Naruto isn't mine, that would be gay.
Also, this bout what happened to my boy shino.
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"Whooohoooo!" - Said a gal at some meters from Shino, she had cleavage that showed a lot of skin, and Shino's Paladinesque body struggled to not slap her and call her a slut. - "You boy, you seem like a very strong ninja!"
He wanted to strike at her. He was desperate, but not desperate enough.
His bugs told him that he should just give in, or he would die a virgin, prey of the queen of his colony like his uncle had died.
Yet he did not lose hope.
He saw at a distance the most beautiful woman ever.
She had tan skin, green hair, and wore fitness clothing; also, she reeked of bugs, just like him.
Shino moved a small kid trying to buy ketamine from an old man and rushed to the girl.
She wore a headband from Takigakure.
And every time he got near her, she moved away, looking everywhere.
Eventually, he had to begin moving through the rooftops, chasing the girl from afar as he had pushed too many grandmas this day.
Yet she didn't slow down either. The girl just rushed downtown even faster.
Shino pursued, thinking that she maybe had noticed him and maybe wanted to meet him on a more secluded place.
Until they got to the outskirts of the city, and she just grew wings that looked similar to those of the Kikaichu and began flying.
The aburame was left alone, looking at how she got out of there.
But why?
He felt strangely sad, almost heartbroken, he had seen perfection but had lost it soon after.
After that, he turned to walk again to where his team was, they would probably be looking for him, yeah totally.
"Shorry but ya' nevah' khanionicali' met her." - It was a weird thing that told him that.
A guy with his body divided between a black half and a white half, he had a weird, greasy beard, a fedora, a Reddit pin on his left arm, a wristband of Naruto and the Konoha symbol tattooed on his 5th chin.
It was North-eastern Caucasian Zetsu.
"Shorry but I gotta kill ya'."
"What? What do you mean?" - Asked a perplexed Shino.
"Oh, wait."
After that, the creature looked to its phone, and then to the kid.
"Aight', there is no consent age on the shinobi world."
"No.. There is-"
"The wiki doesn't say so!"
The Aburame tried to walk away, but the Zetsu smiled and got a crystal jar out of nowhere.
"Now get inside!"
"No... No... NO... NO!"
Hours later, Shino finally managed to escape, traumatized he dressed as a clown, and dyed his hair green, claiming he would have his revenge.
"Bugs, this society isn't for us."
"Good Joker impression." - Said Shikamaru who was cloud watching while Ino and 1010 tortured Lee for not seeing where Orochimaru ran to.
"Thanks-" - Shino replied. - "Do you want a hear a joke?"
"Fuck no."
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Yeah that is it. I just wanted to write something and publish it.