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Vince walked down the halls. He was smiling evilly. He knocked on Eric Bishoff's door and went in. He saw all the wrestling brand managers and bosses along with some wrestlers.
Chavo Guerrero (Or whatever you call him) and Scotty 2 Hotty saw Vince go into that room.
"I think there's trouble." Scotty said.
"Well duh. I think we should help out." Chavo said.
"How?" Scotty asked.
"I don't know but I'm worried who they'll take next." Chavo said. He stopped talking because Undertaker was walking down the hall. He was calm and walked down the hall. He stopped at Chavo and Scotty.
"Watch out for yourselves." He said. Chavo and Scotty shook their heads. "The Rumble Roses are dead." He said and rolled back his eyes. He walked off.
"See Undertaker is even mad." Chavo said.
"Yeah I could tell." Scotty said.
Undertaker walked into his dressing room. Bob, Tom and a few other guys jumped out on him. Undertaker hit each of them. They all fell down then got back up. This was the process for Undertaker till Tom jumped on his back and had some sleeping gas in a towel that made Undertaker fall asleep. They stole Undertaker, and when Vince found out he wasn't happy.
"That is one of my best superstars. Why wasn't anyone watching?" Vince asked.
Meanwhile at the Rumble Roses Candy Cane went to Dixie.
"My boyfriend hasn't seen him either." She said.
"Great." Dixie said.
John Cena drove into a shopping center.
"Okay no attractions here." John said.
They went in and they were having some convention in the store. Christian grabbed a basket.
"Get whatever you think the missing superstars need." John said.
"Here (pushed the cart toward Randy). You push it." Christian said. Randy did.
John started putting chips in the carts. Christian went some where else. Randy was bored. He sighed.
"Were only getting a few things." John said.
"Yeah." Randy said. This lady with flyers came up to them. She looked like the woman who was Harry Potter's teacher. White crazy hair and big glasses. She looked like a nature woman.
"Save the cows!" She said to Randy. Randy took the flyer, a little startled for her yelling at him. John looked over at them then got some peanuts.
"Okay Randy let's go." John said. He walked ahead. Randy started pushing the cart when that chick went in front of him.
"Save the cows." She said and held out a clipboard. Randy looked at her like she was crazy.
"Okay." Randy said and grabbed the clipboard. "Pen?"
"Yes." She said and gave it to him. He started signing his name. The lady was all close to him. She was like in some la la land. She started putting her face close to his. Randy quickly moved away.
"Here." He said. She looked at his name.
"Um Randy. Beautiful name, Beautiful name." She said.
"Okay?" Randy said. He started going.
"I'll…I mean…we'll be sure to call you!" She yelled. Randy found John in the other isle.
"Freaky." He said to John.
"What?" John asked getting drinks.
"That chick who said "SAVE THE COWS" hit on me in a weird way." Randy said. John started to laugh. Christian came back.
"What's so funny?" Christian asked.
"Randy got hit on by a tree woman." John said.
"No surprise." Christian said.
"Hey do you guys want to take a tree quiz?" This girl asked. She had a name tag that said "Julia". John looked at her.
"Yeah we do." John said. (The girl was 15 years old by the way) She smiled and led them to her booth. Her friend, Sarah, was there.
"Here you go. If you get it all right them you get a prize." Julia said (A/N: This is a joke if the real Julia is reading. DOUBT IT!) She gave each of them a quiz, and then led them to this table.
"What's the answer to #1?" Randy asked.
"Do it on your own." John said.
"Julia, you brought there three?" Sarah asked.
"Yeah can you believe it?" Julia asked.
"No, I can't." Sarah said and saw Randy look over at Christian's paper. Christian quickly covered it up.
"Cute." Julia said.
John got out of his seat first. Then Christian. Randy was last. Sarah grabbed them. John's first. He missed 3 out of 10 questions. Christian missed 5 and (poor thing) Randy missed all but 2.
"I don't know that much about trees okay." Randy said.
"#1 what color does the trees change in the fall?" Christian read off. John grabbed Randy's paper.
"What did he put? Green!" John said and started laughing.
"Some turn green." Randy said.
"And how can you tell how old a tree is? He put I don't know." Christian said. John stopped laughing as Sarah, Julia and Christian laughed.
"I didn't know that one either." John said.
"Well that's you." Christian said. He was still laughing.
"Shut up." Randy said. John put his arm around Randy.
"It's okay. We all have our dumb days." John said.
"Thank you." Randy said.
"Randy always has his dumb days." Christian said.
"Yeah you're right. The only thing you're smart about is wrestling." John said.
"And how to attract people." Christian said.
"You have a way with words." John said in a girly voice. He stopped and broke out laughing. They left that booth. Christian looked back at those two girls. He saw them staring at them all dreamy. Randy and John were arguing about something.
"You know I'm not dumb. That tree quiz was stupid." Randy said.
"Yeah whatever." John said.
"You guys stop arguing we got people looking at us." Christian said. Randy and John looked at Julia and Sarah. Randy smiled.
"They're looking at us." Julia said.
"I know. Just keep normal." Sarah said.
Randy looked at John.
"Let's go." Randy said.
"Cold." Christian said.
"What did I do?" Randy asked.
"The little girls want us." Christian said. Randy looked confused.
"Yeah their little girls." Randy said.
"Yeah." John said.
"Um you're right." Christian said and they walked off.
"Oh man I thought looking all sexy would make them come." Julia said.
"It does most times." Sarah said.
They checked out and went to the car. The started driving.
"We have an hour left of driving till we get there. You two sneak around the Rumble Roses. NO ATTRACTING PEOPLE! I'll go find Candy Cane and distract her." John explained.
"Okay." Randy said.
"Yeah." Christian said. John looked at both of them.
"Man I never knew I would get along with you two." John said.
"What's wrong with us?" Christian asked.
"Well fans would never suspect us together. Christian you're a CLB and I rapped and insulted you at the Royal Rumble. Randy, you're……you. I just can't believe I'm with you two." John said.
"Is that supposed to be an insult?" Randy asked.
"If you think it is, yeah." John said. Christian (who was sitting in the back) decided to add something.
"So you're saying your better than me and Randy? We'll kick your ass." Christian said. Randy looked at both of them.
"You guys know my RKO can hit faster than the FU and the Unprettier put together." Randy said. John started to laugh.
"Why are we fighting when our trip is almost over?" John asked. Randy smiled like he knew something.
"Just telling you." Randy said. Christian hit him in the back of the head.
"Stop being cocky." Christian said.
"I'm not." Randy said. Christian hit him in the back of the head again.
"I could tell in your face." Christian said. Randy face to Christian all red faced.
"Stop it!" Randy said. Christian slapped him.
"Make me." Christian said. Randy jumped into the backseat and started choking Christian. Christian flipped Randy over and pinned Randy's arms. John stopped at a red light. Randy unpinned his arms and punched Christian. Christian pinned his arms to the seat. John saw this bus full of high school kids looking at Christian and Randy fighting.
"(Laughed) What are you going to do Randy?" Christian asked and slapped him in the face. Randy spit in his face. Christian wiped the spit off his face. Randy hit him in the face. Christian tied up Randy's wrists in the seat belt.
"Christian…what the heck?" John asked.
"He's nuts." Christian said. Christian went down to Randy's feet and tied them up into the seat belt. Randy calmed down.
"I'm calm." Randy said.
"Really?" Christian asked.
"Yeah now untie me." Randy demanded.
"No." Christian said. Randy laughed.
"Very funny." Randy said. Christian hopped in the front. John looked in the back.
"Safety first. Always but on a seat belt." John said. Christian and John laughed. Randy saw those kids starting at him.
"Now all these kids are starting at me like I'm some freak show." Randy said.
"Randy, I hate to break it to you but you are a freak show." John said.
Candy Cane got her phone. She was going to call John.
"Reiko, I have a feeling about John." She said.
"What?" Reiko asked.
"I got the missing list from the WWE. Actually I stole it. Anyways Christian is on it…oh look Randy Orton is on it too. Oh what's this? Oh it's John Cena! He's not with us. Neither is Christian and Randy." Candy said. Reiko looked.
"And we have everyone else highlighted except those three." Reiko said.
"Oh John's crafty. Hiding from his work and us, with two superstars that no one would suspect him with." Candy said.
"How can you say that? He's your boyfriend. He would never do that." Reiko said.
"Let's just ask about that." Candy said and dialed his number. John picked up his phone.
"Hello?" He said.
"Hey babe."
"Oh hey how's it going?"
"You're lying! I know you are. You're on your way with Randy and Christian." Candy said.
"Randy and Christian? No why would I ever do that? I would go crazy, but you are right about one thing. I am on my way to see you." John said.
"Really?" Candy asked.
"Yes. I hated being against you. I want to be with you in the Rumble Roses." John lied.
"Don't worry you will. I love you." She said. John hung up.
"Okay she suspects something." John said "Change of plan. You two call the WWE and wait for them. I'll go in the Rumble Roses and kiss up to them." Christian couldn't believe him.
"You can't do that. That's the dumbest idea ever! I knew you would screw it up somehow." Christian said.
"How did I screw it up? Christian, they are looking for you two. So just follow my lead." John said.
"Fine then." Christian said.
"Yes." Randy said. He got his arms free. Christian looked back there. Randy was getting his feet free.
"Randy, are we just going to let him do this?" Christian asked.
"I wasn't listening." Randy said.
"It's for your own good." John said.
They got to the Rumble Roses finally. John looked at Christian and Randy.
"You guys stay here." John said.
"This place is huge." Randy said. A big sign said "Home of the Rumble Roses".
"They got their own place?" Christian asked. John saw Candy.
"DUCK!" John said. Randy and Christian did. John got out of the car.
"Hey Candy." John said. She was happy to see him. She hugged him.
"I told Fujico and she is glad you joined us. So everyone is waiting for me and you. First of all…" Candy said and grabbed John by the hand. John knew what she wanted. He kissed her. It was a long and sweet kiss. She pulled away.
"Um, I love the way you kiss. Was that our first? Let's go inside, sweetie." Candy said.
Randy and Christian sat back up. Randy went over the seat to the driver's seat.
"Christian, I say we go in there." Randy said. Christian smiled.
"I knew you were going to do that. I like the way you think." Christian said. Randy raised his eyebrow.
"Stop being weird, and lets go." Randy said. He got out of the car.
"Let's roll." Christian said.
Hope you guys liked that. Anyways the adventure begins. Well more adventure that is. Well review. And I have to thank A-man for emailing me to get me going. I've been soooo busy with school.