Chapter 7. I love weekends. I get a lot of things done. Hey thanks Surroundkid & A-man2k5.I know you two have reviewed again, and I shouldn't have to thank you guys again. But you guys make my day. Well here it goes. Remember to review.
John looked at the time.
"We should find another store around here." John said. Christian saw a mall.
"I need to get Trish something." He shouted out. John and Randy sighed.
"Fine then." John said. He pulled into the parking lot.
Christian went into this store and it was a perfume store. This lady asked them if they needed help. The lady looked at these three and thought they don't look like they knew perfume.
"Uh yeah. Guys what would Trish where?" Christian asked testing some perfume accidentally in his face. He made this funny looking face.
"We wouldn't know." Randy said.
"She smells….well like Trish." Christian said. John thought this was stupid.
"Randy and I are going somewhere else. Find us around." John said. He grabbed Randy by the arm. They walked around, and looked at things.
"Randy look." John said and pointed at a stage.
"Okay everyone get ready for Jesse McCartney." This lady said and a crowd of girls ran toward the stage. These girls pushed through John and Randy.
"Okay I'm going to sing a song about a girl." Jesse said.
"Oh please." Randy said. John pretended to throw up. Jesse started singing and everyone went wild.
"This guy needs to keep his day job." John said. The girls started singing along.
"You should go up there and take over the microphone." Randy said
"You kidding me?" John asked.
"No actually I'm not." Randy said.
"No." John said.
"I'll get Christian. I'll make him do it." Randy said.
"He's going to make a fool out of himself." John said. "And I thought you two said not to make a crowd."
"Well there's already a crowd. You have an excuse." Randy said.
"No." John said looking at the stage that Jesse McCartney was on. He wanted to so badly.
"Fine then. I'm getting Christian." Randy said. John looked back at the stage.
"Hey you guys. Look what I got Trish." Christian said. It was a ring with a "T" on it. Randy looked.
"Cool. Christian go on that stage and say something insulting to the blonde guy." Randy said.
"Alright." Christian said. Christian went around the crowd.
"He's going to embarrass himself." John said.
"That's the point." Randy said. Christian went on stage with a microphone he stole from the back of the place. He hooked it in the machine. Jesse stopped singing.
"Who are you? Get off the stage." Jesse said to him. Christian raised his eyebrow.
"I'm Captain Charisma, and what is this? I wouldn't pay for this (he pointed to this CD cover with Jesse on it) any day. It's not worth a dime." Christian said. "Now get your ass off stage and let Captain Charisma control the show." Jesse was now embarrassed. Girls started booing. Christian laughed.
"Are any of my peeps out there? I see none of these girls are." Christian said.
Meanwhile John Cena wanted to go up there really bad. Christian was talking about how he was going to win the ladder match. Some wrestling fans were coming.
"What's the matter John?" Randy asked. John looked at him.
"I need to get up there." John said and pushed Randy out of the way. He pushed through the crowd and went on stage. Randy smiled.
"They're both fools." Randy said to himself.
John grabbed Christian's microphone.
"Captain Charisma? All I see is a Creepy Little Bastard. Now you're right about one thing. Man, that boy stunk up the stage." John said. Jesse looked insulted. "Now I understand why that girl left you. Your singing sucks and your dick is about this big." John said showing the size of it with his fingers. Christian laughed. More people did too. Some guys came and started cheering "CENA CENA CENA!" John looked out in the crowd.
"Now there is somebody else here…oh yeah. Master of the RKO, he calls himself the Legend Killer. We know who this is. It's Randy Orton. Why don't you come up here?" John said. Randy's eyes got all big. Christian grabbed the mic.
"Yeah Randy come up here." Christian said. People looked back at him. People started booing (All the wrestling fans. Some people who didn't know him booed too). Randy smiled. He was getting cocky.
John noticed more people were filling the mall to watch them. Even people who don't know them came and watched because they thought it was funny. Randy came up.
"Get them off!" Jesse yelled to the two guards. The guards were big time WWE fans.
"Boo!" one guards yelled to Randy. Randy glared. He grabbed the microphone from Christian. They were booing him more. Now all Jesse fans were chanting "BRING JESSE BACK", but boos were over powering it.
"Shut the hell up. I don't think you guys know who I am. Well let me remind you. I'm Randy Orton. I was the youngest Heavyweight Champion. I legend killed many. My next target is the Undertaker." Randy said.
"No one care. They only care about Captain Charisma. Now Randy I already beaten you once. So you need to recognize whose better here." Christian said.
"You want a fight? I can give you one." Randy said.
"Let's go." Christian said. He put down his mic. Randy smiled devilishly.
"Never mind, Christian. I think there's only one person who we should fight." Randy said and looked at Jesse McCartney.
"Please no!" Jesse said.
"Yeah." Christian said.
"No back away!" Jesse said. He tripped and fell and landed on his butt. The guards grabbed Randy and Christian. John ran to them.
"Look they weren't going to do anything. Now can you let them off the hook?" John asked. One guard smiled. He was a huge guy.
"Yeah as long as I get to go to a free show and meet little Rey Mysterio." That guard said.
"Yeah sure." John said. The guard let go of Christian.
"And I want a free show too, and I want to meet Undertaker and Kane." The other said.
"Yeah of course." John said. Then the bigger tougher guy smiled (Randy was let go from the other guard).
"I just love that little guy." He said talking about Rey Mysterio. They both walked off. John grabbed the mic.
"And if you want some…" he raised the mic to the crowd.
"COME GET SOME!" Some of the crowd said.
"You guys know what I'm talking about." John said. He threw the mic on the ground.
"You guys are nuts! Get off my stage!" Jesse yelled acting like he was really tough. John smiled and walked off stage. As soon as all of them left Jesse started singing again. A lot of the WWE fans left and the people just watching left too (A/N: Because Jesse is boring).
When they got in the car they were overwhelmed about what happened.
"How did you do that?" John asked Randy.
"Do what?" Randy asked.
"You got me all pumped up to get up there." John said. Randy shrugged.
"That was so fun." Christian said.
"Did you see that guy's face when you and I went toward him?" Randy asked. John's phone started ringing.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hey baby where are you?" Candy asked.
"Just got out of the shower. Why?" John asked.
"Nice. I wish I can see you at this moment. Anyway I got a question. You know Randy Orton, right?" She asked.
"Yeah." John said.
"Well I haven't seen him around and was wondering if you know where he is." She explained.
"No I wouldn't." John lied and looked at Randy nervously. He knew they were looking for him.
"What?" Randy mouthed out. Christian was wondering too.
"Just wondering." She said.
"Why?" John asked.
"Oh no reason at all. Just want to see him. He is one of my favorites." Candy said. He could tell she was up to something. "Bye babe" and she hung up. John did too.
"Great. Randy, I think the Rumble Roses are looking for you." John said.
"Me? Oh well I'm not there to be taken." Randy said.
That was quick. Hey I have a reason for making it short. Anyway Chapter 8 won't be up for awhile. Got to work more on it to make it more interesting. Also the rest of the chapters are at my dad's house. Well read and review. I really like the reviews.