Disclaimer-Kazuki Takahashi owns Yugioh

Key

Italics is song lyrics that no one is singing

/ someone singing/

"quotes are speech"

'is dreaming'

/is flashback/

is thoughts -

Last Time on Karaoke Nights:

Mokuba lifted up his head, at the sound, then shrugged his shoulders and walked over to the door and closed it again. Kaiba closed his eyes. -That wasn't real, just a hallucination brought on by stress, calm down.- Kaiba thought to himself. Opening his eyes he carefully reopened the door and peered in.

"What are you doing!" Mokuba screamed as shock, horror, and anger came through his voice.

"What are you doing!" Kaiba screamed as shock, horror, anger, disgust, nausea, pride, fear, and a plethora of other unwelcome emotions overwhelmed his senses.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh!" Screamed Kaiba.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Shouted Mokuba.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Yelped the small, cute, raven haired little girl sitting next to Mokuba.

Kaiba passed out. Mokuba and the girl walked over to him, and poked him.

"You think he's dead?" The little girl asked pushing away her hair from her chocolate eyes.

"Dunno, I don't think so, he is breathing...so you want practice kissing again?" Mokuba asked looking at her. She shrugged, and they sat down on Mokuba's bed again, and resumed kissing. Tea ran in. because she heard screaming, and then surveyed the room.

OH!- She thought her face red at seeing Mokuba and the girl. -Oh...- She thought rolling her eyes upon seeing Kaiba's reaction. "Wake up Romeo." She said nudging him with her floor. He grunted, sat up, looked at Mokuba and the girl who were so caught up in what they were doing the didn't see Tea standing by their doorway, and passed out again. Tea rolled her eyes. "Stop doing that." She whispered, kicking him this time. Kaiba sat up, shot her look, looked at them, and was about to pretend to pass out again, when Tea pushed him up. -Not this time- She thought. Kaiba stood up, then narrowed his eyes, once the sickness, fear, and shock had subsided, now he was just pxxxed off. He stomped over to the bed, both the two looking up at him startled.

"Ummm, Seto, I can explain..." Mokuba stammered. Kaiba gave him the scariest, angriest look Mokuba had ever seen, Mokuba gulped. He turned to look at the girl, and if possible looked even angrier.

"You little hussy, get out of here right now!" Kaiba screamed. The girl stared at him like a deer caught in headlights. So Kaiba picked her up with one hand, and stormed out the room, stomped down the steps, and literally threw her on the couch by the steps. "Call your parents, and don't try to escape, or I'll hunt you down and skin you alive." Kaiba said glaring a hole right through her, with no hint of amusement in his voice. She whimpered and called her parents, he snatched the phone from her hand.

"Listen here you flea bitten mongrels, your daughter, if you can even call it that is no longer allowed at this house, do I make myself clear." He growled. "...she'll be waiting for you on the curb...I don't care if it's raining...this conversation is over!" He shouted slamming the phone down on the ground. He looked her. "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, YOU HEARD ME NOW GET OUT NOW!" Kaiba screamed, the girl ran away from him and out the door of the house, Mokuba watched the whole scene from the stairs.

"SETO, why did you do that!" Mokuba shouted. Kaiba spun around on his heels and looked at Mokuba, suddenly feeling horror, and embarrassment. -He's growing up...and I just walked in on him, frenching that, that, whore!-

"Because she's...wrong for you." Kaiba stated folding his arms across his chest, in a no nonsense kind of way.

"No she's not, she made me feel...things." Mokuba said suddenly finding the floor interesting.

"What kinds of...things" Kaiba asked suspiciously. Mokuba wagged his finger for Kaiba to come closer, Kaiba sucked in a deep breath, and then leaned close so his brother could whisper.

"Oh that, aww, that's cute, that's ok." Kaiba said breathing a sigh of relief.

"Not just that, there's other...things." Mokuba mumbled. Kaiba's eyes widened as Mokuba whispered in his ear.

"No MOKUBA NO, RUN HIDE YOUR SHAME!" Kaiba screamed.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Mokuba screamed covering his face and running blindly up the stairs, and right into his door. He fell backwards, and was knocked out. Tea glared at Kaiba.

"You know full well that was wrong." Tea said crossing her arms. Kaiba muttered incoherently. Mokuba got up, and ran into his room, and slammed his door.

"Go in there and tell him about the birds and the bees!" Tea said poiting towards Mokuba.

"Why should I, I never had the talk, and i turned out perfectly fine!" Kaiba countered. Tea's eyes widened.

"You never had the talk about the birds and the bees?" Tea said bewildered. -But my parents always told me that everyone had, it was inevitable, then again Gozaburo wasn't exactly father of the year material..-Tea thought to herself. Just then the doorbell rang, suddenly remembering she had called all her friends over, except Kira, she rushed over to the door, and whispered in Joey's ear. They had a quiet argument, then Tea crossed her arms, and glared at him. She was already sticking to Joey's plan, until she managed to talk them out of it anyway, there was no way in heck she could just leave him without knowing about that, he could go out and do something irresponsible. Joey sighed and walked over to Kaiba, who was now sitting next to him and sat down.

"Errr, Kaiba, um, I dun know how to say this but umm..." Joey began. Kaiba glared at him.

"What are you going on about now, mutt." Kaiba spat, inching away from Joey. Joey scooted a little closer, so he could talk quietly.

"Did you ever hear the story of the...harpie ladies and the red eyes black dragon." Joey whispered.

"The what?" Kaiba said suscpiously.

"You know, the twineedles and the queen birds." Joey said a little louder. Kaiba's face drained of all color, he shot Tea a look then stood up.

"I don't need to hear this." Kaiba said about to walk off, before Mai, pushed him down, and sat next to him. She threw a leg on top of him, and since her skirt was so short, it would be really inapporiate to mover her. Kaiba glared.

"Move." Kaiba stated firmly.

"It's either Joey or it's me, and I won't put it in terms of duel monsters cards, I'll tell you about the time me and this guy named Raul got snowed in and..." Mai began, before a hand flew to her mouth.

"Fine." Kaiba said he turned his attention to Joey. "Go on."

"Well you see..." Joey began, several hours later, Kaiba was throughly horrified, they even had diagrams, that Joey just happened to have on him, which said a whole world about Joey, Kaiba had basically everything Joey had said already, but not with diagrams.

"You know what would be fun, if you made holograms." Mai said.

"Kaibacorp already makes holograms." Kaiba stated.

"Not duel monsters holograms, i'm talking about, i don't know, virtual rides." Mai said winking.

"We do offer virtual rides, scary ones, at Kaiba Land Arcade, kids love them." Kaiba said boredly.

"Uh, Kaiba, I dun think Mai is talkin about da same virtua' rides as you are." Joey deadpanned.

Kaiba jumped up. "You are sick Valentine, you know that sick, now if you excuse me I have to talk to my little brother, and it won't involve your sick holograms, I will be needing those diagrams though." Kaiba said snatching the book, once up the stairs he breathed a sigh of relief. They almost found out about one of his many top secret plans, though not all of them we're like that, he had thought about it from time to time, after all he was a guy, even if he wasn't exactly as dirty minded as Joey, or surprisingly enough Yugi. He knocked on Mokuba's door, ultra quietly.

"Well guess I can't talk to them today." He said turning around, and facing Tea, she pointed to the door, he scowled, and knocked again.

"What." Mokuba's reply came from behing the door.

"I need to talk to you." Kaiba said, silently hoping that he'd say go away. However Mokuba opened the door and unshered him in, then crawled in his sheets.

"Umm, Mokuba about today..." Kaiba began, his face strangely red.

"I don't want to talk about it." Mokuba said burying his face in his pillow.

"Ok, but we still need to talk about the, ummm...girl blue eyes white dragon, and the boy blue eyes white dragon." Kaiba said. "You see Mokuba when some blue eyes get togheter, something magical happens, and sometimes when everything is done just right, they fuse togheter to form the blue eyes ultimate dragon, oh and Mokuba always use a polymerization card, don't ever fuse without one, and don't try sloppy alternative methods to one, and less they're proven to work, you follow?" Kaiba asked. Mokuba nodded his head, then shook his head.

"I'm talking about se...," Kaiba began, before his voice got high-pitched. "Se..., se..., setting tables, Mokuba, setting tables always remember to set tables." Kaiba said nodding wisely.

"You want me to set tables?" Mokuba said incredously.

"Yes, I mean no, I mean of course but, I wasn't talking about setting tables, I was talking about...selling things, yes selling things." Kaiba said muttering under his breath. -How can I be having so much trouble talking to an 11 year old.-

"So you want me to sell fusions, and polymerization cards?" Mokuba asked bewildered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kaiba screamed. Mokuba backed up, his brother was acting strange. Kaiba took a deep breath. "I mean no, because you see I was using fusions as a methaphor for...se...se...you see...twin needles, queen birds...harpies, red eyes...it's all impotant...polymerizations is a must, do you understand." Kaiba muttered, looking at Mokuba. Mokuba raised an eyebrow.

"Are you talking about se..." Mokuba began, before Kaiba covered his mouth.

"Aii shin tagen he gen wood." Kaiba muttered, using the language the two had divised, when they wanted to speak privately to each other but couldn't.

"The walls have ears, Seto what on earth are you babbling on about." Mokuba said scracthing his head, he thought he had it figured it out.

"You know..." Kaiba muttered, making a circle with his thumb, and sticking his finger in it. Mokuba quirked up an eyebrow, his brother certainely was strange sometimes.

"Making cookies, no not that, you know just, what Tea does, only horizontally." Kaiba said at last.

"She's a good girlfriend horizontally." Mokuba said scratching his head.

"No, I...never mind, she's a dancer, think about it Mokuba." Kaiba said at last.

"Oh...OH, Seto that's gross, I was just practing kissing, you know like in the movies!" Mokuba shouted. Mokuba buried himself under the covers. He really didn't need to hear this. Kaiba sighed, and pulled the covers off.

"I know but you're growing up on me, and I need to talk to you about this kind of stuff, because soon, you'll be going to high school, and before you know it, you'll be leaving me and going to college, and you'll meet so many interesting people there, and you'll want to...you just go to know this stuff." Kaiba said moving on, he really didn't want to think about Mokuba doing that, or leaving him for that matter.

"O.k Seto..." Mokuba said sitting up. Kaiba sighed and they began a lengthy discussion on the birds and the bees.

Just a fun, short little chappie, since i was taking so long to update, Thanks to my stupid teachers, and their stupid homework, and their stupid speeding up and over working us in time for finals, anywhoNext chapter will definetly havea little love drama, but that's all I'm sayin. Not many chapters left til part one is over. Anywho I'm thinking about chaging the summary, leave a vote if you think I should, any suggestions are welcome. Au revoir for now.