UNWANTED MEETINGS

"What'cha doin' here swamp rat? Ya know ya gonna fall if ya don't get off that tree?"

"Awe chere Remy won't fall, but he's so happy to know dat you care. Remy heard about wat happened wit you and Jean." She simply smirked at him.

"And?"

"Well Remy came to see you. Can't seem to stop thinking 'bout you."

"Really?" she asked a bit skeptically.

"Oui." There was a quiet, yet somewhat awkward pause between the two.

"Well, dat an' Remy heard ya was fighting over him." he smiled as Rogue shook her head.

"Is that what everyone's saying?" she asked.

"Ya but its alright if it's true chere." she started laughing at him.

"Ya wish." she stated thinking to herself that the fight actually was about him in a weird way.

"Well den, guess Remy'll see you later." Remy said positioning himself to climb down the tree. As he shifted, his foot had slipped and he fell. Rogue started laughing at first but then she realized that he wasn't moving as he laid on the ground. She ran downstairs grabbing her sweater on the way out. She stood there wondering what to do as she looked him over wondering if he was conscious.

"Ya alright swamp rat?" she leaned down to touch him too see if he would move.

"That was quite a fall, huh chere." He murmured, somewhat scaring her, causing her to jump back and trip onto the ground. So, she hit him.

"Ya scared me for a minute!"

"Ouch!"

"Ya deserved it!" She started to get up, but Remy grabbed her and pulled her closer to him. She tried to squirm out of his grip.

"Awe chere, what are you doin'?" He suddenly started to tickle her.

"Stop it Remy." She cried out in laughter, but he smiled and kept tickling her.

"Naw. Remy ain't gonna stop till ya tell him da truth."

Rogue was laughing hard, but didn't know what he meant exactly.

"Tell…you…what?" She was able to get out between giggles.

"Dat you care about Remy." This was punishment, Rogue thought to herself, but finally she gave in.

"Ok, ok. Ah do!" Remy stopped.

"Remy knew it!" Rogue quickly turned a dark shade of red, but pushed Remy away as she got up. She smirked as she turned around to tell him, "Ah just said that for you to stop. Don't tell meh ya thought Ah'd be that easy." She laughed and walked inside her house, heading up to her room.

Remy just sit there for a minute, not believing that this girl was going to be a real challenge, but he liked the way Rogue played hard to get. He got up and brushed the dirt off of his trench coat.

He mumbled to himself, "She cares about Remy." Then he made his way down the street, heading home. He had a weird feeling that someone was following him, so he kept looking back. All of a sudden he felt an arm wrap around his waist. He suddenly smiled, believing it to be Rogue he thought to himself, Remy knew she fell for him. He then grabbed her hand and turned around.

"Rog…Sekmet?" He let go of her hand and stepped back slowly. He's eyes widely as he was obviously a little more than freaked out.

"What? You surprised to see me honey?" She smiled, and stepped towards him moving her arm towards his back taking a good grab of his butt. He jumped back quickly, yelling,

"Merde!" After taking a few more steps away from her he asks, "What are you doin' here? I thought dat I moved far enough away from you!"

"Nothing could keep me away from that sweet tush." He had to continuously swat her wanting hands as she tried to pinch his 'tush'.

"Putain fou! That tush is attached to me, and da restraining order says dat you are not supposed to come within thirty feet of it."

"Awe, playing hard to get baby," He looked at her like she grew another head.

Remy started to feel sick, wanting to just throw up from the sight of her. He suddenly had a flash back of her and him, or more like a nightmare.

"Oh baby, lets go into the baby store, just for a sec." He just nodded, not paying attention as he played with his Gameboy. Not listening to her, he followed her inside. This girl was getting on his last nerve, as he continually regretted asking her out. At first she was cool about everything, and of course she was cute. But then she had to be around him all the time, being more like a leech. He hated it. Every time he saw her, he just wanted to break up with her, but she always had a way of making him feel bad about it, like he was her knight and shining armor or something. He finally looked up after his batteries died, and began to look around, just noticing he was in a baby store.

"Um…Sek? Petite where we be at?" She walked over to him with a pink baby dress.

"This would be perfect for our future daughter."

"Um…future what?" He couldn't believe that he had heard her right. He started walking away from her thinking, 'Man, dis girl is nuts'.

"Of course, we're going to get married and have a baby. It's not like I want 10 kids, we're-" She stopped as she saw Remy drop his Gameboy and take off in a mad dash out of the store.

'He's got a great tush.' she thought to herself as she started running after him.

He turned around screaming, "Your nuts! More den dat…you need to be in a loony bin! Stay away from me!" he ran as quick as he could finally losing her in the process.

He suddenly jumped back to reality, with this crazy, stalking, ex-girlfriend smiling as if she were a kid in a candy store, just wanting to touch everything.

"What are you doin' here? How ya find me?" She walked toward him but he matched each of her steps, going backwards as she stepped forward.

"What? We're engaged, you know. And I'm ready to start making those kids" She stopped, running a finger down his chest.

"You sure are hard to find, you know, after you started running from me while we…."

Remy started running before she could even finish her sentence. So many thoughts were going in his head as he ran all the way home. He regretted leaving his bike home and walking. He could have used it to run her over.