A/N: I was bored when I made this…yeah. In case you're wondering, Dark and Kikiru are my madeups that I Roleplay with. They belong to me.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

"and my true love came to me as a orange-clad ramen loving freak called Uzumaki Naruto!" he yelled dramatically, twirling around to face Naruto where he got down on his knees and pulled out from his handbag a small black velvet box.

"Naruto-kun, baby. Will you marry me?" he asked in a deep serious loving tone. Opening the box that held a ring that made both Ino and Sakura pass out.

"Oh sasuke love, YES!" Naruto yelled. In the background, Hinata fainted and hit her head on the floor earning her a minor concussion. Nobody cared; they hardly ever noticed her anyways.

Several harsh moments of total surprise and silence then.

"Get off me!"Dark Gasped.

"No! Its mine! MY DRESS! GIVE IT BACK! Yashamaru gave it to me back when I was a little girl!" Gaara yelled, having a fit.

"Hey. You were a little girl once?"

"Maybe…."

Dark smiled. "Wow! Me too! What a coincidence! I thought I'd never meet another man like myself! Let's- Get- Married!" Dark yelled enthusiastically.

Instantly Gaara was ten feet away from him staring at him with a horrified ewww look on his face. "Ok. Ok. A lot of you "guys" may be gay but, guess what? I'm not. I'm perfectly straight and intend to keep it that way, forever. I only came in here for two reasons." He said sternly, crossing his arms with a "you can't change me" expression on his face. "I came here for the dress that you stole from me. How you knew I kept it in the pirate treasure box under my bed, I'll never know."

"I was looking for treasure, duh!" Dark replied making a stupid face.

"Wait… you said two reasons." Naruto said, speaking up.

"Yeah dude what's the second reason." Sasuke asked, mischievous smile on his face.

"Ok. One thing first." Gaara said.

"What?" Sasuke asked excited.

"Don't call me 'dude'. I'm not one of your gay homies.ok?"

"Aww man. I lost one of my homies!" Sasuke cried. Naruto moved over to him and patted him on the shoulder.

"It's ok. Tonight we'll get drunk and forget all about!"

"You got that right, hunny-bunny!" sasuke replied." Ok. The second reason was.' Gaara said as his stomach rumbled. 'I heard you guys had cake and cookies. And I was hungry so I came over." Gaara said innocently.

"Speaking of food, I'm on a diet." Chouji said, waddling into the room.