Thanks to the guy with the Zetsu profile picture, you are my best friend and I would suck your dick if you weren't gay.
I don't own shit.
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So, what could a simple girl do in a big city?
Tenten was going to be away from Lee and Ino for some seconds, so she had to do something.
Well, first of all, she would be solicited by a group of horny teenagers with coats covered in red clouds and eye lenses imitating sharingans.
But, as a woman that respects herself, she would get some 5.56 bullets on their foreheads because fuck 'em, she wasn't going to be like Tsunade.
After that and being accused of killing a few cosplayers she got to walk again, seeing loads of propaganda for products she hadn't heard from before.
Then-
Wait, she already had too much screentime.
So... Yeah. Let us do something else.
Imagine a dog.
A small doggo.
A dog with pointy ears that is chasing his own tail.
And he wants to bite his own tail because he thought it was a small rat.
And he hates rats.
He hates them so much his name is Rattattatatinator.
Booom.
But the tail...
It was a rat all the time!
And he gasped, like, he was surprised.
"You are a rat!" - Said the dog, to the tail, that was a rat. Because it was a rat.
"Yes I am! Mohhamed abdol!" - The rat answered because he was unfunny, and a rat.
"Oh my god!" - Screamed the dog before biting the rat.
And he ate the rat.
Because he was bigger than a rat.
And the dog smiled.
And the dog, had a cat, as a companion, but he died, because the dog ate the cat.
Because he was hungry.
Then another cat came, and they had kids together.
And one of their child was that one dog from family guy that replaced Brian.
I hate brian.
So they killed brian here too.
And then they ate him.
And went to the Bahamas for chocolate.
And they died, because dogs cant eat chocolate.
oh, and tenten exists.
"Oh god, well, that surely was a ride."- Said a half-naked Tenten who got up from a pile of lifeless corpses of Kinetsu no yaiba cosplayers.
She was covered in spunk, but she was alive, and virgin, so she could still have a chance of not being like Tsunade.
Then a policeman saw her, and arrested her for public indecency.
She was fined by 300 ryos and sent away, because she had an M16A4.
Then she walked towards the commotion on the market, and saw the boring fight of Ino against kabuto.
"Hey, 900+110!" - Shouted Lee happy to see her, and hugged the young girl who blushed at a sincere demonstration of care. - "Want popcorn? Ino is fighting against a very unyouthful opponent and we are watching how it goes!"
Shikamaru nodded at this, and a traumatized shino who was dressing himself like a clown did too.
So Tenten just smiled, and seated next to Lee, eating popcorn.
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That is it, soon I will have a real chapter.