Okay, this came to me while I was swinging, and it really has no point, so it might never even have an ending. In fact, it's even in it's own genre. Please review!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I own Kasumi. And the plot. Haha, now you can't sue me!
MY EYES:
Sakura walked along the streets of Konoha, towards the academy. She was bored, because she hadn't had any missions lately. So what else to do but go to the park and be bored some more?
Tsunade had been busy and Sakura was unable to train with her. Or anyone else, for that matter. When she got to the park, it seemed deserted. Yes, it was deserted. All of the children were at the academy, and everyone else was training.
Squeak
Squeak
Squeak
Squeak
"Hm?" Sakura headed towards the swings. A girl with light brown hair pulled into two low pigtails (like Tsunade's) was swinging on one of the swings. Sakura had never seen the girl before. "Hey!" Sakura called. The girl turned around, and Sakura was surprised. The girl looked a lot like Tsunade, but she had light brown hair and dark brown eyes. She even wore an outfit a lot like Tsunade's, but it was a lot less revealing, colored brown and tan, and the girl had bandages covering her forearms, shins/ankles, and neck.
"Who're you?" the girl asked.
"I'm Sakura. I've never seen you around before. What's your name?"
"Kasumi."
Jeeze, this girl, Kasumi, even acted like Tsunade! Sakura came and sat on the swing next to Kasumi. "So, how old are you?"
"Almost thirteen."
"I'm fourteen."
Kasumi turned to Sakura and smiled, saying, "I like you."
"Why are you here in Konoha?"
"I'm looking for my eternal rival."
"Who's that?"
"Tsunade-baba-san."
"Hm? She's my sensei! I've been training under her for the past two years," Sakura said. "Say, where's the rest of your team? And where are you from, anyhow?"
"I don't have a team, and I'm not from anywhere. My sole purpose is to defeat Tsunade."
Sakura looked at her strangely. "That's not easy."
"For you, maybe not. Who's on your team?"
Suddenly, Temari comes walking through the park. Kasumi's face lights up. "Oi! Temari!"
Temari turned toward Kasumi, smiling and waving. "Hey! What're you doing in Konoha? Looking for Tsunade-sama again?"
"Yup! I've been training really hard. I even met with this guy named Jiraiya, and he and this boy called Uzumaki Naruto taught me some stuff. They're cheering me on!"
Sakura looked at Kasumi and said, "Naruto's on my team. So is Uchiha Sasuke, but…"
"Ah! You're on the team with that boy! Jeeze, he's so troublesome. He really pisses me off."
"Who? Naruto?"
"No way! Naruto is…wonderful! It's that Uchiha boy. We've met a couple of times and he just really…bugs me.
"Naruto, on the other hand…now he's something else," Kasumi continued dreamily. "He's strong, brave, and he likes ramen!"
"Feh. Sounds like someone's desperately in love," Temari snorted.
"TCH! No, no! Not like you and Shika-kun! Mhmm! 'Shika-kun's head looks like a pineapple. Shika-kun beat me again at Go, something even you can't do, Kasumi! I just love watching the clouds with Shika-kun! Boohoo…Shikamaru wants a lady-like girl, and I was practically raised as a boy; maybe he wants me to change!" Kasumi taunted Temari, who's face was getting redder every second.
Sakura's eyes were wide, and she asked Temari in disbelief, "You like Shikamaru? Nara Shikamaru?"
"No, no, no!" interrupted Kasumi. "Temari loves Shika!"
By now Temari was absolutly petrified and was about to attack when Kasumi said, "Oops..."
"Oops what?" Temari asked.
"Oops…" said Sakura.
Temari stared at them. "What?"
"I think that Pineapple-head is about to faint…" Kasumi said, pointing behind Temari.
Temari's hair stood an end as she slowly turned around. Sure enough, there was Shikamaru looking just about as surprised as anyone could be.
Shikamaru tipped forward and caught Temari's lips with his.
"AHHH! MY EYES! MY INNOCENCE IS RUINED!" cried Kasumi, grabbing at her eyes. Sakura blushed and turned away. "GO GET A ROOM!" Kasumi demanded, grabbing Sakura and running out of the park.
Soon enough, they ran into someone, though, because Kasumi was still covering her eyes. "Look where you're going!" Kasumi yelled, pointing her finger at none other than Tsunade herself. "I challenge you to a fight, Tsunade-baba-san!"