A/N: I was bored when I made this…yeah. In case you're wondering, Dark and Kikiru and Jachiam are my madeups that I Roleplay with. They belong to me.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

"Speaking of food, I'm on a diet!" Chouji announced, waddling into the room. he was waddling not because he was fat, but because he was wearing a black dress that was so tight he could hardly breathe or walk. The dress was a long flowing black one that went all the way down to his high-heels. Shikamaru followed in after him. He was wearing a poodle skirt with a pink top. That's right, a poodle skirt.

"This is such a drag. " Shikamaru moaned.

Naruto smiled as he spotted Chouji. "Hey Chouji, wearing a black dress does make you look skinny!" Naruto said cheerfully.

"LOOK? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING, LIKE I'M FAT!" Chouji shrieked, waving a gloved hand in front of Naruto's face.

Instantly Sasuke slid in front of Naruto, shielding him from Chouji's wrath. "DON'T CHOO YELL AT ME LOVE!" he yelled, shaking a fist.

The mood changed instantly.

"Oh my god! You're getting married!" Chouji said merrily, smile lighting up his now rosy cheeks.

"Oooh, two more lovebirds!" Neji said, twirling in Ballerina style for indeed he was wearing a tutu. (Pale pink if I must add, to further strengthen your vision) lee leapt in after him, wearing a green leotard covered in lotus.

"WTF?" Ten-Ten shrieked, eyeballs popping out of her sockets, mouth dropped floor level.

"Alas we bring good news from the wonderful land of youthfulness." Lee and Neji said at the same time, taking center stage they did the 'nice guy' pose together. "from the country of Rock."

"y-you mean to tell me that y...you both ran here from the rock country to tell us the news?" Ten-ten asked, horrified.

"Yosh!" Neji answered.

"And we didn't even sweat a drop!"

"We aren't breathing hard either!"

"Isn't the power of youthful spring time wonderful Neji?"

"YOSH!" he replied nodding.

Ten-ten just stood there, horrified.

"You should join us sometime ten-ten. Instead of being so boring." Lee said in a odd freaky voice.

"Yosh ten-ten. Join us." Neji added, byakugan eyes shining in the dim lit room.

"JOIN US, JOIN US. JOIN US. JOIN US AND WITNESS THE POWER OF YOUTH. YOUTH. YOUTH. JOIN US!" the freaky twosome commanded eyes big and wide as dinner plates.

"AHHHH!" she screamed running straight into the door, it was locked. Everyone watched as ten-tens unconscious body slid to the ground.

"So dudes, what news do you bring us from the country of rocks?" Sasuke asked.

"Well, like you know how this is the site for the wedding today?" Lee asked.

"Yeah, yeah!" Naruto said, head bobbing.

"Well, Asuma sensei and Gai sensei are the bridesmaids!" Lee and Neji squealed, hugging each other jumping for joy.

"Lee."

"Yes Neji?"

"Quick, let's do a hundred laps around Konoha for celebration!"

"Make it a thousand and it's a done deal!"

"Yosh!" Neji replied, jumping.

"All right boy wonder, away to the bat cave!" Lee yelled pointing towards the exit door. They both ran out, taking extra care to trod on Ten-tens unconscious body on the way out.

"Ooooo-kaaay." Temari said happy to see the two freaks leave. "What was that all about?"

"Oh, like you haven't heard?" Chouji asked.

"Ermmm no."

"Well, there's going to be a wedding and we're all invited."

"Ok. Now that we know the bridesmaids, who's the groom and bride?" Kikiru asked, speaking for the first time. (She had just gotten out of shock.)

Well… hmmm, who are the bride and groom? Here are the likely candidates:

Kakashi

Jiraiya

Kurenai

Iruka

Ebisu

Mizuki

Tsunade

Shizune

Plus, where is Shino, Kiba, Kankurou and wait…who cares about Baki? XD

Who's the lucky pair? Read on to find out….