RETURN OF THE IDOL by Tim
(Simon Cowell re-enters the courtroom)
The Donald: Simon.
Simon: Donald.
(Simon turns and looks around)
Simon: I can't believe this farce is continuing. This is dreadful!
The Donald: Tell me about it.
(Simon turns to the Doctor)
Simon: What the hell are you wearing? Did you wash out of clown college?
(Simon turns to Mel)
Simon: You are the most dreadful actress I've ever seen. I've seen better acting from a George Romero zombie!
(Simon turns to Peri)
Simon: That is the worst American accent I've ever heard! You should request a refund from your acting teacher!
(Simon turns to the Valeyard)
Simon: Hmmmmm, you're dressed all in black. You have good taste in clothes, I must say!