THE ULTRA COOL FIGHT SCENE!
The creepy looking creatures surround our heroes. Is there ANY hope?
Fai: nah.
Kurogane: SHUT UP!
Syao: Mission, mission, mission.
Sakura: Suddenly, I feel very tired. I want a nap.
Kurogane takes the initiative and whips out his sweet sword seemingly out of nowhere and begins hacking away at the monsters. Syaoran's puny little sword also magically appears from under his clothes, even though his clothes are tailored and form fitting, and slashes at a few things, but the creatures laugh at him.
Creatures: Hahaha!
Syao: Curses. Why is it that I get such a skinny sword? You would think me being the MAIN character would automatically qualify me for a bigger sword.
Fai: Woa with the 'sword' word there. The fan girls are getting a little too giddy.
Syao: Huh?
Fai: Oh, darn it. They began screaming. See what you've done? Now we're gonna have those stories.
As Syaoran decides to turn on a helpless fly buzzing around annoying him, Kurogane continues to happily beat the crap out of the creatures with neat-o spinning moves. Sakura grabs a pillow.
Kurogane: Man, I am too cool for this story. Strap me up in leather and give me a hog or something. Think Cowboy Bebop or Inuyasha needs another character?
Sakura: Yawn. Boring! Oh, oops, I'm supposed to actually care for these guys. Why don't I again?
Syao, (still trying to hit the fly): Out of the way! I'm on a mission! Where's that feather!
Sakura: Oh, right, I remember. They're all idiots.
Fai: This coming from the girl who still acts like she is ten?
Sakura: Totally not my fault. If Clamp would give me an actual butt and boob size, then we'll see. Till then, as long as I have the body of a ten year old, I might as well soak it up and go with it.
Kurogane strikes and the tip of the sword pieces the tip into the last creatures arm, disappointingly not killing him and saddening the readers.
Kurogane (in an annoyed tone): Does Inyusha have to hold back? No! Does Spike? NO! Naruto? NOT EVEN THAT IDIOT HAS TO!
The creatures now run away in terror. Kurogane and Syaoran emerge from the battle with their tailor clothes perfectly intact. Not one single tear or rip, perplexing the laws of common sense.
Fan girls: WHY? WHY? Does Clamp like torturing us? Can't they ever get into a fight where their clothes fall off, revealing their wonderfully toned and muscular chests?
Kurogane: OH SHUT UP!
Fai: Girls, girls, this is, after all, a teen manga. That's what fanfiction is for. Big difference.
Syaoran walks away from the fight looking really cool. He glides over to Sexy Sakura and...grabs Mokona from her.
Syao: Where's the feather?
He then starts off with Mokona pointing the way, forgetting the others are behind him. Sakura, Fai, and Kurogane just stare dumbfounded after him.
The gang continues down the creepy alleyway to an even creepier castle, hidden in the back.
Kurogane: Laws of science don't apply in anime or manga, so just accept that a castle is in the back of an alleyway.
Fan girls/fan guys (awestruck): Oooooo...castle.
Kurogane busts down the humongous door, which collapses and reveals...THE VILLAIN!
Villain (making a V with his fingers): Boo.