fye: i like the lines...
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fye: ok ok, im sorry, they're just cool
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fye: ok ok i'll stop!
ANYWAYS!
THE NEXT DAY
(satoshi's house)
Everyone came downstairs to see Krad, yes, STILL fixing the wall. But, he was asleep. Which everyone except Dark and Satoshi aawwwed at.
"awwwwwww"
"ew" satoshi says
"KILL" Dark then takes out a random knife and attempts to kill Krad, only to be stopped by Daisuke.
"Dark! He's cute asleep!" Daisuke says, "Don't kill him!"
"I can hear you" Krad says, waking up, "thanks Daisuke"
"..." poor speechless Daisuke, "eep!" He then runs away and into his bedroom so he can hide under the bed.
"Krad, why is it you scare everyone without even intending to?" Kosuke asks
"dunno"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kosuke then runs outside screaming, "CRAZY MAN IN THAT HOUSE! A VERY SPYCO CRAZY MAN!" Only making it so men in white coats approach him holding straight jackets.
"what was that...?" Krad asked being as cold as usual
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone except Satoshi then ran outside to help convince the mental hospital dudesthat there's a crazy man in Satoshi's house.
"grrrr, why is everyone so afraid of me?"
"I'm not" Satoshi replies
"..." evil stare
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Satoshi runs outside to convince the mental hospital dudes there's a crazy man inside his house. Then he goes back in the house and arrests Krad.
5 DAYS LATER
Satoshi goes into the prison and Krad is released.
"stupid peoples getting scared and arresting me" he mumbles in a audible tone
"I hear you moron" Satoshi says
"DUH!" He screams... "I'm sorry my Satoshi-sama"
"it's ok bastard"
"grrrrrrrrrr"
BACK IN SATOSHI'S HOUSE
"My friend started singing it on the bus one day it's the song that never ends!" Dark sings
"Stop friggen singing that! Does that song ever end?" Krad shouts, annoyed by the fact Dark's been singing the song that never ends for 2 hours!
"It doesn't end it's the song that never ends!" He replies with a smile on his face.
"grrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Krad growls, "who wrote that song can I kill them?"
"NOPE! I don't know who wrote the song!"
"was it the beatles?" Krad asked
Stares
"Krad," Satoshi starts, "why don't we teach you something about society, the Beatles didn't write every annoying song just because you hate them"
"but Queen is cool"
"Cause you relate in 'ways'," Dark replies
"IM NOT GAY!" Krad screams, wishing he had a sword or a knife or his feather or an axe or (readers: GET ON WITH IT!) ok ok, he wanted a weapon
"I never said anything about that"
"..." everyone laughs at Krad
"Krad," Satoshi says, "go fix the wall"
"WHO AM I CINDERELLA! NO!"
"well, you do look like her," Dark teases, "and, you do date the same sex"
everyone laughs
"GODDAMIT IM NOT GAY!"
"suuuuuuuuuuuuuure, that's why you asked me out"
"NO I DIDNT!"
"yes you did"
"ohhhhhhhhhh see not answering means fine i admit it"
"answer me"
"..." no answer
"ANSWER ME!"
"..." no answer
"fine be that way"
"..." no answer
"ANSWER ME!"
"..." no answer
Dark starts crying, "why wont you answer me?"
"because I dont have to"
"YAY!"
"..." no answer
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"everyone, lunch time!" they hear Emiko shout from the kitchen
EVERYONE'S AT TABLE
Everyone starts eating only to be stopped by Krad.
"STOP!" He says, " we must say a prayer first"
"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" everyone moaned
"Fine, then I will say it"
"fine..." everyone says at the exact same time
"Dear Lord, we thankyou for giving us health, me, and me" He says, receiving stares, "I love myself, and thank thee god for me, and wish that I could kill Dark, amen"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Dark shouts
"A prayer"
"leavehim alone Dark, it's what he wants" Satoshi says
"grrrrrrrrrrr fine"
and so they all start eating
"One time! I sa eh and i go peen kr eh ads diiiii ck coo!" Dark says, with his mouth full
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SUPPOSE TO BE!" Krad shouts, "DID YOU JUST SAY ONE TIME I SAID AH AND GO PEE IN KRADS DICK COO OR SOMETHING CAUSE I DONT WANT TO KNOW THEN!"
"ewwwwwwwww, that's sick Krad," Dark says, " I said, one time I couldn't understand someone so I tell them I got to go pee in the bathroom and when I go in there, I scream, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! cause I saw someone's dick was purple and it was cool"
"Dark," Satoshi says, "why are you telling us this story?"
"cause I didn't want chicken I wanted scrambled eggs"
"what does that have to do with anything?" Satoshi asks
"Im not making scrambles eggs for your dinner Dark," Emiko says
"I repeat, what does this have to do with anything?" Satoshi says once again
"ohhhhhhhhh, can anyone else here make eggs?" He asks
"yes..." Krad replies
"CAN YA MAKE EM NOW!" Dark asks, excited Krad can cook him scrambled eggs
"fine..."
"nvm then if no one's going to answer me..."
"what's that?" Daisuke asks Satoshi
"nvm"
"ok"
And so, Krad went to go cook the scrambled eggs for Dark...
"I'm back!" Fye shouts, kicking the door off the hinges
"where'v ya been?" Dark asks
"sealing King Ashura, or errr... Queen..."
"OK!" Dark shouts
"oh thanks now I have to fix Satoshi's door too!" Krad screams, realizing that there's still a giant hole in the wall, which really isn't too hard to realize
"ya know, this is the kinda home I like, wanna know why?" Dark says and asks
"no..."
"SURE!"
"because I'm a theif, and this house never has anyone watching or even the slightest bit concerned for their stuff and others stuff," he begins
"is that all?"
"NOPE!" Dark screams, "AND because there's a giant hole in the wall, making it ten times easier to steal from here"
"ok then..."
"GOOD REASONS!"
Im bored of writing now so if you think this was short and a bad ending than... ummm... i cant finish that sentence... nvm