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It had all gone well on the Leaf village.

Hiruzen was alive, still a fuckin sore old asshole that drank of Danzo's cock, but at the same time a Shinobi that could give Oonoki a run for his money.

The Ninja of the sound who were part of the invasion were all pardoned in exchange of slave labor so that they became 'more youthful'.

The Sound four again, were on a basement on the HQ of the ANBU, still covered on the spunk of the operators.

Sunagakure had sent an official team to establish even better relations with Konoha now that they did not have a Kazekage, Gaara was dead, and Lee established himself as the strongest Hokage ever.

Peace was established, at last.

But this situation had provoked something else than conflict between nations.

Sasuke had not proved himself in the exams, he saw himself as weak.

Lee had been able to kill Orochimaru, who was equal to a Kage.

And he was still unable to even defeat his brother.

Hiruzen ordered Jiraiya, Naruto and team Guy to retrieve Tsunade.

"Her bazonkadonkers are her main weapon to deal with bureaucracy and use them as genjutsu to defeat the enemies of the leaf, it is imperative to have it as the next Hokage"

No one doubted the orders of Hiruzen, thus they went to the search far and wide, town after town, following the steps Jiraiya knew from sightings of the Legendary (cock)sucker

Naruto was happy to have the bushy brows on his team, having someone so powerful yet friendly, that could teach him how to use taijutsu better; was something special.

But all came to neigh when Itachi knocked on their door.

And Sasuke was behind him, following the path of his brother after he had been seen on Konoha, all to confront him and save his friend, Naruto.

He tried to use his Chidori but failed to even scratch the robes of his brother.

And now he was pinned against the wall.

"You lack hate, little brother." - Sententiated the prowess of the fallen clan. - "You are weak."

Kisame saw this scene with humor, it was kinda neat to see how his teammate was reckless sometimes.

So he decided to punch Naruto on the stomach

Until he felt something.

Boom.

One of the walls had been blown up.

"That isn't nice mister fish!"

In front of Naruto was Lee, holding his Glock 40, and behind him was Neji Hyuuga, Byakugan prepared, Gai sensei above his famous 'lightning turtle' and carried an empty RPG-7, probably the reason the wall was blown up, and Tenten had an M16A4 because why the fuck not.

Sasuke felt even emptier, as the mere presence of the people there sent shivers down the spine of the tailless-beast.

"The double tapper of the leaf?!" - Shouted Kisame at the sight of Lee who replied with his Dinamic entry!

Samehada blocked the attack but it couldn't protect from the sight of the barrel of the gun sending a flash which propelled a bullet that pierced the skull of the Shark-guy.

Itachi did not doubt and invoked his Susanoo immediately, destroying the building on the process and ran away, creating mayhem as he went.

"You shouldn't run from a fight with another shinobi, that is dishonorable!" - Itachi heard behind him.

"Get away from me!" - He exclaimed, sending Amaterasu after Amaterasu to kill the person that had climbed onto his orange chakra-armor.

Lee had to evade the fires, or else he would be dead, it was obvious, his gun wasn't a fucking shield, what did you think would happen?

He shunshined towards his sensei again and saw how Tenten was basically masturbating at the sight of one of the seven swords of Kirigakure.

Neji, of course, didn't shut his byakugan off because of reasons I am not allowed to say otherwise I'd had to rate this M.

Gai sense again began to dance at another youthful victory.

And Sasuke... He was angry, again he was bested by Rock Lee, and Naruto, technically.

He felt weak.

[Why is it never enough!?] - He internally griefed before standing up and looking at team Gai.

"Are you okay Sasuke, my eternal rival?" - Lee asked, getting closer to him.

No answer came from the Uchiha.

"Uh... Are you-?"

He was interrupted by the hand of the boy shutting his mouth, then he began to cry.

Lee hugged him, showed him affection.

"Don't." - He said, but did not actively resist the gesture.

So while Neji kept looking at the insides of Tenten, and Lee tried to hug Sasuke, to no avail; Jiraiya appeared, carrying a woman and saw the situation.

"What in the goddamn-?" - He said after seeing Kisame dead and Team Gai already there. - "How did you reach here first?" - He asked, astonished.

"Lee nagged us all until we decided to go with you." - Tenten began as she stopped fingering something that I won't name and looked at Jiraiya instead of the sword.

"And with my byakugan, I detected a group of powerful chakra signatures."

Neji said while trying to hide his tomato-red face after seeing what he saw.

"Then I used this magnificent gift of Soviet ingenuity, while Lee used his Austrian weapon, oh Lord Jiraiya!" - After saying that he showed with proud the empty rocket launcher to them point to his favorite student who was consoling Sasuke.

[Huh? The Uchiha boy?] - The Sannin though after seeing that familiar-looking hair and clothing style.

And then he saw how he moved.

He teleported behind Lee and grabbed his Glock.

"Nothing perssssssonel kid." - He said before dissapearing.

"Hey!" - Lee shouted. - "My gun!"

That day, Sasuke escaped towards Kabuto, to try and understand the power of GUN-Jutsu and use it to defeat his brother.

Something that would put him at odds with Konoha who sent a team after them

Yeah the next chapter we going to kill Kimimaro.