Disclaimer-Kazuki Takahashi owns Yugioh
Key
/ someone singing/
"quotes are speech"
'is dreaming'
/is flashback/
- is thoughts -
Yugi sighed, "I got...Tristan."
Kaiba and Joey looked at each other, that meant they were partners.
"Just don't screw this up Wheeler."
"Yea, well same goes fer you too."
Yugi let out a sigh of relief, glad that he got Tristan. He didn't want to think of what would happen if his team won and Joey was on it, meaning Joey beat Kaiba, at his own game, in his own house. And he didn't even want to think about what happened if he and Kaiba were on the same team.
"Ok then it's time to play...umm...what is this game called?" Mai said posing, with her index finger pointing to the sky, and one hand on her hip, standing on top of the arm rest of the couch, with one leg on the couch, and one leg on the ground, like an explorer.
"It called the game, Seto didn't feel like naming it." Mokuba replied.
"Then it's time to play Mai's ultimate fantabulous super mega diva game show game!" Mai shouted.
"That's..." Mokuba said about to correct her.
"What?" Mai ground out, her hair flying around her, and lightning cracking the sky, flames in her eyes, and a deadly red aura surrounding her.
"That's...a great name..he..he." Mokuba said backing up slowly.
"Then on with Mai's ultimate fantabulous super mega diva game show game!" Mai said, putting on the top hat like she was Indiana Jones. "Onward HOOOOOO!" she bellowed, and with that ran and flung open the doors to the obstacle course like there was no tomorrow.
"Well she's certainly...enthusiastic." Tea said, sweat dropping.
"At least that makes one of us." Kaiba said walking towards the door, and giving her a dirty look that clearly said he was going to get her back for this. Tea laughed nervously and followed, as did everyone else.
"Ok now for challenge one in Mai's ultimate fantabulous super mega diva game show game, umm, what's challenge one?" Mai asked.
"Well in the first game is a trivia game relay race where teams get random questions about random stuff and then if they get a correct question, they move up a space based on the Mother May I Wheel." Mokuba explained. "I made up the game myself!"
"Yuh huh, but not that that isn't fascinating, " Mai said, using her thumbnail to clean her fingernail, "But it's gotta go, hmmm, wait I know, we'll make it with a bunch of distractions and stuff, I'll do stuff to distract you during your question, and you have to carry your partner on your back, we'll call it...the Mai is wonderful distracting challenge."
"But that's now how I..."
"Who's the host? My point exactly now then pick out who's carrying who, and no buts. Oh and if you drop your partner you have to go back to the start, and the person who's carrying the other one answers the question.
Of course Tea ended up on Duke's back, Mokuba ended up on Serenity's back, and Yugi ended up on Tristan's back. But the whole game ended up being held over with Kaiba and Joey debating who was going to be on whom's back.
"Just get on my back Wheeler, the person who's being carried can't answer the questions. And everyone know you lack the mental capacity to even get one foot away from the starting line."
"Yeah well, yer much to girly and weak ta carry me! Ya would drop me the minute in a heartbeat, besides I dun trust ya."
"Well I don't trust you either, you obviously have some kind of complex if you honestly believe your more manly than me, mutt!"
"Look I'm Seto Kaiba and I'm a girly girl, I mean I wear this purple trench coat all da time, not to mention my girly girl white trench coat, tra la la la la." Joey mimicked prancing around.
"Humph, that's exactly what I'd expect a mutt like you to do, prance around like an idiot."
"Tra la la la la."
"Are your sure your not a girl dog?"
"WHAT! Err, I'll show ya a girl dog."
"JUST PICK SOMETHING ALREADY!" Everyone yelled at them. In the end Joey ended up being carried by Kaiba, due to their very mature, scientific game of rock, paper, scissors.
"Ok, first question goes to team moron, Kaiba in what year did the Japanese army beat the Russian...what kind of question is that? You know what screw it." Mai said tossing the cards aside. "Name one hit song, that the American sensation Ludacris has made, or sing part of the lyrics, you have 5 seconds." Mai said then she started throwing mud at him, which had him dodging the dirt and muttering about his lawn, all the while trying to keep Joey from falling off.
"5..."
"Why the heck are you messing up my lawn!"
"4..."
"Dang it Wheeler, lay off the snacks..."
"3..."
"I told ya, you should let me carry you, and I woulda got the answer already too!"
"2..."
"Shutup!"
"1..."
"Aah, oof!"
"Oooh, sorry times up, for an extra spin, what other team knows the answer?"
Mokuba waved his hands wildly. Mai pointed to him and then started beating the crud out of Kaiba, in an attempt to distract Mokuba. Undeterred Mokuba sang/Why you all In my ear, talkin a Get Back Mother Fxxxxx, you don't know me like that./ Which of course caused a 10 minute lecture from Kaiba about how he was only supposed to listen to the clean version of the songs.
"But Setooooo."
"No, Mokuba, I've told you over and over to only listen to the clean version of those songs. Why do you listen to that so called music anyway."
"Because I'm hard core, and you can't be hard core if you listen to the clean version."
"Mokuba, you live in a giant mansion filled with anything you could ever possibly hope for, you are not a hard core gangster."
"It's gangsta and I am hard core, and I am from the streets. And I can't establish my street cred if your always crampin' my style."
"Mokuba..."
"Take one bunny hop forward." Mai said, having gotten irritated and spun the wheel for Mokuba. Serenity hopped forward, thankful that since the question was directed to everyone but Kaiba's team, anybody could of answered. She knew an answer too, but she highly doubted that the best way to mend things with her brother was to sing 'move bxxxx get out the way.'
"Ok, now then Duke's team, this question is for you, umm who is Hoshi Neko currently dating now that she isn't going out with Yugi Moto, you got three..."
"Mako Tsunami."
"Ok then you get to take one...baby step forward." Mai said spinning the wheel. Duke stepped one baby step forward. "Ok, now Tristan..." The game proceeded on, with Yugi ending up wining the first competition, followed by Serenity and Mokuba. Kaiba and Joey came in dead last, and didn't even make from the finish line. Kaiba grunted, and tossed Joey off him.
"Errr, Kaiba, what did ya do that for?" Joey growled, rubbing his back.
"Because you made us lose the game." Kaiba snapped back.
"I WHAT, YOUR THE ONE THAT WAS TO BUSY BEIN' DISTRACTED!"
"Please, Mai's little distractions didn't phase me at all, it was your heavy weight, and all that barking that distracted me!"
"Wha? I didn' hear no barkin'" Joey said scratching his head confused.
"What was that boy? What are you trying to tell me, oh if only I spoke dog." Kaiba said sarcastically.
"Err, Kaiba you son of a ..." Joey growled, about to punch Kaiba in the face. Tristan grabbed his arm. But unlike his usual rant about not messing with Kaiba, Tristan just whispered in his ear, then Joey and Tristan both got an evil smirk on their face and walked off. Kaiba arched an eyebrow something was definitely up.
"Well, back to the game, I call this Mai's Fantabulous, don't just love that word, Mai's fantabuloua Swimsuit Competition." Mai said nodding her head in concentration, "only one person in your team is allowed to compete, and you can have props, and you'll have to decide amongst yourselves who goes and who stays behind."
"Umm, Tristan, why don't you do this stunt." Yugi said shyly. Tristan nodded his head and gave a thumbs up.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who goes?" Mokuba asked Serenity. Serenity got scissors, beating Mokuba's paper, so Mokuba had to be the one to compete.
"I think I should go." Duke said pushing Tea lightly to the side, "Everyone knows I'm the best looking person here, well except for sweet Serenity, but she's not competing so...It's in the bag."
Tea tripped Duke and stuck her tongue out at him, but decided to let him compete, she didn't want to be the only girl up there.
"You'll go don't make me laugh twig boy!" Joey said pointing at Kaiba. "I am obviously the better looking one."
"Wheeler, last I checked they don't let monkeys compete in human beauty contests." Kaiba said matter-of-factually.
"WHAT, Kaiba I swear..." Joey growled. Kaiba swatted him on the head.
"Bad dog, that's no, you don't growl, no." Kaiba said swatting him again, and chastising him like you would an animal. Joey was about to punch Kaiba in his face when he noticed Mokuba attempting to climb on the stage, though it was hard for his little legs to manage. Finally hoisting himself up on the stage he went over to where the other contestants were waiting for them to make a decision. Joey grinned evilly.
"All right Kaiba, ya can compete." Joey said pushing Kaiba up the ramp that went up the stage, it had been built to be wheelchair accessible. Kaiba smirked and was about to say how Joey had finally come to his senses, when he saw that Mokuba was up there. -So Wheeler trying to make me and Mokuba compete to see who is the better looking Kaiba, and hopes to make one of jealous, humph, fat chance.- Kaiba thought. Kaiba swung around so Joey was pushing himself up the ramp anymore, then marched over to the competitors area.
"Finally Wheeler, you've come to your senses and admitted I'm the better looking one." Kaiba said standing next to Mokuba. "Come on Mokuba, we may be on different teams, but let's crush this competition anyway, although your so going to win." Kaiba said shaking Mokuba's hand, and looking over at Joey and smirking. Joey snorted. -Dang it, he figured out ma buhrilliant plan.-
"Nuh uh, your going to win Seto, everyone knows you can win anything, your the greatest!" Mokuba exclaimed. Kaiba smiled and ruffled Mokuba's hair.
"Ok, now this is how it's going to go down, you will be judged on the swimsuit competition, the talent portion, and the question and answer round, only during the question and answer round, you have to guess what your partner would have said. Ok, now let's get this started!"
Mokuba was the first one out wearing a pair of oversized blue swim trunks, with the blue eyes white dragon all over them, a pair of sunglasses, his locket, and a shovel and pail. He blushed as everyone oohed and ahhed over how cute he was that wasn't competing. Going down the runway he tripped but quickly got back up and ran down behind the curtain holding his swim trunks up, and leaving behind his pail accidentally. Tristan walked down the stage wearing a pair of camouflage swim trunks, marching down the runway like an army soldier, and tripping and falling down flat on his face. Tristan ran back behind the curtain, extremely embarrassed, tossing his water canteen on the ground, the water spilled everywhere. Kaiba came down the runway next, wearing a body suit and carrying a surf board, and wearing a pair of extremely expensive sunglasses. Kaiba strutted down the runway like he owned the place, which he did. And slipped down the runway, and fell backwards, hard.
"Big brother!" Mokuba yelled out running towards Kaiba, who was staring up at the sky dazedly. Duke came out, strutting down the runway next, not caring if Kaiba was still onstage, figuring he was leaving it anyway. Duke smirked and blew kisses to the crowd, then noticed no one was paying any attention. Joey was rolling around on the ground laughing. And Tea, Serenity, Mai, and Yugi were all looking at Kaiba, who was still on the floor worriedly. Grumbling to himself, he marched over to the crowd, trying to get all eyes on him, he was, in his opinion, the second best looking person there, Serenity was the first.
"Big brother, are you okay?" Mokuba asked extending a hand to him. Kaiba took it and Mokuba, using all his might, his feet sliding against the runway, hoisted him up. "I was so worried, Seto I'm so sorry this is all my fault, can you ever forgive me." Mokuba pouted, giving Kaiba the big puppy dog eyes. Kaiba picked Mokuba up like a football.
"Do you all see this, look at this. This is what I have to put up with. Just declare him the winner right now, he's already got it in the bag. I mean, honestly, how much cute can one person possibly handle, and he really lays it on thick." Kaiba said spinning his brother around so everyone could get a good look at Mokuba.
"Yeah that's true, Mokuba is just about the cutest little boy I've ever seen." Mai agreed. "Ok, Mokuba wins this part of the competition, but that doesn't mean he wins the whole thing."
"WHAT!" Duke screamed, extremely ticked off.
"Oh, honey, I'm sorry, go back and walk again, I'll watch this time, I promise." Mai waving Duke backstage.
"Forget it, I quit!" Duke screamed, walking back into the mansion and shutting the door.
"I guess that means I'm out of the competition too... " Tea began.
"No, it means I'm switching partners, I'm getting sick and tired of the mutt slowing me down." Kaiba said hopping off the stage, a triumphant Mokuba still in tow, and walking towards Tea.
"Wha' you can't just ditch me!" Joey yelled. "I didn' even get ta do one thing."
"Like I care." Kaiba snorted. Joey glared at Kaiba, then stuck his nose in the air.
"Like I wanted to be ya partna anyway." Joey grumbled going back inside the mansion.
"What's the next challenge." Kaiba said bored to Mai, purposely ignoring Joey.
"Hmmmm, the talent competition." Mai said, Kaiba pushed Tea up on the stage, then sat down on the grass. Mokuba climbed up on stage, as did Tristan. Mokuba was up first, and he did some magic tricks, and was really quite good at it, he even knew the disappearing plane (Kaiba's blue eyes white dragon jet). Tea mouthed gaped on it, suddenly feeling like her ballet, was, inadequate. Tristan grumbled out loud, then shot a target, from really far away and almost hit a bulls eye.
"That's it, that your talent." Kaiba snorted. "Please, any Kaiba Corp. secretary could do that, heck, even the janitors can do that."
"What!" Tristan growled, nobody, but nobody insulted his marksmanship skills!
"Though I guess it kind of fits, a useless talent, for a useless person." Kaiba said, trademark smirk in place.
"Where do you get off calling me useless, you don't know not one thing about me!" Tristan snapped back.
"Humph, I know you have not one little bit of dueling prowess, weren't you the only that lost in that deranged little psycho's virtual world?" Kaiba said folding his arms across his chest. "Though, seeing you as a monkey was probably the one thing that happened there, that was actually an improvement..."
"Yeah, well seeing you as statue was improvement." Tristan said smirking, feeling that he had finally one upped Kaiba.
Kaiba waved a hand dismissively, "Everyone knows I'm superior to Noah in every way, just like I'm superior to you in every way, only difference is he actually had a brain."
Tristan marched off back into the house, leaving Yugi without a partner. Mai sighed. "Well this worked real well, thanks a lot Kaiba."
"Guess this means Mokuba and I win?" Serenity asked sheepishly. Tea smiled and nodded her head, sending the two into triumphant giggles. Tea looked at Kaiba and scowled, he certainly wasn't making things any easier to work out.
Back in the house, Duke was pacing with rage, and Joey was punching a wall, not caring he had put a dent in it, Kaiba was after all rich. Tristan stormed in, causing the two boys to look up. "That jerk had to nerve to tell me that my marksmanship was useless, can you believe that! You know is guys like him that make me hesitate at joining the military when I graduate, who'd want to protect a jackass like that!"
"I say operation get Kaiba is a go then?" Duke asked. Joey nodded his head, as did Tristan, then they all put their hands on top of each others, as symbol of the pact. Each looking at each other angrily, each with their own thoughts.
Serenity and Mokuba came bursting in the room, racing towards the kitchen when they same them forming some kind of pact. "What's going on?" Mokuba asked. Serenity eyes widened in shock, and she covered her mouth.
"You can't!" she shouted.
"Can't what?" Mokuba asked.
"They can't ruin your brother's life." Serenity shouted, before Joey could make a move to stop her. Mokuba's eyes widened in disbelief.
A/n: From now on, I can no longer guarantee an update every other week, as you may have already guessed. I'll try to get out something once a month, and maybe I'll be able to squeeze in two, but beyond that... Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, but I have three, and what should be four A.P. classes, they haven't finished writing an A.P test for my Japanese class yet, and one of my other classes is hard as well. And due to the stupidity of my school, I'm two weeks behind in three of my classes, (they messed up schedule and gave me three of the wrong classes, including one that didn't really exist Oo, and now I'm stuck playing makeup). I will try to make chapters longer though. This part of the story is almost done thought, maybe three or four chapters left? I don't know... Thanks to all you reviewers who have stuck by me, especially Mystical Sand, cutehelenjames, and peachigoddess. Also Peeps if your still reading this, why haven't you reviewed, your reviews were always so flattering, they really put a bounce in my step. Lol. As always everyone read and review.