Fairy Tales at Hogwarts
(HEAVY SUEISM! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!) another installment of the ever so not really popular "at Hogwarts" seris--that can be read in any order what-so-ever. This seris is kinda, not really, well yes it is, based or has some connection to the seris "Crimson" by Kira...READ IT When She writes it!
DISCLAMER DISCLAMER DISCLAMER...! I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! in your face!
Meg was awake but they weren't back in their own world.
Kira, James, Snape and meg had retired to the back garden to discussed their options and what to do next. The fake glass coffin and dummy meg had been removed and a large table and chairs had been placed their instead.
To james distaste however, the fuzzy little animals and cuteness hadn't left, in fact their was more of that stuff now that meg was awake. Not to mention that meg wasn't really helping to motivate them to go away. She in fact was running around playing with them.
"I missed you purple elephant doodle cakes" she said to a small turtle that had crawled over to her. "And you too TJ leewood. I didn't forget about you Mee Mee."
"Does she have to be so…perky?" james asked before taking a large gulp of beer that the elves had brought up for them.
"Leave her alone James," kira said as he pet a stray cat who as come in to the garden. "She's been asleep for weeks. She has pent up energy. She has to blow it off some how." She smiled to snape who quickly looked down at the table and took a large sip of his beer.
"we're not awake. I thought that if we all got together, we'd wake up."
"well maybe these some thing more we have to do…like fight a deamon or something" snape said watching meg welcome a beaver who had just come in to the garden.
"maybe…"
"all that work for nothing," james whined.
"I could start on a potion," he said looking over at the two girls. "it might take a while but I'm sure I could find something."
"Why don't we just use my magic beans?" meg asked as she rode over on a giant Kodiak bear.
"Meg were did you get that bear," kira asked in disbelief
"what do you mean by beans?" Snape asked questionably.
"well when I was with Ron for a short while, traveling, " she added noticing the look on snapes face. "We came across a guy who wanted to buy Potter."
"what?" the three said in unison.
"oh didn't I mention that Jack/ron had a pet toad that looked and talked like Potter. He kept asking me to kiss him. It was weird. Well this giant guy came along and asked if he could buy Potter for a few beans, Ron said yes and then slit the beans with me. He said it was for putting up with potters stupid ness for so long."
"what did the guy want with Harry?" james asked
"I don't know. He just said something about having lost his Birdie in a game of badminton…"
Everyone looked at meg in dumbfounded-ness, she just smiled back and reached into her cleavage and pulled out six magic beans.
"look there's one for all of us and even one to plant."
"are you sure it will work?" kira asked questioningly reading the others mind.
"well of course. They're magic. But…"
"but what?"
"well I'm not so sure we should go back."
"why?"
"well its really not that bad here. Except for my evil step mom. She's really just Voldemort wearing a dress and make up. That's a bit creepy, no offence kira."
"none taken."
"I'm just thinking that well, we all have something we want here. Kira you have an endless rave and Lucisous. James you have Ron, Lupin, and black. And Snape darling, you have a castle…and a blue beard." Giggling she went on. "what's back in the real world…nothing but hatred and other stuff. I think we're in a coma by the way. I say that this world is fare better,"
Everyone thought over her words, because they had learned over the years that when Meg did make sense, even though it hardly ever happened, they should listen and think about what she said.
They decided that for at lest the time being, they would stay in this world. They would put the beans in a jar and if they ever wanted to use them, well they were there.
Though they all wandered off, kira to the underground palace, James went over to the Blacks and turned into a werewolf and then romped around with Ron and Lupin and the woodsman. Snape and meg stuck together, living in his caste and traveling about.
Time went by and their memories of the other world slowly faded, with the joys and pleasures that they found in the new one.
But those are tales for another time, for this one is at its end. And the only thing left I have to say is:
And they all lived happily ever after.
The end