IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE by Margaret Price
EVERYONE IN THE COURTROOM STARES AT DONALD TRUMP
INQUISITOR: Would someone please remove this interloper so we can get on with this?
THE DONALD: Interloper! Humph!
DOCTOR: (rolls eyes) While I was away, I engaged a new attorney.
VALEYARD: Doctor, you didn't have an attorney to begin with. And this is a British show. You're supposed to say Solicitor.
DOCTOR: I was a Solicitor once.
VALEYARD: No, Colin Baker was a Solicitor once.
DOCTOR: Picky, picky.
INQUISITOR: Who is your new legal representative, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Oh, very PC, Madam Inquisitor. (Holds are hand.) My new attorney is Johnny Cochran.
EVERYONE IN THE COURTROOM GASPS. THE VALEYARD GOGGLES.
JOHNNY COCHRAN ENTERS SURROUNDED BY HIS ENTOURAGE.
JOHNNY COCHRAN: If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
INQUISITOR: Yes, thank you, Mr. Cochran.
JOHNNY COCHRAN: The Defense rests.
DOCTOR: What! We've scarcely even started yet.
JOHNNY COCHRAN: You got my best line.
THE DONALD: You're fired.