A/N: first I have to say this: oh my god, I can't believe my boredness inspired me to right something about gay Naruto characters… jeez I need to find a better hobby. And second, this chapter is kinda for my friend Allana cause I know how much she looooves Mizuki(not). Another thing.. LEAVE COMMENTS!I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK..ACTUALLY I WANT TO KNOW.. SAME THING.. By now you should know that Dark and Kikiru are my madeups that I Roleplay with. They belong to me.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

"I'm here!" Gai yelled as he burst into the room, jumping for joy. Sadly, the instant Gai's 'manly' feet touched the ground, he had the luck to slip and fall on a feather. He crashed to the ground in a tangled heap of 'manly beauty'.

"OMG! Mr. Gai!" Asuma yelled running in after Gai. "is it bad? Please tell me."

"No! Stay away, you can't see me!"

"Why?"

"Be-because! My manly beauty… it's ruined!" Gai cried, bursting into tears on the ground.

"What … what ever could have happened? What could've destroyed your manly beauty?" Asuma asked in a high-pitched caring tone.

"Me nose! The ground broke me nose! He hates me!" Gai yelled, standing up on shaking legs, back turned to all watching, blood and tears streaming down his face.

"Oh my god, that bastard!" Asuma shrieked.

"I shall get you ground you hear me? I SHALL GET YOU!MOMMY! I HAVE A BOO-BOO!" Gai screamed as he ran out of the room.

Asuma banged his head against the wall, tears streaming down his face. "Why? WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY?" he shrieked falling on his knees facing the door. "Where will I ever find another man that's perfect for this job?"

"Yeah, that's right you gay freak! Run home to your mommy like the little freak-girl you are!" A voice yelled as the door to the building slammed shut.

Mizuki walked in, wearing a long flowing pink kimono that was decorated with cranes holding roses in their mouths. "What's my name, bitches?" Mizuki shouted to the room filled with young Nin.

"Oh my god! It's that guy that tried to kill me three times!" Naruto sobbed in Sasuke's arms.

Then, some random person in the crowd shouted out "it's two, two times!"

"Shut up you Naruto-obsessed fan! Can-t you see my love is having a horrible breakdown here?" Sasuke yelled back, hugging Naruto in a sweet gay-embrace.

"oh I see, my evil cough I mean unbelievably nice appearance already has people bowing down to me wishing for my forgiveness cough I mean respect." Mizuki said, looking down at Asuma who was still on his knees.

Tears streaming from his eyes Asuma replied. "The quit-smoking gods, they have answered my prayers! You're perfect for a bridesmaid!"

"Really? I'll take the job! Who's getting married?"

"Iruka-kun and Kakashi-kun!"

Sorry.. I couldn't think of much.  Next we have the music player and the animal freak! LEAVE ME COMMENTS!