A/N: Just a little silliness that a cooked up today.

Summary: Kat makes a bet that Bridge can't refuse. Wackiness ensues.

Disclaimer: I don't own SPD or anything that Bridge says.

Kat snickered and handed him a smalltwo way radio. "I bet you can't say anything but old movie quotes for six hours."

Bridge smiled. "You're on!"

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Later that morning...

Sky glanced up from the morning paper. "Hey guys, It says here that due to the damage that Grumm caused, stocks have plummeted."

Walking into the common room, Bridge rolled his eyes. Could Sky get any more boring. Racking his mind for something to say, he settled on: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

Z smirked. Bridge had been talking like that all morning, although she had no clue as to why. "Bridge, Glue sniffing was made illegal decades ago due to harmful effects on the brain."

Bridge gave her a startled look. "I haven't got a brain...only straw."

Syd put down her magazine. "Is that why you tend to ask those long stupid questions?"

"Stupid is as stupid does."

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The day went on much the same as before...

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Bridge said in a mysterious tone.

Sky quirked an eyebrow at the blue ranger. He had been acting strange all day, even for him.

Just then a ugly, blue, butt monster, thing thatwaswearing tattered clothes came out of Circle K's revolving door carrying a six pack of beer and a prescription of Beano.

"Holy underwear!" Bridge exclaimed earning an evil laugh from their foe.

"Stand down rangers, you will not win. Do I have any guesses as to why?" The Butt monster asked.

"Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb." Bridge offered.

"Correct! I will incapacitate you with my evil noxious gasses!"

Bridge shrugged. "While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it?"

The other Rangers glanced between themselves in shock.

"I can see you are all afraid." The Monster said.

"It's not that we're afraid," Bridge corrected. "Far from it. It's just that we got this thing about death, it's not us."

Sky snapped. "Bridge! Shut up!"

The rangers worked hard to beat the monster's butt into submission. Finally they had it cornered and were ready to put it into confinement.

"You are guilty of flatulence in confined areas, polluting the air and disturbing the peace." Sky stated as the other rangers fanned the air in front of their noses.

"Catch ya later, evil dude!" Bridge exclaimed before the monster was placed in a confinement card.

After they got back to the command center, Commander Cruger asked how their mission had gone.

"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass!" Bridge said while pounding his fist in the air.

The commander growled. "Anything else to say," he snapped.

"Scared! Can't talk!" Bridgesqueaked as he hung his head.

Sydney huffed. "What is your problem?"

Bridge wisely kept his mouth shut as Kat laughed in the background.

LOL... What do you think?