Sahrah: Wow, already we're on chapter 4…
Leeza: LESS TALKY! MORE WRITEY!
Everyone: YEAH!
Sahrah: fine then.
Chapter 4: Inu Yasha's Point of View
After Kagome was kidnapped, Inu Yasha became listless and broken. The night he had proposed, she had disappeared. Damn that Naraku! Damn him to Hell!
"PRINCE INU YASHA!" shouted a guard two days later, "LADY KAGOME HAS BEEN FOUND!"
Inu Yasha seemed to come back to life. He wasted no time in lifting his beloved off the ground and hugging her.
"Kagome…" he sighed. "Prince Inu Yasha…" she sighed back.
Wait a second. Kagome never called Inu Yasha 'Prince' ever. Something was up. "You're not Kagome," he whispered. The imposter looked at him with eyes that clearly said, 'I'm pretending that you hurt my feelings.'
"But your majesty, what do you mean? Of course I am Kagome. Your favorite food is Ramen, I have a brother named Sota, and I love you."
Inu Yasha glared at the imposter. "Kikyo," he snarled, "you bitch!"
Queen Izayoi stepped forward and whispered to Inu Yasha, "You're getting married tomorrow, Inu Yasha! Your bride has come home!"
"Mother, that is not-"
"Now, now, Inu Yasha, come. We must prepare everything!" smiled Izayoi.
"I DON'T WANT TO MARRY HER!" yelled Inu Yasha. "THAT'S NOT KA- LADY KAGOME!"
Izayoi stared at her son as if he had three heads and one mouth. "That is ridiculous, Inu Yasha! You are getting married tomorrow afternoon. End of story."
"AHHHHHHH!" screamed a small boy. "SAVE ME!"
Kagome whipped out her dagger and slew the attacking demon. She scooped up the child and threw herself under the giant overturned table.
"Quick, everyone, into the sewage! HURRY!" shouted Kaede as she yanked open a hatch door with amazing strength.
Everyone leaped in and when everyone was safe, Kaede pulled it shut.
Kikyo was being dressed in beautiful robes of white. She admired her rings that had been copied perfectly. She was about to become a princess; married to the man she loved. Although he did not love her in return, it mattered not.
At the same time, Inu Yasha was running away. He had locked the dressing servants out of his bedroom and was carefully climbing down the tower. Landing face to face with Seshomaru.
"Oh, err, hello brother," Inu Yasha stuttered. Seshomaru eyed him carefully. "What are you doing, Inu Yasha?"
"Running away."
"From the woman you love?"
"That is not Kagome. You know that."
"I know, yes. That is the woman Kikyo."
"THANK YOU!" Inu Yasha exclaimed in an exasperated tone. Seshomaru nodded. "So what're you going to do now?"
"uh…… find Kagome?" Inu Yasha guessed.
"INU YASHA!" came his mothers scream.
"Oh damn!" cried Inu Yasha as his mother grabbed him.
Chapter End
Harhas: oooh… suspense…
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Yuki: And you're not having an outburst?
Leeza: And you're surprisingly calm about this, Sah-chan-sensei.
Diane: Yeah.
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Sahrah: ((angry rampage))
((Everyone else takes shelter in the closet of magic-ness))
Harhgas (whispering): Ok, this is everyone signing off…
Sahrah: INCLUDING ONE PISSED OF AUTHORESS! SAHRAH MARMLADE SIGHING OFF, AND IT'S GONNA BE YOUR HEAD OFF NEXT IF YOU FAIL ME MUCH LONGER!