captain Anya yelled "HELP! HELP!" making it look like she was really a damsel in distress, while Orlando took out a little knife in Anya's back pocket, he slowly cut away the rope that they where caught. Orlando finally cut through the rope and jumped out, he turned and went to run the crazy guy through the stomach.

nothing happened the dagger went in but the crazy guy just sighed and said "doesn't no one round here no any thing? gosh. hi I'm Alex the lion man! RARRRRRRR"

Che and Orlando jumped back with shocked expressions "what is wrong with him?"
whispered Che
"I'm not sure. maybe he thinks he's a lion"

Alex wiped a hand down his face and said "you have no idea where you are do you?"
sigh
"well lets see if i can explain this to you, everyone here is a person from the past we die then come here but when we do, well as you can see" he gestured to himself "we get a little muddled on the, yes, i am a lion" said Alex "you have walked into the fore Field ...

"So what you're saying," Orlando asked Alex, "is that that you died at the same time as a man, and when you came here your bodies where accidentally switched?"

A lion walked up to them. "That's right," it said. "And all I want is my body back." The lion said referring to the man.

"Are there many more of you like this?" Anya asked.

"Yes," answered the man/lion and lion/man.

"I think I know a way I can help you, if you promise us some things," Orlando said to them. "Let us down from the net, give us food to last 4 months, and you will be returned to your normal bodies."

And so it was. Everyone including Jack and Che where brought to the place where these ummm people (?) lived. They were given their food.

"Now help us," said Alex.

"ok" said Orlando "there is a saying that if you find your other "person thing it what ever you call yourselves" and run into each other u will become separated into 4 things, 2 bodies and 2 spirits or personalities"

Explained Orlando

"Your spirits will fly around and find there rightful homes."

"That is the biggest lie I have ever heard" said Owen

Roseanna placed her hand on Owens arm "hang on a minute" she said "I think this could work"

So the lion and the human set out 10 paces away from each other, they turned around and run into each other at full speed. Their bodies fell on the ground, 5minutes later they stood up again. The spirits had their bodies back.

Suddenly everyone started running into each other. Cats and Dogs, elephants and mice, Man and Woman, cockroaches and other cockroaches. Soon everyone and everything was lying everywhere.

"That looks like it hurts," Owen whispered.

Well all the dead thingys were back in there bodies and the ship left the island and flew to the next island where the treasure was suppose to be and it wasn't and they relised the map was fake. Oh no!

If that isn't the most badly written sentence ever I don't know what is! And if this isn't our shortest chapter!

Grace and Anya review! lol