My friend and I wrote this while she was over at my house. I gave her some of the ideas. She came up with the rest. Hope you like it!

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Remus Lupin always knew he had something for Hermionie Granger. When Tonks asked Remus to marry him, he could not accept because he is in love with Hermionie. He never told anyone but now was the chance to tell her how he felt. They were in the closet avoiding Ron from asking anymore stupid questions (which he did a lot). They were alone, all alone. Remus came closer to Hermionie. She looked up at him and they grabbed each other and kissed. Then Ron came in and screamed. "Hermionie, my love. What are you doing?" he said (another stupid question).

"I love Remus and he loves me." She said.

"We do! We do!" Remus added.

They kept on kissing and kissing. Ron pulled them apart and kicked Remus in a place I don't dare say. "That's my girl." Ron said. "You stole my girl. I love her!"

"No I do!" said Harry who had just arrived.

"No I love her." Said Sirius Black who had just arrived.

"But your dead." The chanted together.

"Oh right." Sirius said walking away sadly to heaven or hell. We don't know.

Remus and Hermione kissed very much but Harry tapped on Hermione's shoulder politely. Then when she turned around Harry pulled her into a make out.

"My man, Harry." Hermione said lovingly.

"My girl, Hermione." Harry said.

"You mean Ron's girl Hermione." Ron said pulling Hermione into a kiss.

"Eeeeewwww get off me, freak." She said pulling Harry and Remus into a triple kiss. Pardon me saying Eeeewww.

"You're dead, Remus!" Ron said, pulling him into a headlock. With a fist in the nose, they started war. Well, during the war Harry and Hermione were making out. The End.

Harry and Hermione married and had children with the help of Remus who was dead now he became a mid wife. Someone who delivers babies you perverted freak. Ron well he um he um well he became a naked ballerina dancer. Apparently Lavender Brown likes that in a man because she married him and became a nude baseball player. Guys dig that. Her whole team is having a public affair with her. I mean PUBLIC! Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.