A/N: Yes, another story. DON'T HURT ME!
Disclaimer: I don't own. Woo-hoo.
Title: Insane
Chapter 1: Day 1
Day 1: Artemis's Journal
I have been forced to keep a journal. This is seriously annoying. Ah, well. To business, then.
We (meaning me, Holly, Mulch, Root, Trouble, Grub, Foaly, Butler, and Juliet) have been dropped off into an mental asylum. For two weeks. I HATE IT HERE, FOR THERE IS NO COMPUTER! AARRRGGGH!
End journal entry
"Hey Holly!" someone screamed through the white, padded wall.
"What?" she responded.
"I hate this plaaaace!"
"We all do, Grub. We all do."
Day 1: Holly's Journal
I have always hated journals. Don't know why. Oh well.
It's so boring here. I hope something will happen soon.
But it probably won't.
Sigh.
End journal entry
Day 1: Mulch's Journal
You know what really sucks about this place? There's no dirt.
End journal entry
"Why can't we do something?" shouted several voices at once.
An announcement came over the built-in loudspeakers in everyone's separate cells: "Tomorrow will be more fun. We swear."
Then it was gone.
Day 1: Root's Journal
I am going to my happy place now. WHY DID I JUST TELL YOU THAT? YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE A RIP! I'M GOING INSANE BEING HERE!
Good night, piece of stupidity, a.k.a Journal.
End entry
Day 1: Trouble's Journal
What is there to say? Today's breakfast was runny pudding and moldy Cheerios, the lunch was a stale ham sandwich, a "fresh" salad, and some potato-chip crumbs, and I suppose dinner will be something like the above mentioned objects.
It is so boring.
End entry
Day 1: Grub's Journal
Holly said that we all hate it here, but I think I hate it the most. I'm just glad I have you, Journal. What was that, Journal? You said you'd steal me a blanket? What thank you, I'm freezing. What did you say? You'll fetch me my dinner early? Why, how kind of you. One more thing, dearest sheets of paper? You say you'll contact everyone for me? Wow, I never knew a Journal could be so kind-
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"SOMEONE GRAB ME MY FUNGUS CIGARS!" bellowed Root.
Silence.
"YOU BETTER DO WHAT I SAY, OR ELSE!"
More silence.
"I HATE YOU ALL!"
Day 1: Foaly's journal
I am sad, very sad. I was separated from all of my wonderful technological advancesat the doors of this hideous place. I hate the land of mud. Hate it. Sigh.
End entry
Day 1: Butler's Journal
I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE IN ONE. WHOLE. DAY. I MAY HAVE TO SLAUGHTER YOU, JOURNAL. IF I HAD A WEAPON. GO AWAY!
End entry
Day 1: Juliet's Journal
We have no TVs here, so all hope for survival has been lost. I have nothing more to say.
End entry
End Chapter 1
As you can probably tell, this will have 14 chapters. This is chapter 1: Day 1. So the next chapter will be chapter 2: Day 2. This may take me a little longer to update due to the length of the chapters. Oh, well, I hope you'llfollow this fic!
Have a great day!
The Insane Lugian