Hey this is Chapter 6. Shout out to IAmYourFatherYouRetard & Surroundedkid. Thanks for reviewing. Don't worry Undertaker is involved in some parts. A lot of the WWE superstars are in this. Keep reviewing. Now to the story….
Randy, Christian and John ate some food. Christian finished first.
"You know you two aren't so bad." He said. Randy made a sad puppy face.
"Tear." Randy said.
"It breaks my heart." John said.
"You know you two don't appreciate kindness do you?" Christian asked. John Cena took a drink of his coffee.
"More coffee!" Randy asked.
"Last one. I swear." John said. Randy shrugged then looked at John again.
"Can I drive?" Randy asked. John spit his coffee out.
"Hell no!" John said.
"No way! Are you crazy!" Christian said.
"Why not?" Randy asked.
"How should we explain this?" John asked Christian.
"You're dumb." Christian said.
"You're not trustful." John said.
"You're really not focused most the time." Christian said.
"You're stupid." John said.
"Hey he just said that!" Randy said out loud that made everyone look at them.
"No we didn't." John said and took a drink of his coffee. Randy rolled his eyes.
"Let's go." Randy said. He got up and so did Christian and John.
They went to the car and John looked for his keys.
"Where are my keys?" He asked.
"I don't know." Christian said. Randy smiled and pulled out the keys.
"Hey give it back!" John said. Randy held them up high so John can't reach them. John tried to get them. So did Christian. Randy just smiled.
"You two look like idiots you know that?" Randy asked. John stopped.
"Go ahead. Drive." John said calmly and got in the passenger seat. Christian glared at Randy. Randy looked at him and saw him glaring.
"Get in the car, Christian." Randy said.
"Bastard." Christian whispered under his breath. Randy got in the driver's seat. He started the car. John looked at him.
"I really don't trust you." John said.
"You act like I haven't driven before." Randy said. He backed up on the curb. John shook his head. Christian was cussing under his breath in the back. John looked back there.
"Shut up Christian." John said.
At the WWE Theodore Long went into Vince's office.
"You okay?" Long asked.
"Yeah, just frustrated." Vince said.
"Yeah I understand." Long said.
"Why us?" Vince asked.
"Look never give up." Long said and walked out of the room. He sighed.
"This is making me so mad!" He said to himself and hit his desk.
"We understand." Vince heard a man's voice behind him. He turned around to see to see two men with clown painted faces. Black and white in fact.
"Can I help you?" Vince asked.
"Looks like the WWE is going through a whole lot of shit." One of them said. He was kind of big and had red hair (A/N can you guess who this is?).
"Who are you guys?" Vince asked. They both laughed.
"Who are we? Were Insane Clown Posse, and I'm Violent J." The bigger one with red hair said. (I'm sorry if you don't know them. Look them up!)
"And I'm Shaggy 2 Dope." The other one said. Vince smiled.
"And you want to help me?" Vince asked.
"Fuck yeah." Shaggy said.
"See were part of JCW…" Violent J began to say.
"I know. That's where I recognize you guys." Vince said.
"Good. He's seen us. Now can we help you guys? These Rumble Roses punks came and ambushed JCW and were really pissed. We noticed some of your wrestlers with them." Violent J said.
"Like Big Shoe, Triple H, RVD and Rey Mysterio. Those are the ones I saw. Also some of the chicks." Shaggy said.
"I know sorry guys….They're aren't..." Vince was interrupted my Violent J.
"Themselves. We know. When Rey Mysterio started beating me up. I knew he wasn't him." Violent J said.
"We knew you guys were breaking apart, the WWE. So they ruined our company and other companies that are small. The biggest they ruined was TNA." Shaggy said.
"So we'll help you and get everyone to back you. As long as you get us back up there." Violent J said. Vince thought about it. He didn't want his them all gone. Who will he compete with? He held out his hand.
"I accept." Vince said. They shook hands.
"So what's the plan?" Shaggy asked.
At the Rumble Roses, RVD walked in the locker room and saw Rey Mysterio curled up in a ball. He was shaking. RVD sat on the ground and rubbed Rey's back.
"No please don't hurt me." Rey said.
"Shhh Rey-Rey it's okay. I would never hurt you, man." RVD said.
"Rob?" Rey said. He sounded like it was hard to talk. (It's because EVERYTHING is hurting in his body)
"Yeah it is." RVD said.
"Everything hurts." Rey said.
"Did you get beat up?" RVD asked.
"No." Rey said. RVD didn't understand.
"Here try to lay straight." RVD said. RVD tried flipping him over.
"No! DON'T TOUCH ME!" Rey yelled and tried hitting RVD. Rey held his arm. It was painful just to move. RVD was mad now. Not at Rey. At the Rumble Roses.
"Rey, you're going to be okay." RVD said.
Christian, John and Randy drove the Michigan now. Well they were in Michigan now. Randy drove the whole way. Sometimes he would do something to scare Christian and John. Like he almost crashed and went too fast at times, but he drove the whole way.
"Were going to Canada." John said.
"Cool." Christian said.
"No?" Randy asked.
"Yeah." John said.
"Okay." Randy said. This huge bus drives past them. It almost hit them.
"Those fuckers!" Randy said and drove faster. Cars honked at him.
"Randy you almost hit someone. Are you crazy?" Christian asked.
"Did you see them? They almost hit me." Randy said.
"SLOW DOWN!" John yelled at him. Randy did. John looked at him "What's the matter with you?" Randy's eyes went all big.
"THEY ALMOST HIT ME!" Randy said.
They stopped at a diner. (Hey it's lunch!)
"Okay Randy enough of driving. Let me." Christian said.
"Go ahead." Randy said.
No one was in the diner, except them and the people who worked there. They sat in this booth by the window. They ordered and just talked in till they got their food.
Randy looked out the window, as Christian and John talked. He saw the big RV bus that almost hit him.
"Look it's that bus." Randy said. John and Christian looked.
"So." John said.
"Anyways, there I was in the middle of now where with Trish and Tomko…" Christian said. Randy saw this chick get out with a whole bunch of guys.
What he didn't know was it was Avril Lavigne. She hung on her band mates and made one of them carry her.
"That was fun driving." She said.
"Yeah, you made people mad though." One band mate said.
"I don't give a fuck." Avril said. They entered the diner.
"Six." One of her band mates said and the lady sat them in the table next to John, Randy and Christian's booth. Avril glanced at them and didn't care.
John's cell phone rang.
"Yo." He said.
"Hey it's Candy. How is it going?" Candy asked.
"Um just warming up for my match against OJ." John lied.
"Oh that's nice." She said.
"Yeah well need to go." John said.
"Well next time I see you I want to spend a lot of time together. A lot of time." Candy said.
"Okay." John said and hung up.
"Who was that?" Christian asked.
"Candy. She said when we see each other she wants to spend a lot of time with me. (Laughs) She doesn't even have any idea that I'm using her. She's going to learn not to mess with us." John said.
"They all are. Can't wait will we get them." Randy said. Avril over heard.
"That's mean." She said. John, Christian and Randy looked at her.
"And why is it any of your business?" John asked.
"I don't think she even knows what were talking about." Christian said.
"Look, pretty boys, I don't think you know who I am." Avril said.
"Yeah we do. We just don't care." John said. Randy raised his eye brow and leaned over to Christian.
"Who is she again?" Randy asked.
"I don't know." Christian said.
"Well just to remind you. I'm Avril Lavigne." She said.
"Oh that's who she is." Christian said. He and Randy broke out laughing. Avril was confused.
"What's so funny?" She asked.
"Well you don't look like Avril." Randy said.
"Yeah she doesn't have all those pimples and I don't know what else all over her face." Christian said. John was surprised what he said. He started to laugh.
"You're the chick who cut in front of me." Randy said. She smiled.
"Oh so I cut you off?" she asked.
"Yeah you did." Randy said. John shook his head.
"Look Avril, Don't mess with us. We've had a huge day and we don't want to argue." John said.
"Look pretty boys, my friends here can mess up you and your pretty little friends. So don't tell me what to do." She said. John looked at Randy and Christian. Then saw her friends stand up.
"Fine then." John said and got up. He was huger than they were. Her guys looked shocked. Christian and Randy got up too.
"Whoa!" One guy said.
"What are you guys?" Another guys asked.
"Were wrestlers." Christian said. John smiled.
"You want some. Come get some." John said. Her guys looked at each other and ran off. Avril looked shocked.
"Wait! You guys….I hate you guys." She said pointing at them. She walked off. Christian, John and Randy shrugged and walked off (A/N: After paying everything. Sorry).
When they got in the car they started laughing.
"Oh man a lot of bizarre things are happening." Christian said.
"Yeah." John said. Randy didn't listen.
"Did you see their faces! Man they were so scared." Randy said and laughed more.
"You know we are almost there?" John asked. "Kind of."
"Really? I can't wait to see Trish. I wonder what she is doing right now." Christian said. (A/N: those of you who are obsessed with couples and don't like Christian and Trish together. Then get over it because it's no big deal. If you really have a problem then email me and let out your deal. On to the story.)
Trish was being bullied by the Rumble Roses girls.
"Trish do us a favor and get us each lemonade." Dixie said.
"Yeah." Makoto said.
"Yes." Trish said. She had to do everything for them. Something in her wanted to do all this (A/N: It's the antidote they gave her.). She fixed up the lemonade.
"I know who we should kidnap next." Dixie said.
"Who?" Reiko asked.
"Randy Orton." Dixie said.
"Wow that's a great idea." Makoto said.
"Yeah. Man if I can only have a piece of him. Um um um I'll make him my partner." Dixie said. Trish over heard. She didn't like the sound of it.
"Here are your lemonades." Trish said.
"So what are you going to make him do?" Makoto asked.
"I could only imagine." Reiko said. They all started to laugh.
"I know Randy Orton." Trish said.
"Yeah whatever. We don't care who you know." Dixie said and drank her lemonade.
"Well I do, and I know he would never fall for a Barbie doll such as yourself." Trish said.
"Why you little…" Dixie began to say.
"Little what? Slut? Bitch? Tell me. It's not like I would care." Trish said.
"Oh no." Makoto said.
"It wore off!" Dixie said. Trish didn't pay attention.
"Because the only one who is a slut here is you. And Dixie Randy isn't that dumb." Trish said.
Christian, John and Randy went to Wal-Mart to get supplies for the stolen superstars. Food and other stuff.
Christian and Randy lost John and went to the garden section. They had these sunrooms things. Christian and Randy walked though one.
"Where can he be?" Christian asked.
"I don't know." Randy said and was not paying attention to where he was walking and walked right into the glass. Christian opened it wider. Randy held his nose.
"Nice on. Watch where you're going next time." Christian said. These two kids with their mother started laughing.
"Silly man, mommy." One kid said. The mom was young and very pretty. Christian liked her. He forgot about Trish.
She started to laugh with her two kids
"Hello." She said.
"Hello." Christian said. He went up to her and they started to talk.
"Yeah this is Zach and his friend Hunter." She said.
"Hey." Christian said to them.
"And I'm Cindy." She said.
"Beautiful name. My name is Jason." Christian said using his real name. "And I have no kids. Well…you can count him as my kid (pointing to Randy)." Randy was still looking around for John and wasn't paying attention.
"And his name?" One kid asked.
"Randy." Christian said.
"Uh?" Randy said. Cindy laughed.
"See you two around." She said and left.
"You are good for some things." Christian said.
"Thanks…I think." Randy said. He thought for a minute. "Hey what about Trish?"
"Well she's not here, and she's way prettier than Cindy. Now hurry up and do something stupid." Christian said.
"What? No!" Randy said. Christian and Randy saw a huge crowd.
"What's this?" Randy asked.
"Two words. John Cena." Christian said.
"Of course." Randy said. They walked over and saw him being him. Talking and giving everyone autographs. John saw them.
"And look who just dropped by. Randy Orton and Christian." John said.
"Oh man." Randy said. Then, just in time, the Wal-Mart manger came with police and escorted them out of the building.
"Thanks Cena." Christian said.
"Not my fault people recognized me." John said.
Dixie, Makoto and Reiko came with Bob and Tom to kidnap Randy. They snuck in the building.
"Men's locker room." Reiko whispered. They went to the men's locker room. Kane was the only one in there. They all stopped and looked at him.
"Yes?" he said in a creepy voice.
"You don't happen to know where (gulped) Randy Orton is." Dixie asked. Kane looked to his right. Then to his left.
"I don't see him anywhere do you?" Kane asked.
"We should steal him." Bob whispered to Makoto. Bob and Tom ran toward Kane. Kane grabbed one by the throat and pushed the other down. Bob was the one by the throat. Kane smiled.
"You guys wouldn't happen to be the Rumble Roses would you?" he asked.
"Uh no." Dixie lied. Kane chokeslammed Bob.
"Good." Kane said. They all ran out dragging Bob behind them.
How did you guys like that? Keep reviewing. There's more to come and more surprises. Christian, John and Randy are still on their adventure and Vince and Insane Clown Posse are up to something. Rumble Roses are going down.
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