Fairy Tales at Hogwarts

(HEAVY SUEISM! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!) another installment of the ever so not really popular "at Hogwarts" seris--that can be read in any order what-so-ever. This seris is kinda, not really, well yes it is, based or has some connection to the seris "Crimson" by Kira...READ IT When She writes it!

DISCLAMER DISCLAMER DISCLAMER...! I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! in your face!

Once upon a time their was a young girl who woke up in the world of fairy tales. She found her self alone and knew she must find her friends before something happens.

James awoke to the warm sunlight seeping through her eyes. Her body felt stick and swore, and when she opened her eyes, she found of why. She had some how fallen asleep on the forest floor.

James was very confused, since the last thing she remembered falling asleep on one of the potion class's desk. And now she was here. In a forest….wearing a red cape…and skirt. Damn. She headed wearing skirts….oh well.

As she stood up, she looked at her surroundings, trees. Many, many trees…and a basket. Right by her feet there was a medium sized wicker basket, and on opening, James found it stocked up with many goodies, like chocolate, coke and pixy-sticks. Not wasting anytime she plunked one of the chocolates in her mouth as she started walking. It was good, but it tasted a bit off. Oh well.

James was sure that this all felt a bit –too familiar, and as she came in site of a small cottage, it hit her. Red ridding hood.

"it can't be…" she sated in disbelief, but when she looked down at what she was wearing…it made sense. "I'm going to hurt meg…." Dropping her head down she started towards the house, there really wasn't anything else for her to do. And besides, if she knew what was happening, so she wouldn't be eaten.

Scratching her head as she came to the door, she tried to remember what came next. What was it that she had to say? Something about her grand mother…

Clearing her throat, she said: "Grand mummy? It is I your…little granddaughter…red ridding hood, come to deliver goodies and such."

And just as in the book a scratchy, somewhat familiar voice came through the door saying. "Sweetie, is that you? Come on in…I m an old lady…please come in…"

Taking another deep breath, James opened the door and walked straight in. The home was small and badly light. The curtains closed, and the furniture messily tossed about. She wasn't sure but she was sure that she could faintly make out scratch marks on the walls and tables.

"Granny?" James asked stumbling around the room.

"In here." the voice answered. "In the bed room…"

"I brought you chocolates…but I'm bringing to think they might be laxatives" she said as her stomach grumbled.

"That's lovely dear," the voice answered as James walked into the dark bed chambers.

"Oh grandma…what big ears you have." James said automatically without even looking at the bed. Instead she was every interested in looking out the window that the curtains barley covered. The house was located right near a stream and there was a very cute deer frolicking out side.

"Oh the better to hear you my dear."

"yah." James said walking towards the window to get a better view of out side and to also crack open a window. "Um what comes next…oh yes…oh grand mother what large eyes you have.

"The better to see you my dear."

"Dare I say what a lovely large nose you have grand mother." James chuckled.

"The better to smell you my dear…why don't you come over here." On hearing the 'grandmother' say this James started to turn around.

"Oh grand mother what lovely teeth you have." After these words left her mouth, she clamped her hands over it to stop her laughing her head out. Because what was staring her in the face, was a semi-changed Lupin. His eyes changed, the pupils now taking over the whole eye. The ears pointy. His hands clawed, and his teeth, just barley visibly under the little whisks of fur that was coming form his chin, were pointy and sharp.

Normally when James saw him in this form, she would be less than amused. However, normally lupine didn't have on a frilly pink hat on his head or was wearing a dress.

"Lupin?" she asked as he started to grin.

"All the better to eat you up my dear."

"Crap!" she muttered as the half werewolf leaped out of his bed at her pinning against a wall. "Lupine get off!...not funny!" she struggled to say as he squeezed her neck making it hard to breath let alone speak.

"No little one I won't let go…not until I've eaten you all up…just like you granny…she was scrumptious."

"I'm not red ridding hood, I'm James! You don't have to do this!" While she was saying this, James tried to move her hand down to her pants pocket, then it hit her, she wasn't wearing pants. She was wearing a skirt, which meant that she didn't have a want in this world. "Damn!"

"I don't know any James…and I'm pretty sure you're wearing red little one. I am very hungry," he growled. "He won't let me out you know…I'm so very board when he's gone."

He could smell her fear, she knew this, but she couldn't help it. The corners of her vision where beginning to get blurry and white, and that wasn't a good sign.

All that James could say before the beast came at her was a soft "lupine."

But just as he did come at her, a large boom as herd throughout the house. And Lupin dropped to the floor taking James with him. Using his body weight, he now pinned her to the floor, but the good news was that James could not breathe. Looking over, she saw a large figure burst through the bed room door.

"Lupine, No!" the figure said. "Get off her!"

Lupine in reply just growled and picked up her arm and placed it carefully in his moth not biting down.

"Lupin!" the figure said stepping forward into the room. James now saw it was Black…wearing jeans and a cut-off sleeves red plaid flannel top, holding an axe. "Not her, not right now. There's a nice set of dear out side, and you know how much you like them, think of the chase. Not like this boring girl, didn't even put up a fight. Don't you want to eat something that could bite back?"

While black was saying this however, in James head she was thinking " I can bite back! I would have put up a fight, but just look at him. A FREAKING PINK NIGHTY! Bite I on my arm damn it!"

Growling Lupin looked down at James, who was trying to struggle about and then back to black. Reluctantly, Lupin swat out her arm and ran to the bed room door to leave the house.

Taking a deep sight, Black walked over and helped James up. "sorry about that, he's usually very nice but you just caught him at a bad time. Ever since he hasn't been able to fully change…he's been getting a bit wired. I keep trying to tell him that I'm sure it happens to all werewolves sometime in their lives, but does he listen ? No."

"Black?" James said looking at him in disbelief

"Pardon?"

"Are you Sirius black? You look just like him."

"Ah no, I'm the woodsmen. God lupine must have hit you head or something, are you okay?"

"um yah," James said rubbing her head and looking out the window to see a man running about in a pink dress after some deer, when eventually he punched on them and started eating their flesh. Making his nights coved in red.

After lupine had eaten his full he came back inside and apologised to James, and all three sat down for a cup of tea. ENGLISH STLYE!

They talked for a long time, and James shared her basket of goodies with the boys, and they in turn gave her a pair of pants they found in a drawer that seemed to fit her. A black pair they were, much easier to run in.

James suddenly remembered her friends, and had a feeling she should probably find them, although, they say when you're lost, you should stay put and wait for someone to find you. But that never seemed right to kames, staying and waiting, and besides, she wasn't the one who was lost, they were. So the next day, after saying good by to black and lupine, she left the house in her new pants, cape and small kitten table knife that Black gave her for protection. He wanted to give her more, but as he and Lupine had just moved their a few days ago, they still hadn't found everything in the house.

So James started her journey of friend-dom. And just picked a rood and started to follow it. And she did so for some time, until she came to a cross road, and she stood their deciding which way to go.

Right or left.

"Right to find one, left to find the other." A deep voice said from out behind a large tree.

"Hello," James said taken a closer look at the tree.

"Although the one to the right can not be saved by you with out help from the one to the left."

On closer inspection, the voice was coming from the trees, and on even closer inspection there was no tree. The tree was in fact a very large man. It was Hagrid, the loveable Hogwarts ground keeper. "Hagrid?"

"And the one to the left doesn't want to be helped at all."

"Who are you talking about? Kira and Meg?"

Smiling, the large rock of a man just stepped back and disappeared into the forest.

"Ok then, it looks like I'm going Left."