This is a crossover with Lexx and Smallville. Yes I know what you're thinking but hey, I'm doing it anyway. Disclaimer: I don't own either franchise, and I don't make money off of this, So please, for the love of Lexx, don't sue me.

It takes place during Season 1 of Smallville before Pete finds out about Clark's powers, And during Season 4 of Lexx before Kai dies.

Teaser: The beginning

It was cold outside, Chloe didn't know how cold it was but it was under 40 degrees. She hustled to her car with her hands wrapped tight around her body. She stayed late at the school writing the new issue of the Torch. She opened the car door and hopped in. She then turned to her Father sitting in the driver's seat.

"Sorry you had to wait on me, it took me a while to get my stuff ready."

She said while squirming to get comfortable.

He made a lopsided grin and turned out into the street and sped off. They never saw the strange monstrous dragonfly landing in the in the football field not too far away.

"Dammit, we're on Earth again?" spat a man cloaked in a red uniform as his feet landed softly on the grass.

"It appears so."

This was said by another man. He was pale white and thin, dressed in tight fitting black clothes, and unlike the man in red, he appeared lifeless, as if his very soul was sucked right out of him.

"I hoped it was just a planet that looked like it, I hate Earth!"

Said the red clothed man.

"Nevertheless, we must find nourishment for the Lexx if we are to continue our journey, Stan."

The other man said.

"You sound like Lexx."

Stan grumbled.

"I am not the Lexx, I am Kai."

he said as if he were an android.

"Oh really, I didn't notice, it's probably that fact that you're not a giant bug that gives it away, I mean it, do you even hear yourself talk?" Stan said bitterly.

"The dead do not care about such things." Kai replied without emotion.

They carefully hid the Moth in a nearby ditch, covering it with dirt and grass. They then stayed by it, waiting until sun-up to make their way toward civilization.

In a nearby farm, Clark Kent was staring up to the sky from his room, looking up to the stars.

"Am I the only one?"He asked the sky, half-expecting an answer. He sighed, walked slowly backwards, and collapsed on his bed.

Next Chapter: Stan and Kai explore Smallville! Stay tuned.