Hey Chapter 5! Shout out to A-man2k5 and Surroundedkid. I'll keep going. I haven't quit. For A-man2k5, the chapters I understand are short but I want to keep readers at the edge of their seats and not lose their attention on my story. That's probably me. Anyways this is written out already. And ready to be here on FanFiction. Who will win? Don't give your heart on WWE. You never know.
John Cena and Christian heard Randy scream.
"Oh god." Christian said. John unbuckled himself.
"Don't tell me you're going to help him?" Christian asked.
"Why not. We can't let him get hurt." John said. Christian sighed sarcastically.
"You just want to be a hero." Christian said. John rolled his eyes.
"If Randy dies or gets killed them it's your fault. You murder." John said.
"I murdered him? You let him go." Christian said. John was tired, scared and didn't want to argue. He opened the door and jumped out of the car. He heard Randy scream again. John looked behind the car by flashing his flashlight toward there.
"Get it off!" Randy yelled. John started laughing. Christian ran out of the car. He saw too and started laughing. The beast thing ran off. Randy was confused and totally freaked out. John flashed the light to a bush which he had hit.
"And I thought I ran over something." John said. Randy got up.
"What the hell! Why did you guys just laugh and not help me. I could have been eaten." Randy said. John looked at him and started laughing.
"You got rapped by a beast."John said. Randy's eyes went all big.
"What?" Randy asked. Christian was still laughing.
"And you thought you were going to die!" Christian said and laughed more. John put his arm around Randy, who was still shooken up.
"It's okay. I understand." John said.
"Really?" Randy asked.
" No not really. Now let's find a motel or hotel. Which ever. Christian drive. " John said and threw Christian the keys.
Christian actually got them out of there. They went to a motel and slept for like 3 hours. When they got out of there they drove more. John took the wheel once again. He drank a lot of coffee and was off the walls. When Randy and Christian would doze off he would wake them up.
"WHAT JOHN!" Christian yelled at him.
"Oh nothing I just wanted to tell you the rest of my story anyways…." John said and started to say his story. Randy and Christian looked at each other.
"John we don't care." Randy said.
"What's it to you Mister Orton, Mister RKO, Mister Legend Killer?" John asked.
"John, how many cups of coffee did you have?" Randy asked. John smiled.
" 3 or 4." John said.
"You're crazy." Christian said.
"Coffee is good." John said.
"And he put a lot of sugar in it too." Randy said to Christian. John was humming. Then someone was going really slow in front of them.
"SPEED UP!" John yelled and honked the horn at them. They did and flipped him off. Then John honked a song in the horn. John was crazy. Christian and Randy laughed.
" You need to calm down." Randy said.
"Make me." John said. His cell phone rang. Randy picked it up.
"John baby, I'm missing you." Some chick said. Randy raised his eyebrow.
"This ain't John." Randy said.
"Oh then who is
this?" She asked.
"Depends. Who are you?" Randy asked.
"Candy Cane, Now give the phone to John, Randy Orton." She said. Randy rolled his eyes and gave it to John.
"Hello?" John asked.
"Who is it?" Christian asked Randy.
"Candy Cane." Randy said. " She's all selfish. For some reason she knows me." Christian couldn't believe Randy.
"She's part of the Rumble Roses! How does she know John?" Christian asked "And how did you not recognize the name?"
"I don't know or care about the Rumble Roses." Randy said.
Meanwhile in John and Candy's conversation.
"So you're with Randy Orton?" Candy asked.
"Uh yeah." John said. " Were driving to the next show."
"I don't approve of that." She said.
"Why not?" John asked thinking she wasn't the boss of him.
"Cause he's just so… so… so stupid." Candy said. John got one of Christian's wrappers and crunched it in the phone.
"Oh….My…phone….is….going out." John said and hung up. He started laughing, and found Randy and Christian staring at him.
"What?" he asked.
"Candy Cane?" Christian asked.
"Yeah so." John said.
"Are you betraying us?" Randy asked.
"Noway. I'm tricking her." John said.
"Oh I get it." Randy said and smiled. Christian looked confused.
"What?" Christian asked.
"It's common sense. He's going to trick her into giving the others back." Randy explained.
"Oh gottcha." Christian said and smiled. He quickly stopped and looked at Randy.
"How did you get that faster than me?" Christian asked.
"Maybe because you aren't smart." John said. Christian slapped John hard in the face. John laughed and hit Christian in the jaw (punching).
"Okay stop." Christian said seeing that John was going to punch him again because he thought it was a game. John stopped at Burger King.
"Need food." He said and got out of the car.
At the Rumble Roses Anesthesia came up with a new antidote. It was supposed to put people in pain slowly.
"See the victim will get it injected in them. Slowly but surely, they will shut down and their body will be in a lot of pain." Anesthesia explained to Fujico.
"Um interesting." Fujico said. Bloody Shadow came in with Rey Mysterio.
"Test it." Fujico said. Anesthesia sat Rey down. Rey looked confused.
"What are you doing?" Rey asked. She put the needle in his arm. Rey was about to get up but his knees gave out. His knees hurt so badly. They felt like they were being torn apart. He held his knees.
"What's wrong with him?" Bloody Shadow asked.
"New antidote." Fujico said. Rey's back started hurting.
"Oh man." He yelled. Then his neck, his arms, and his ankles. Everything started hurting.
"So you test him like a lab rat?" Bloody Shadow asked " Good job." Fujico went over Rey Mysterio and pulled him up. Rey yelled with pain. Fujico laughed.
"This will teach the WWE." She said.
Totally evil. You guys keep reading. Vince sometime in the chapters meet some one unexpected that might help him. John, Christian and Randy have still have the adventure. And Rumble Roses are going after people still. Tune in.