I don't own Naruto.
This is obviously not a parody ;)
Soon they were both falling to the ground.
The Reverse Lotus was in effect.
On one hand, he had taken a good hold of Gaara, but on the other, he had covered his head with sand that would pulverize any opportunity Lee had at fainnly knocking out his opponent.
So while he fell, he took a look to his sensei.
And he nodded.
So when the leaf's green beast junior version crashed Gaara onto the ground and he was sent rolling down the cold flooring; he tried to keep his strength inside of him to act if all was to neigh.
"Rock Lee, I allow you... to use GUN-jutsu!" - Gai sensei said before lifting his things up and smiling.
Kakashi looked at this with confusion, he had never heard of that term, so he looked at his eternal rival and best friend to slap him with a weird look and a question.
"What do you mean by that?" - This got a sad face from the older bushy-brows. - "Don't you mean GEN-jutsu?"
Gai moved his head from one side to another while still smirking.
"No, my eternal rival! You are for once in the wrong!" - He loudly explained.
"Oh, how so? Then what did you teach him?"
"Just observe the power of youth, and Austrian ingenuity?"
[What the fuck is Austria?] - Kakashi asked himself.
Gaara had woken up, his eyes facing the taijutsu prowess of Konoha.
And the sand around him began to move upwards.
"You can do this, Lee!" - Shouted Naruto.
"Teach that Suna-sucker the power of Konoha!"- Added Shikamaru who got an angry look from Temari.
"Do not make me look bad for losing to you." - Said Sasuke.
"Get up." - Finalized a Neji who was looking at the scene.
But he groaned, he was in extreme pain, his muscles ached.
So when he saw how the sand came to bury him, he could do nothing.
Except move his arm, showing something to the world.
"I will show you the power of youth!"
A Glock 40 with customized handgrip, a small red-dot sight on top, with a flash-muffler and a green laser, all prepared with 7 Full-metal-jacket and 8 Hollow-point 10mm bullets marked as 'The power of youth' ready to fire.
And he blasted against the Jinchuriki of Shukaku.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
And that fucker was dead. The sand just dropped to the ground and the whole arena got silent.
Gaara had two holes on his forehead.
Kakashi was asking what the actual fuck was happening.
Neji opened his mouth and eyes just to show his amazement.
Ten-Ten almost climaxed at the sight of the gun.
Gai Sensei was doing the Kazotsky kick.
Naruto said: "Dattebayo, you showed him, Lee!"
Sakura saw on her Ninjaphone how much did a Glock cost.
Sasuke tried to understand with his Sharingan how a gun worked and what kind of chakra is used on it.
Kiba shat his pants.
Ino began to paint her lips.
Shikamaru was thinking to buy a gun to shoot people and not having to do any chakrawork anymore.
The Suna guys were trying to tell Orochimaru that all was canceled.
And the other people present did not know how to react.
"Uh... The winner, by the death of the opponent, is Rock Lee?"
Lee got up and gave his thumbs up to the public present, and then fell to the ground, unconscious.
Orochimaru still tried to invade the Leaf village, alone.
So he tried to close himself with the Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen, to kill him on the time of the last stage of the Chunnin exams.
The Sound Four prepared the seal barrier, and now all that he had to do is kill the bastard.
"Orochimaru, you lack youth!"
That is all he heard before seeing how from the clothes of the Hokage appeared a tall kid with a glock.
Orochimaru got shot thirteen times and the sound four were later bukkake'd by the ANBU of Konoha, as they immediately surrendered after Lee said. - "Do you wanna know the power of youth?"
And the story of Glock Lee, the Double-tapper of the Leaf Village was born.
