A/N: I was bored when I made this…yeah. In case you're wondering, Dark and Kikiru are my madeups that I Roleplay with. They belong to me.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

"Ok. So here most of us are." Kikiru said as she looked around the room. All the Kunoichi of the allied villages were there from last chuunin exam, where were the men?

Then the door burst open and Dark waltzed in.

Wearing a long, flowing dress made of rose petals with fairy wings attached to the back. And to quite literally top it all of: he was wearing a little crown made of gold.

"I'm a fairy princess!" he announced to the stunned crowd of female Nin while waving a 'magical' wand with an itty golden star at the end.

No one had time to say a thing.

Five seconds later…

Gaara ran into the room at full speed. He launched himself onto Dark and tackled him to the floor. Where he then proceeded with strangling him to death. "TAKE IT OFF!" he shrieked. "TAKE IT OFF YOU BASTARD IT'S MINE!"

"b-but. I… l-look… pretty…in…it!" Dark managed to say in between gasps for air.

Then Naruto and Sasuke walked in. They too were wearing dresses, prom dresses. Naruto's was bright pink with ruffles while Sasuke's was a light purple with a few flowers here and there. He was carrying a hand bag over his shoulder.

"So, Sasuke as I was saying, that one guy at the Ramen shop was sooo Gay."

"Yeah, he was really gay. He was all like being mean to us and stuff, saying that dresses were meant for the "womenfolk" instead of us proud men folk." Sasuke replied, puffing out his chest in a slightly odd way.

"Yeah that stupid fag."

"What are you guys staring at?" Sasuke suddenly asked, realizing that they were now the center of attention for the girls in the big room.

"S-Sasuke!" Sakura cried, quite literally as she burst into tears.

"Oh, I can do that to! S-Sakura! See, it has a funny dramatic appeal to it." Sasuke said laughing.

"Sasuke, why did you s-steal my dress?" she asked between sobs. Standing beside her was a completely speechless Ino.

"Because. I look pretty in it. Prettier than you would ever be, with your icky pink hair." Sasuke replied, making a slight gag to put emphasis on his words.

"WHAT?" Sakura shrieked between the tears.

"Oh yeah, that's right. Ino's been telling you for years but you can't get it through your big wide ugly forehead that. YOU'RE UGLY!" Sasuke explained.

"b-but I t-thought you lo-loved me!" she whined.

"Love? LOVE?" he yelled laughing once." Don't talk to me about something that you could never understand. YOU HAVE NO IDEA!" he yelled at the tear-stained Sakura. "I had always been alone since that big old meanie-poo Itachi what's-his-face killed my clan. I had always thought I was alone in this cruel, cruel world. As if no one cared for me!"

"I cared."

"Shut up! And no one understood me. Then, I net this funny snake man who gave me some wonderful magic candy that killed me inside. After that, I realized something."

"What?"

"Shut up Sakura! I'm getting to the best part! I finally realized that I... I … I am GAAAAAYY!" HE YELLED OUT.

"Noooooooooooooooo!" several Sasuke-obsessed fan girls cried out (but only Sakura was the one that mattered)

"Yes! And I've already found true love!" Sasuke yelled out.