Team Hololive English 1 was in they ready room waiting for their time to begin (...something... maybe stage entry) They was chatting freely as they had all preparation done. Mostly they were commenting actual (team/ band or whatever) which was displayed on TV.
Suddenly Gura [The small shark girl] got this cold shivering as she got premonition of something bad that will soon happen (to her). She glared at the door to their room whit paled face. It was merely as she will go onto panic attack, but she manages to keep her head calm enough to do something. She hasty looked around for second-two, managing to catch the attention of the entire team. They don't event manage to finish theirs question if she okay, when she suddenly "Wussh", moved her body fast as wind.
The imaginary breeze of wind dint even set down when the door to the waiting room was loudly slam open from the outside. The visitor was Sakamata Chloe [The (clumsy?) Gothic Orca girl], wearing her black upper face mask under hoodie, whit a happy smile. She was probably a little bit to much excited to think ahead of what she doing, or what she can trigger with her sudden arrive. (Okay, she was out of her mind.) And this predator girl yell at the small room in friendly manner as someone who arrived at friend place to play: "Gura cha-aaa-n! Doko!?" [Where you are?]
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But as she looks around the room, she was unable to see that shark. "Huh?"
She only sees other members. Ninomae Ina'nis [Priestess of Ancients] and Watson Amelia [The detective] had this "baffed", eye full open, expression. Mori Calliope [Raping Soul Reaper], who was previously leaning her back against wall, was now been frozen in (battle stance?) with her death scythe in her hands. Her eyes were evil white and her face was red as if she too wearing and upper face mask. It nearly looked as if she was posing for photo or for an inspiration. Takanashi Kiara [Phoenix the cook] who was standing near the reaper was unbelievable expression of "OxO", but even her too was staying silent. Especially when she clearly wants to scream out something.
The Chloe praised Calli's upper face mask of red color, comparing it to her black one. But after she quickly glared around the room if there was some other exit or hiding places like cabinets or sport bags, she lost interest in others. Seeing none of hiding places she raised her head to the roof for vents or corners, and at last glance behind the door. Figuring that the shark is not here, the Orca levee the room, closed the door, and even through the door was been heard as she resumes her search for Gura.
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Then, the silence appears in the waiting room, and it was quite heavy feeling.
The first one who break the peace was Kiara who suddenly was calm. "Okay,- she gone now,- you can get out." She speaks up toward Cally. Or more specific towards the blue shark tail that was handling down between Reapers legs as if it was her own.
Somehow Gura managed to mimic Calli's silhouette and from behind she stuck to the pinks back so good that she was invisible for anyone who stood in the doors. Plus be under the cloak on Calliope back was big help. The shark girl carefully glanced out from Calli's back, hesitating to come out.
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It was not going smoothly for Takanashi patience and she call for Gura to come out with more demanding tone. But a true savior of the situation arrived in form of stuff member of the event. After proper knocking it arrived to tell them that it's time for them to head toward the stage.
The shark girl was suddenly back in the room and she was the first one who wandered to the door to glance out if the air is safe. She was suspiciously too eager to get into the stage fast.
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And so, the group [Team En01 plus staff] was on their way to the stage.
But they were about to cross the path wit Chloe who was still loudly looking for the shark and at this point probably everyone around knows it.
So, whit quick witticism of the entire group and other stuff members, they manage to set a decoy to lure out the Gothic girl.
Bu-uuu-t... when certain stuff member told Chloe about some shark hiding in swimming pool of stuffed animals and other toys in side room... And the girl saw glimpse of the blue scientifically realistic (maybe) shark back fin in middle of it... She without any hesitation sprinted towards it, overflowed whit joy.
And jump toward it.
But it was not seen as if happy face juicy girl was jumping onto pool of fluffiness.
It was as if black-white scientifically realistic (maybe) killer whale, as some dolphin or whale jumped out of sea level only to make flip and fall back into the water surface in grand splash.
This nearly three tons [3000Kg] of cuteness, in professional wrestling move, belly slam directly on top of that shark. [Sharks weights: From 400 to 1100Kg, adult Orcas up to 4 tons]
The impact was so strong, that the floor shake as if it was earthquake. Everything that was not nailed was sent to fly. Even the furniture jumped a little.
After the chaos was fall down, all the plushies experience gravity again, the Orca "girl" stand up. Whit paled face she realizes that the decoy plushie was turned into carpet. Because Chloe was still thinking that was a Gura she panics and whit tears in her eyes she carried the person in critical state to the emergency room [sickbay] for medical treating. She was no idea that the Team: English 01, has already reached the stage in full numbers.
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The team was finally returning from the stage. They were walking through halfway.
Because Kiara was somehow jealousy nervous, when Ino and Ame keep joking about some stuff referring on certain incident from waiting room, the were triggering emotions on the rest of the team... Those two at some point decide to drop the bomb. "So Gura... Time to speak up the truth... How was Calli's but?" This instantly trigger the Mori whit Takanashi who start have a (distract?) commentaries on which the duo of conspirators' giggle.
But Gura think about it carefully and she waited with her answer for few seconds, knowing she will must eventually speak. "E-eee-h... What I shall say about it?... it was unexpected... What I mean to say, that it was been an Emergency, and I don't had time to make a proper observation. On other hand I can understand that Kiara is interested in other hard think that a harsh talk. But if Cally then backed back in all her might I will be in serious trouble. That thing can be called a weapon to."
Shark clearly do her best to ignore steaming Phoenix and her jealous: "What!?"
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But the duo of conspirators has been on tandem bombing run and the second bomb from second one was not been released yet. The question come in so relaxed girl chick chat note, that it was direct hit. "So,- any spice stuff?"
Gura dint even realize that she was set up. Its past right through her defense of (common sense?) that it was nearly as an assassination. She was caught by that question so well that she answered without noticing any danger. "Oh yea. Calli's body showed me by its sweet concentration where is her tickle weak spot. At any other occasion I will be tempted. Maybe I save it for later."
At this point the cauldron was boiling hot. While Cally blabbed some (mostly) nonsense or self-depraving commentaries, she spoke up a lot of "No, no, no." -fast and repeatedly. Kiara in other hand managed only to jell her: "Wha-aaa-t!?"
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The bombs landed so well that the conspirators were laughing. But even they know that they cannot say any more words because the steam pot will otherwise blow up.
Gura on other side of coin, was surrounded and under pressure. She half panic and tried to defends herself against duo of prosecutor when her defenders/ attorneys were indisposed. "Hey! Leave me be! She flexed so hard that it nearly looked like she expected me to do it."
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The one girl in question got Mute when her jaw dropped down on full red face. The other with crush just red faced screamed in jealousy. "What the hell!?" The rest of the team was just losing it in laughter.
As all of them intentional or not got closer to Gura, the shark makes one last attempt to save herself. As if it was some DD type board game, she rolls the dice and hope in magical 20. [Twenty side dice used for important game events.] "I am innocent! I was the one in danger! My well-being was on stake. More importantly if Cally snap at that time, step back and tried to scratch me down over the wall: I will not be able to stand up on my own from it. If she pressed harder, it will pin me on place for sure as some wall art. At the worst scenario you will be now talking into some stain that will be left behind after certain but incident!"
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The truth is that certain shark was newer good with certain type of excuses and certain phoenix was currently so hot headed that she hardly was able to think properly. Due that, she heard what her head think that she heard, and jelled furiously. "Staining the innocent!?"
At this point the fire bird lost it, and because the group was nearly out, she made her move to deal with this problem on spot. She grabbed the small girl and start running in specific direction. She was to fast or heated up that normally one shall see this legendary fire trail on floor that she was leaving behind herself. But for now, she was been tailing by her after-image made by overheated air as some personal fata-morgana.
Of course, the rest of the team was unable to catch them.
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But the phoenix was running towards certain outdoor rest area, big enough for a participant to chill/ cold out and catch fresh air from surrounding trees. It was a shot on luck, but a certain someone who make a mistake early was sulking there on a bench. Her sad eyes hidden behind black mask.
Kiara jells at the girl at full volume: "Chole-eeee! Catch!" And she throws Gura as if Takanashi was a Ballista shooting jeweling.
The moment the Orca girl saw screaming shark fling toward her in elegant parabola she instantly went to 100 cheers up and she stand up from the bench. With happy face she spread her hands to sides. She was ready to welcome the little girl into her arms and well-developed chest.
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So, what do you think that happened next?... Let's pause for a moment and give it a little though.
[Insert here an important game choice melody, as if some life was depending on it. Or imagine Risk game with moderator where for the right answer you got more money on table, and in case of wrong one you drop to the last check point. No pressure... or lot of it.]
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-The obvious first choose was that the shark flout directly into Orca chest. (Burrowing face deep remove strength for any resistance from the projectile) And they end up in heartwarming hug... What a happy ending for many sides. [Boob-less character receive critical when they are suddenly hit whit bouncing boobs.]
-Then there is an option that Kiara fails to aim properly her throw, and because Orca has her mask on, she dints adjust her stand position. The shark projectile missed her arms and meteor crashed behind her. And Chloe was left with: "Huh?"
-Number three is that the Gura pull out (from her front pocket?) a shark substitute plushie. Then when she frogs jump it from it at the right moment, that the plushie got a warm lovely hug from the big girl. And the little girl jumped into safety in ninja style.
-We continue with possibility that Chloe misjudge the ram power of the incoming projectile. Then when she was hit with shark type canon ball, she and Gura rammed several objects as some demolition ball, and got double knocked out.
-When Takanashi was throwing the Gura, the shark girl swung her body so well as if she was some martial arts master... Then it was Kiara who was suddenly fling toward the Orca. Due to the mirage effect from being heated up to high temperature, Chloe dint notice the difference. She catches the phoenix and she squeezed her so hard that she knocked her out.
-Or the phoenix impact causes an unexpectedly large fire explosion.
-Or due to the after-image Orca catches only the illusion which diapered in puff and the girl got confused. "Huh?" But there was this palm tree, and the real body of Takanashi hit it by its torso on vertical line, in so way that the arms and legs was go around the chunk and her face has been burrowed into it. The hit was so hard that the legend of face palm got a real background.
-The next entry to the list that the Gura tried to waving whit her arms as if she was flipping wings. A-aaaa-nd... …... It works. She flows, and flew away. Chloe pursuit on land was in wain.
-Next number is simply the too large output of power on Phoenix side. She throws Gura so strong that she turned her into fire cracker. So random passerby or observers was able to see a flaming shark to flight through the sky.
-Next: Gura in ninja stile make several hand gesture and midflight summoned her shrimps. It was in so number that Chloe was hit by a cloud/ swam of shrimps in so amount that it was buried her several times. While the Orca was distracted being buried in mountain of shrimps, the shark escaped to safety.
-Gura as Atlantean picked up her Trident and used it as improvised rocket. She flies high and far. Far from danger. But she was unable to cut the engine, so the search for missing Gawr Gura still continue to those days. Someone even state that she possibly flouts (fly?) so high that she leaved a planet and become a rising star.
-Something, something happens... and Chloe acquired a new debt.
-There was an alien encounter whit a UFO lighted up more than a Crisma's tree. It ninja appear directly above them and catch the shark in tractor been, and dedicated UFO soundtrack began to play. As Gura was pulled up into the ship, Kiara down with determinate expression state to audience: "So, it's the time then." The rest of the team only managed to arrive when the UFO was taking off to skies.
-Mori Calliope awake her powers and was able to reach Takanashi before she manages to throw the shot. Reaper heads-chop the Phoenix with her hand so hard, that the Kirara instantly crash into the ground. The fall was so powerful that it breaks the pavement/ road/ pathway burring the girl several centimeters into surface. Or causing some type of fire explosion.
-The Gura make another hand sing and in mere blink of eye she burst into swarm of big colorful soap bubbles that filled the area. As the bubbles began to pop... Every one drooped a perfect water clone of the original. Soon in mere moment there was enough friendly shark Lollie's for everyone. And they were like invasion of joy that cannot be resisted. Even Orca was full happy as they begin play with her children's games, singing and holding hands in circle. The clones were so perfect that when the English team returned home, they dint noticed that the Gura who left with them was also a clone. And burst into a soap sparkles in the weirdest moment. So, nobody knows where the real one is or was.
-The gang was able to do something. They catch the shark in midair and restrict the phoenix. Because they don't want to let the Gura out of their hands, especially when the Orca girl begged for her as if they talking about some plushie or doggy,- they began a social intervention. Mostly concerning misusing of great strength that someone from biggest of dolphin type dint managing to keep in check. But in the end, they manage to reeducate the predator into less clumsy version.
-Another possibility is that: the shark pulls from her pocket a big fluffy creamy cake on a hand tray. Right before the collision, she swung her hand and slap this cake into Chloe face with creamy splash. At this move she managed to swung her body over Gothic girl body and safely land behind her. As the Orca was distracted, shark jells as she was running away: "Bon appetite! [Enjoy your meal.] Oh no-ou, this is not what shall happen. I am sorry! But I don't have time left, so I must already go! Sorry, that I can't stay. So, until we meet again, please enjoy this cake. Bye Chloe!" And the Orca girl still with the cake on her face, waned her hand in salutation as she was somehow happy with Gura present for her. And the fact that she drops here to say hello.
-In middle of the flight Gura told to herself: "Wait a second! I don't need to follow this scenario!" She makes a forward full roll flip, taking control over her flight and with an elegance of gymnast on Olympic games she landed on her feet a two, three meters before the astonished Chloe. As the Orca was clapping in applause the shark makes a thank you to audience pose. Then she addresses the big girl as some senpai [senior worker/ older classmate] will address freshman or future koohai [junior worker/ classmate] introducing/ recruiting it into club: "Howdy, comrade from arctics regions. How about me and you, go grab some food made by humans' chefs? Some local specialty from some food stands or family restaurants will be a good start. If you like, I will be your guide through local cuisine. I mean,- if you want my dear padawan. My, dear, friend." The Gothic girl, all happy face, accepted this proposal without any conditions. And they walked away from the scene, happily chatting to each other's.
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[Notes:]
So-ooooo... what's was yours's favorite outcome? Have you one of yours own?
Story was inspired by simple mental image of Chloe looking for Gura and there was only Calli in scripted pose, plus the blue tail. But when I saw clip from when they holoX talk about Orca being schooled by manager for her clumsiness during her promo stream, its soon bull out to large. I say to me "I make this real, sooner until I forget about it. I putting it on text." and when I was done it was 4AM here. And polished it on other day.
Anyway, feel free to use this story. Just let me know. Bye!
By Dretnoth – December 2021