How did you get Draco to like you? Was it vice-versa-he asked you out and you said yes? Oh yeah, you choose right when you picked Draco-you two are made for each other!
-Shoni
Dear Shoni,
If you remember, it was a love potion that made us love each other… And now we realize, curse our stupid minds, for not realizing before that we loved each other. Thank you for saying that I picked right and we were made for each other, for I believe that too!
Sincerely,
Hermione
Dear Hermione,
Are you ever going to make up your mind on which you like? First it was Victor Krum and kind of Harry, then you liked Ron, and now you're going out Draco Malfoy! Who do you real like?
Hurt Deep Inside
Dear Hurt Deep Inside,
I have made up my mind: Draco Malfoy! Victor Krum was the first guy to actually come into my life really; and whoever said that I actually liked Ron and Harry? They are just friends… Really. Yes… I am going out with Draco, and he is the one for me!
Sincerely,
Hermione
Dear Hermione,
I wanted to know how it feels to be the most hated person in America? Seeing as how you are going out with Draco. You know... I don't like the fact that you are. I wouldn't open anymore fanmail if I were you.
Hate From,
Witch from America
p.s. Yes, that was a threat.
Witch from America,
I deeply approve of your name, although I'd say you spelt it wrong, it should be a 'b' not a 'w.'
I don't know what it's like to be the most hated girl in America because, you ill-mannered cow, I live in England. Further more I don't care if you dislike the fact that Draco and I are in love; it's not going to stop me from snogging him as soon as I'm done reading your poorly written letter. I will also let him read this, and that is a threat. I will continue to open my fan mail, and anyone who tries to hex me in any way will answer to both my darling Draco and me.
Choke on vomit,
Hermione Granger
Dear Hermione,
Knowing about the many subjects offered in Hogwarts and your great excitement for knowledge, I just wanted to inquire which subjects do you mostly favor.
I'm sorry if it was too academic (guessing that you might want to take a break from academically related subjects.). And I am still recovering from the shock of having a glimpse of Draco Malfoy's answers to his fanmail that is why I am most careful.
Sincerely,
dreamaker13
Dear dreamaker13,
My favorite subject is Arithmancy, but I also enjoy Ancient Runes. The letter was not too academic, I enjoyed it. I'm glad that you read Draco's mail, and I'm sorry if he was a little bit rude, but certain people (Which from America is one) need to be yelled at, and possibly cursed.
Hermione Granger
Dear Hermione,
I would love to say that I believe you to be extremely intelligent and pretty (I say pretty because I am a girl and am a lesbian). I also believe that you and Draco are a wonderful match for each other. I saw some of Draco's fan mail and I believe he treated the people that thought they could get away with being horrid well (I am deeply sorry if this insults you or angers you in any way possible.). I hope Draco approves of my grammar and that you also approve of it. I give the both of you my best regards and good luck to your relationship.
Sincerely,
T.o.B.a.L (Tears of Blood and Love)
Dear Tears of Blood and Love,
I'm glad that you think I'm intelligent, it never gets old. I'm glad that you approve of Draco and I, because anyone who apposes, he swears he'll obliterate. You're not a mindless, rambling git, so I would hate to have you killed.
You're grammar and spelling are flawless; it makes reading this a lot easier.
Hermione Granger
Dear Hermione,
Did you ever try an smooth your hair down once and for all? If so, then how did you do it? I'm desperate about my hair, there just HAS to be something that will work.
Thank you,
Cris
PS: You're a great person, I like your character and I wanted to say that Harmony shippers are just delusional (Harmony Harry/Hermione).
Dramione is far better!
Cris,
I never wanted to smooth my hair down once and for all. When I went to the Yule Ball I used about 6 bottles of magic hair potion, but it wasn't cheap.
I'm glad that you approve of me and Draco dating, I know I do.
Dear Hermione
I have to say that I envy you. You may not exactly have the looks or whatever, but you get the guys and the best grades ever.
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
I try so hard at my studies, and you complain because you missed one problem or something.
Tell me your secret!
Jacen fan
P.S. And I do mean about the secret about how you get the guys too!
Dear Jacen Fan,
I've never been envied before, except for that cow Pansy Parkinson, I must say I'm flattered. I've always been a bookworm; I guess getting good grades sort of came naturally. I was never all that interested in boys until Draco came alone. When we fell in love, it just kind of happened. He's always respected that my studies are important, so it's never been a real problem.
I'm sorry to say I don't have any secrets, but you're welcome to envy me all you want!
Hermione Granger
Dear Hermione,
You're the greatest! I have some questions:
1. Who's hotter? Harry or Ron.
2. Would you ever consider hexing Pansy Parkinson...say if you were having a bad day and she just oh, accidentally became the target of your frustrations.
3. What's your favorite type of food, candy, music etc?
Sincerely,
-Jagged
Dear Jagged,
Thank you, for your complement! As for your questions, if I had to choose I think that Harry is hotter, but just because I don't like red heads, not that it matters, because I'm with Draco.
Parkinson got what she deserved; no one tells me I can't walk the corridors at night. I have nothing more to say about the matter.
I enjoy noodles, but it's a close tie with pizza. I used to think that Skittles were my favorite candy, then I went to Honeydukes, and life has never been the same. I don't really listen to much music, I'm really busy with school and Draco, but I do like the Weird Sisters.
With deepest respect,
Hermione Granger
thank you for your reviews and if you want to ask Hermione a question... then do it!
Jacen fan and Hurt Deep Inside