March of the Penguins…and one Flamingo

By Fancypants66

When the ship had stopped in Antarctica, the penguins thought they had reached the land of milk and honey. It seemed that they were mistaken.

Skipper looked calmly at the frozen land before him. There was nothing but ice for miles around. With this, the four penguins began walking forth towards the wastes.

The bulk of the four didn't notice the other crates, nor did they care. Skipper simply said "They can get out and enjoy it with us if they want!" "Kowalski said "It's a shame. But survival of the fittest, that's what it is!" Rico simply said "Others. Ice. Too bad." It was Private who felt the most guilt.

"Skipper" he said, "Shouldn't we let the others out?"

"Nope. Leave them there. They don't matter." Skipper replied. He clearly changed his mind.

But one animal did manage to escape the crates. His name was Mark. He was a flamingo.

-Note: When I originally thought up this story, I thought that Mark would be voiced by David Spade. Moving on.

Mark was out of his crate and flapping free, so to speak. When he got out, he realized one thing. He was hungry and cold. So he walked on out into the barren snows in search of food and perhaps a source of warmth. He found instead, four sets of bird footprints. He thought, maybe the locals can help me out; these must be their prints. And so he followed them on…

This is as far as I'll go for now.