Fairy Tales at Hogwarts
(HEAVY SUEISM! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!) another installment of the ever so not really popular "at Hogwarts" seris--that can be read in any order what-so-ever. This seris is kinda, not really, well yes it is, based or has some connection to the seris "Crimson" by Kira...READ IT When She writes it!
DISCLAMER DISCLAMER DISCLAMER...! I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! in your face!
Resting again. Every time he saw these girls they were sleeping or lost, and of course it was up to him to get them moving, to motivate them. Chuckling to himself the large figure silently moved out of the bush and readied himself to waking them up and scaring them.
"The perks of the job", he thought to himself as the took a deep breath.
But before he could make his speak about a bridge and a beard, the two presumably sleeping girls were pouncing on him.
"Tell us where the hell Snape is" Kira yelled him his ear.
"What the hell?" was all he could sputter.
"Tell us for we'll knife you!" james growled.
"Um…we don't have a knife, well a good one."
"Them we'll bite him, very hard!"
"All right, all right. After crossing the bridge a face will appear, but give him three flicks of an elephant's ear-"
"in plain English!" James growled flecking her jaw.
"Okay don't bite me! I don't know where you've been! If you follow this path you'll find a bridge, a two headed ogre lives there. You can travel by him safely if you mention the phrase "Hairy, Larry likes to ride elephants large and wide." Noticing the angry looks on the girl's faces, he quickly added, "or you can take the short cut to the castle through that path over there. It will get you there in one time at all. Then all you have to do its snake in to the castle with the new bunch of ladies arriving and Ta da you found him."
"Is that all?" kira asked.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get off me already!" they did and he quickly disappeared into the woods.
Getting off the ground and smiling kira said "that was easy, and you doubted my plan."
"I didn't doubt it. I just thought he wouldn't fall for it." James said as they walked towards the alternative path the Haggrid man had pointed out. "This does feel a bit too easy thought."
As she said this, the forest gave way to a wide open field with a castle, larger than anyone they had ever seen before.
"See now you jinxed us," kira said as they walked towards the massive building.
Getting in was easy enough, the door easily flew open as soon as its guar saw they were woman, and finding the large group of women as easy too, they just had to fallow the loud complaints.
In front of the Castles secondary doors, outside the courtyard in a tightly packed group stood a dozen or so woman looked very Arabian, all dressed up in scarves and stain of every colour. Kira and James quickly snuck into the group and when they were told by a woman in a blue scarf that they must change before entering the great lords castle, they reluctantly obliged by putting on some of the left over outfits. Kira changed out of her dress into a green outfit and james changed into a blue one.
The doors where soon opened and the woman walked in.
The inside of the castle was dark and large. The group walked in silence for some time, till their random guide brought them to a great hall. Their he left them and told him his lord would be their shortly.
With the man gone, kira leaned forwards to the woman in blue and asked her what was going on.
"The great lord has asked us her to find another wife, of course."
"Who's the great lord?" James asked but was quickly hushed by another woman in front of them. Then leaning over to Kira she said quietly, "where do you think Snape will be? Probably in the kitchen as a chief eh!"
"Yeah probably." Kira said still smiling at the girl in blue. "She's hot," she whispered to James. "I wonder if she'd want to help us."
Whether or not the woman in blue would wasn't found out, because at the very instant, the great halls doors were opened and several trumpeters signaled the coming of their lord.
"QUITE" the man yelled as he walked forward in to the room casuing all to instantly shut up.
"Snape!" both girls whispered at once.
"Now I have brought you all here to find a new wife. Many of you have come here expecting an easy ride. To be pampered and treated like royalty. This treatments I promise you only lay in the future of the selected one whom I truly believe deserved to be come my wife."
While he was giving this speech, James and kira were mouthing the speech that he had giving the first day of class:
"There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making."
Trying not to laugh as he moved closer to the woman, the girls and the other woman saw that Snape looked a bit different than he usually looked. Yes, he was wearing his favourite colour black (even though as Meg had so many times pointed out it was a shade so it didn't count), Was still very pale and he had his hands on his hips, but still something was very different.
It was the bread growing on this face. Now any bread growing on a person's face who normally looked clean shaven was a bit odd. But this bearded as especially odd. Unlike his black greasy hair, his bread was blue. Bright blue and very long.
It was as bushy as Haggrid's but as long as Dumbledore's, and it really looked odd on the once potions master.
Snape kept talking about rules and stuff. The other woman where either disgusted or scared of the man, but Kira and James just looked at each other.
"This might be a bit harder than I though," james said.
"You think?" kira whispered back as the group of woman were led out of the room by a new guide. "If I was in his position, I wouldn't want to go back to being a one woman man. Look at all the freaking good looking woman!"
"Oh keep it in your pants!" james said as the two broke away from the group of woman and headed back to the great hall to find Snape.