YumiStar: Were back again, and today…HOEHINHEM GETS TO SING!
Hoehinhem: YAY!
Ed: Ho-ho papa is gonna sing?
YumiStar: Yes he is.
Envy: Oh well, BREAK A LEG!
Pride!Ed: That's the sprit!
Al: Yeah, what he said!
Ed: Oh brother.
Roy: Let's get started!
YumiStar: To the Stage!
He runs to the Stage.
YumiStar: Hit It Roy!
He hits it.
Machine: I need a new job…
Aladdin- Friend like Me
Hoehinhem: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves,
Scheherazad-ie had a thousand tales.
But master you in luck, 'Cause up your sleeves,
You got a brand of magic never fails.
You got some power in your corner now,
Some heavy ammunition in your camp.
POW
You got some punch, Pizzazz, yahoo and how,
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp,
And I'll say;
Mister mustang, sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down,
You ain't never had a friend like me. HO-HO-HO!
Life is your restaurant, and I'm your maitre d'!
C'mon whisper what it is you want,
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service,
You're the boss, the king, the shah!
Say what you wish, it's yours!
True dish, how 'bout a little more baklava!
Have some of column "A",
Try all of column "B",
I'm in the mood to help you, dude.
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Backup: Wah-a-ah!
Hoehinhem: Oh my!
Backup2: Wah-wan-Wah!
Hoehinhem: No-no!
Backup3: Wah-ha-ha!
Hoehinhem: Ba-ba-ba! Speaks nonsense
Hoehinhem: Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this…Out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof!
Well, looky here. HA-HA
Can your friends go Abracadabra,
Let'er rip and then make the sucker disappear?
So don't-cha sit there, slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers.
You got me bona fide, certified,
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires.
I got a powerful urge to help you out,
So what-cha wish, I really wanna know.
You got list that's three miles long no doubt,
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so. Hay-Ho!
Mister mustang sir, have a wish, or two, or three.
I'm on the job, you big nabob,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never…had a…friendlikeME!
Hoehinhem: Ya-ha-ha!
Elephants yell.
Hoehinhem: YA-HA-HA!
You ain't never had a friend like me!
YumiStar: OMG! THAT WAS AWSOME!
Envy: Well, I be darned. He was good.
Pride!Ed: GO DADDY!
Edward: It was okay…
Inner Ed: That kicked -Beep-!
Al: You were great father!
Hoehinhem: Thank you, Thank you!
YumiStar: Now Greed finally gets to sing!
Greed: w00t!
YumiStar: Green Day's Boulevard of Broken dreams!
Envy: Let's see him try to sing this, heh-heh.
Greed: I bet you $50 bucks I could sing it good!
Envy: You're on!
Ed: You're on!
Roy: You're on!
Hoehinhem: You're on!
Greed: What about you three?
YumiStar: I'm broke.
Pride!Ed: I hate gambling.
Al: It's my only eating money.
Greed: Whatever, See ya next chappie!
YumiStar: No comment necessary!
Al: Just enjoy the story!