And to those who reviewed for me to contiue, I say thank ye. For it is such reviews that feed my fire, my need to write. And as to ye, rocker94: no comment. But thank you Wolffa and Fire Of The Dragons! takes a bow

Now, let the insainty continue!

Part III: Lineage or A Wild Party or Mabey I Suck At Tittle Names-

Smallville is by this point, drunk twenty four hours/ seven days a week. So guess what they are doing right no—

"WAIT! LIKE LET ME TALK," Lana pouted before continuing, "Popular opinion affects my every choice… what do you mean me whining isn't cool? OMG, like, I'll stop…. ……OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! This isn't cool, oh my goo- were did my make-up kit go?"

Another pointless comment, from our favorite dumb blonde. Oh I didn't mention what happened did I? Well it all happened last tight at the party…

(Rewind with cool 60s graphics to last night at the party…)

As you know the party was at Lex's place. Clark was up their in the closet dancing and muttering something like, "Did you know kids these day are easily distrac—oo! Shiny stone of power!"

Well, actually he was distracted by a shiny bottle cap. Not a 'shiny power of stone.'

Lex on the other hand tapped his glass and loudly announced, "What do ya know? My shirt automatically rips itself!"

At this point is shirt ripped, and then Lex took a bow.

Lionel, in another corner of the room was conversing with a disguised Morgan Edge. "I like the Michael Jackson costume," Lionel coughed and changed the topic, "I wish I hadn't cut my hair, before I could at least braid it with a pink pretty bow!"

Also Chloe was drinking straight orange soda. She threw aside her cup and yelled, "Ewww...too much caffeine is bad for you. Eh, excuse me whilst I read my pretty little glamour magazine! Ooo, popular trends…." She then began to, well, drool.

Anyway, every one was high on something. So yeah, everyone was a bit, -hic- tipsy.

hic-

Whoops, lost my wits for a hic moment.

Meanwhile, Dr. Swan was late to the party. He was paying off a sniper to take care of that 'yo--

You didn't just read that! NO!

Well, okay, I might as well tell you who the 'young hot blonde' really is. Who he really is.

WAIT! Things were heating up at the party.

Lana had begun to sing la…La…, but then there was that familiar flash of purple light. So Isabel began to sing la…LA! They so totally suck at karaoke.

Then Nemo, from the Matrix showed up and said to Isabel, "Hello, you must come and train... GAK!"

He was cut off as Isabel screamed, "Me flicky the purple bally!"

Lana high-fived herself and said, "That was cool girlfriend!"

Lex cried and said, "Hey! I am supposed to be the only one with a split personal—GAK"

"Me flicky another purple bally!"

Okay, since, like Lex survives worse torture he is only unconscious. Nemo, however was, like dead. Dead dead.

And as that happened Dr. Swan made his way to the party. The sniper had failed however and unknown to his knowledge the 'young hot blonde' was following him.

Of course, NO ONE noticed the huge, yet petite, 'young hot blonde.' "Who is she?" Everyone asked. She ripped off her mask, to revel another!

Oh, you'll never gusse! This is funny! I can just leave the suspense here if I felt like it. Just let me enjoy this moment for a few for minuets/ seconds.

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Okay, that's enough.

"DARTH VADER!" Dr. Swan screamed, "I WENT ON A DATE WITH…." The shock seeped in. "Cool."

Darth Vader, however went up to Dr. Swan and slapped him. Then he turned to Pete and said, "Pete, I am your father."

Pete shook his head, "I am sorry, but Peter, my evil twin brother is your son!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yes, it is true. William Shatner is my father."

Everyone else shrugged, and partied on. Jason was so drunk, he turned to his mom and said, "HAPPY MOMMA'S DAY!"

'Momma' gave him a big slap o'. She then said, "You know we have to be obsessive 24/7 boy! And, yes I love you to."

"Yeah!"

Meanwhile, Lana was having a conversation Darth Vader. "So, how did you feel being a blonde?"

"Well, I like, felt, like, free! Ya' know? "Darth Vader gave a little giggle.

"Hmm, do you think I would be good as a blonde?"

She received a giggle in response.

All of the sudden the music paused as Jonathan yelled, "AH! MY HEART!" And fell limp to the floor. After a few seconds he popped up and said, "Ha, ha gotcha."

Martha smacked him really, really, really, really hard. So, yes it hurt.

Then Lex regained conscious, just as his shirt re-ripped itself.

And by this time Clark was running in circles.

"'Ere Clarike!"

Clarkie stopped, and ran over to Lois. There he promptly sat down.

Lois then said, "Good boy Clarkie! Wanna treat?"

Clarkie then barked. Bark!

Krypto nodded at Lois, "You have taught him well young one. Are those beef flavor?"

Then Lois looked closer at Clarkie, "Oooo, this reporting stuff is fun! I can see the headlines now; YES, HE ONLY WEARS FLANAL!"

She was slapped immediately by Chloe.

And Lana was still drinking, still talking to Darth when another Karaoke contest began. She was tied, gagged, and thrown in a closet, this way no one had to listen to her sing.

And everyone, being drunk, did the electric slide to The Cha Cha Slide.

Then Clark had an idea. Like, he actually thought of something.

author in shock

Anyway, he decided to put some catnip in everyone's drinks. This resulted in several things.

For one, Darth began to think that everyone was Luke. And if you're Luke you're a sworn enemy. And if you are Darth Vader, you duel sworn enemies with carrots (unpeeled).

Second, the truth or dare game began. Someone got the brilliant idea to get Lana to dye her hair blonde.

"Ah, no way guys!" She giggled.

She took a sip of her drink, "Well maybe…"

"We double dare ya'!" Everyone shouted.

"Double dare! Well…" She took another sip.

"Hmm, what is in this hic fab drink?" She took a gulp.

"Sure let's do it!" She said really perky.

While no one noticed Clark moved at super-speed to get some Hair Color For Men's dye for Lana's hair.

The dye was blonde. It was super blonde. Like 'sorority queen dumb blonde' blonde.

And well, speculate form there. The mess was huge. (BUT NOT FROM LANA!) And when it was all finished Lex's shirt was in tatters, then it ripped again (for the 593456th time!). Okay, I think Lex--ENOUGH OF ME BACK TO STORY!

(Using same lame graphics fast forward to present)

All that is left is for Lana to embrace her new personality. Which she had before. Infact like, yesterday, Lana walked into a bar, and like, said, like, "ow."

So everyone is still having hangovers and all the cats in town are high. Wild party at the Torch next!

HIC--