A/N: first I have to say this: oh my god, I can't believe my boredness inspired me to right something about gay Naruto characters… jeez I need to find a better hobby.. Another thing.. LEAVE COMMENTS!I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK..ACTUALLY I WANT TO KNOW.. SAME THING.. By now you should know that Dark and Kikiru are my madeups that I Roleplay with. They belong to me.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

"Well, at least that couple is biologically safe." Kiba said as he walked into the room. He was dressed as… a school girl, short plaid miniskirt, tight white shirt, wide wire rimmed glasses, and a feminine tie. Walking along beside him on a pink leash was Akamaru who had around his neck a big, frilly bow.

"Oh, how so, Kiba-kun?" Shino asked as he followed. He was wearing his usual suit but with a twist. His outfit was pitch black and he had on funny shiny black shoes.

"Well. They won't produce any nasty little children. As you know, my friend, children are one of the main causes of pollution along with careless adults." Kiba informed his 'friend' in a teacher-like voice.

A guy was following the two and making odd signs. "Hrmm. Kankurou appears to be saying 'too true'." Shino interpreted. Kankurou, was dressed up like a mime and acting like one too.

"Glad someone agrees with me." Kiba said glumly. Then he smiled when he saw the other 'men' (Sasuke and his gay homies more like it…except for Gaara…speaking of which…) "hi!"

"Hrmm… Kankurou says:'yo dudes and dudettes, what happening?' I just say yo though." Shino said, reading Kankurou's signs.

"Yo homies! Whas up?" Naruto yelled.

"Hey ya'll its more of my gay homies!" Sasuke added.

"Damn right! That's what Kankurou says." Shino interpreted as Sasuke and Naruto met the three.

"So, me and my babe are getting married. I know you three have been thinking about it?" Sasuke pointed out.

"True." Kiba said nodding. "I mean we all do love each other, cheers!" Kiba said as Kankurou hugged Shino and Kiba. "But it just like, wouldn't work out. I mean, me and Shino here live in Konoha live in the same village and we're always together, but we couldn't leave Kankurou-kun out of. He lives in Suna and he would have to ditch his brother and sister and that would be mean cause little Gaara-kun just got promoted to Kazekage-"

"Don't rub it in." Naruto pouted.

"Oh but Naruto Kun, you'll be there someday." Kiba said hopefully.

"Shut up! By order of the future Hokage!" Naruto yelled.

"Future Hokage? As if that would ever happen.' Gaara said walking over to them.

The five sighed, Gaara was no fun. Instantly Kankurou began miming something and had Shino confused for several seconds, until it hit him. Quite literally as Kankurou hit him in the back. "Oh! I get it now!" Shino whispered. "Oy Gaara, Kankurou says they have some delectable desserts in the kitchen, ready for eats."

"really?" Gaara said as he rushed of to the kitchen.

"Well, that got rid of him." Sasuke said smiling. Then he frowned. "but still, I lost one of my homies…"

Kiba looked at him. "really? Don't despair! This morning, I personally saw Akamaru making love with another dog, male!"

"Really? Welcome to the family Dawg!" Sasuke squealed bending down to Akamaru.

Just then, voices exploded from the kitchen. "Hey! You're not supposed to be in here!"

"Yes I am, I'm the kazekage! And I order you to tell me what food you have!"

"Ermmm... Cake…"

"CAKE!MUST EAT CAKE RAWRRRR!"

"AHHHH!"

"Well. Sounds like we're going to have trouble on our hands later…" Shino said.

Sorry if Akamaru seems wrong... I couldn't think of much.  Next we have oh I don't know… I need more Ideas. Although I do have some funny ones involving Akatsuki…! LEAVE ME COMMENTS!