Chris: Yo we're coming at you live from camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. This season twenty-four campers will be competing against each other for the prize of 100,000. Who will win this season take home the cash? Find out right here On TOTAL DRAMA MIXED ISLAND!

(Intro)

Chris: Here we are on the dock of shame. It's time to meet the contestants.

(The first camper to arrive is Kitty)

Chris: Hey Kitty.

Kitty: Hi Chris, nice to meet you. (Takes a selfie with Chris) You look great in this photo.

Chris: Thanks.

(The next camper to arrive was Ryan)

Chris: Ryan.

Ryan: Yo Chris McLean. How's it going dude? Hey, am I in the right place? Where's the hot tub?

Chris: Yo dog, this is it. Camp wawanakwa.

Ryan: Hmm, looked a lot different on the application form.

(The next to arrive was Jo)

Chris: Hey Jo.

Jo: Whatever loser.

Chris: Rude.

(The next camper to arrive was Topher)

Topher: Chris McLean. What's up, it's an honor to man.

Chris: Topher, welcome to the island man.

Topher: Thanks man.

Jo: Do you two have to say man every time?

Topher: Show a bit of respect for man, for letting us on his show.

Chris: Thank you Topher.

(The next camper to arrive was MacArther)

Chris: Hello MacArther, nice police costume.

MacArther: It's not a costume, I'm training to be a police cadet.

Chris: Good for you.

(The next camper to arrive was Duncan)

Chris: Duncan, dude.

Duncan: (Raising his fist) I don't like, surprises.

Chris: Yeah well, I won't be having any funny business from you mr delinquent. You're parole officer warned me about your past crimes and that I can have returned to juvie.

Duncan: Whatever kill joy.

MacArther: Hey, I'm a police cadet in training, so better not cause trouble here delinquent.

Duncan: I don't take orders from cops. Especially overweight ones.

MacArther: Are you calling me fat?!

Duncan: Yeah, I am.

MacArther: Oh, you're gonna get it now punk!

Duncan: Bring it mall cop!

Jo: Fight! Fight! Fight!

(Duncan and MacArther were about to fight but Ryan holds back MacArther while Topher holds back Duncan)

Chris: Alright campers, settle down.

(Ryan and Topher let Duncan and MacArther go as they growled angrily at each other)

(The next camper to arrive was Jasmine)

Chris: Hey Jasmine.

Jasmine: What's up Chris, nice island you got here.

Chris: Thanks.

Kitty: Hi, I'm Kitty.

Jasmine: Nice to meet you, I'm Jasmine. (Shakes hands with Kitty)

(The next camper to arrive was Sam)

Chris: Welcome to camp, Sam.

Sam: Awesome to be here, gives me chance to show some of my wicked skills.

Jo: If you have any, couch potato.

Duncan: (Chuckles) Good one. (Fist bumps Jo)

(The next camper to arrive was Leshawna)

Leshawna: What's up y'all? Leshawna's in the house. Yo baby, how you going. (High fives Chris) Feel free to quit now save yourself the trouble cause I came to win. (Sees Ryan) Oh what's up my brother? Give me some sugar baby. (High fives Him)

Jo: (Mutters) Weirdo.

Leshawna: I heard that!

Jo: Whatever.

Leshawna: Girl, your mama needs to teach you some manners.

Jo: And you need to go on a diet.

Leshawna: What did you say to me? Oh, no you didn't. I'll show you what a girl with this booty can do. (Ryan and Jasmine hold her back from attacking Jo)

(The next camper to arrive was Brick)

Brick: (Saluting Chris) Brick reporting for duty sir!

Chris: Good to have you here solider. Now go stand with the other campers.

Brick: (Saluting Chris) Sir, yes sir!

MacArther: (Saluting Brick) Pleasure to meet you solider, Names MacArther, cadet in training.

Brick: (Saluting MacArther) Pleasure to meet you to fellow cadet.

Duncan: (Sniggers) What a pair of knuckle heads.

Jo: (Chuckles) Good one. (Fist bumps Duncan as Brick and MacArther glare at them)

(The next camper to arrive was Bridgette)

Bridgette: What's up?

Chris: Alright, our surfer chick Bridgette is here.

Duncan: Nice board, this ain't Malibu honey.

Bridgette: I thought we were going to be on a beach.

Chris: We are.

Bridgette: Great.

Kitty: Hi I'm Kitty.

Bridgette: What's up? (Nearly hitting Duncan, Sam and Brick with her board)

Sam: Hey, watch the board.

Jasmine: And I'm Jasmine.

Bridgette: Hey. (Nearly hitting Duncan, Sam and Brick with her board again)

(The next camper to arrive was Ezekiel)

Chris: Ezekiel, what's up man?

Ezekiel: I think I see a bird.

MacArther: What a weird kid.

Duncan: You're one to talk. (MacArther glares at him)

Chris: Okay look dude, I know you didn't get out much being homeschooled. Your whole life raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much try not to get kicked off to early okay.

Ezekiel: Yes sir. (Slips on the dock falls into the water)

Bridgette: (Gasps) Are you okay? (Drops her surfboard and helps Ezekiel out of the water)

Ezekiel: (Looks at Bridgette and blush's) Yeah. Thanks for helping me.

Bridgette: (Looks at Ezekiel and smiles) Anytime.

(The next camper to arrive was Carrie)

Chris: Welcome to camp Carrie.

Carrie: Thanks Chris.

Ryan: Hey, I'm Ryan.

Carrie: (Looks at Ryan and blush's) Hi, I'm Carrie.

(The next camper to arrive was Cody)

Chris: Cody, the Coaster, the Codemeister. (High fives Cody)

Cody: Dude, great to be here man. Hello ladies. (Winks at Carrie, Bridgette and Kitty who don't look interested)

(The next camper to arrive was Scarlett)

Chris: Hello Scarlett.

Scarlett: Yeah, hello.

(The next camper to arrive was Dave)

Chris: Hello Dave.

Dave: You got my memo about my life threatening allergies?

Chris: Sure someone did.

Dave: Good, it this where we're staying?

Duncan: No, it's your mother's house. And we're throwing a party.

Dave: (Sarcasm) Cute, nice piercings original, do them yourself?

Duncan: (Grabs his lip) Yeah, you want one?

Dave: No thanks. Can I have my lip back please? (Duncan let's go of his lip) Thanks.

(The next camper to arrive was Dawn)

Chris: Hello Dawn.

Dawn: Hi Chris, hi everyone, I hope to make lot's of friends here.

Chris: Good for you.

(The next camper to arrive was Jacques)

Chris: Welcome to camp Jacques.

Jacques: This place looks disgusting, I am not staying here.

Chris: Cool, I hope you can swim tho. Cause your ride just left.

Jacques: Ugh, this game better be worth it.

(The next camper to arrive was Ella)

Ella: (Singing) Hello my new friends and hello the famous Chris McLean. I very happy to meet you all.

Chris: You really like singing, don't you?

Ella: (Singing) Singing is my life!

Chris: Yeah, good for you.

(The next camper to arrive was Max)

Max: Prepare to meet your doom you unworthy competitors, for I shall defend you all with the power of evil. (Laughs evilly)

Chris: Yeah, good luck with that short stuff.

(The next camper to arrive was Dakota)

Chris: Hello Dakota.

Dakota: I thought we were staying at a five star resort.

Chris: Well I am, but you're staying with the others.

Dakota: (Sighs in annoyance) Great.

(The next camper to arrive was Taylor)

Chris: Welcome to camp Taylor.

Taylor: Camp? Ugh, daddy told me I was going to a five star hotel.

Chris: Well you're not, you're staying on a island.

Taylor: Ugh, perfect.

(The last camper to arrive was Alejandro)

Chris: This is Alejandro. Welcome to total drama island.

Alejandro: Thanks amigo, this is great.

Chris: Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks.

Alejandro: I can deal with that. (Winks at all the girls who start giggling at him)

Chris: Alright enough giggling over the Spanish dude. Time to go over to the campfire pit to split you into two teams.

(At the campfire pit)

Chris: Okay, if I call your name out, go stand over there. Alejandro, Cody, Leshawna, Cameron, Dakota, Sam, Jasmine, Scarlett, Max, Carrie, Jacques and Taylor. From this moment on you will be officially known as... the Screaming Gophers! The rest of you over here. Duncan, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Jo, Brick, Dawn, Dave, Ella, Topher, Kitty, Ryan and MacArther. You guys will be officially known as... the Killer Bass! Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition. You will also be able to share your secrets in a confessional toilet to let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest. Gophers are in the east cabin and Bass are in the west.

(In the girls side of the gophers cabin)

Taylor: Bunk beds? Isn't this a little, summer camp?

Leshawna: That's the idea daddy's girl.

Taylor: Shut up ghetto girl.

(In the boys side of gophers cabin)

Max: I'm the most evil person here, so I get the top bunk!

Jacques: Out of my way shrimpy! (Pushes Max out of the way and climbs on the top bunk)

Max: Evil shall have its revenge!

(In the girls side of the bass cabin)

Kitty: Hey Bridgette, wanna bunk with me?

Bridgette: Sure.

Ella: Can I bunk with you Dawn?

Dawn: Sure.

Ella: (Singing) Yay!

Jo: Great, so I'm stuck with the mall cop.

MacArther: Very funny, shouldn't you be in the guys side of the cabin?

Jo: Get your eyes checked mall cop.

(In the boys side of the bass cabin)

Ryan: Hey Duncan, wanna bunk with me bro?

Duncan: Sure dude, whatever.

Brick: Hey Ezekiel, you can bunk with me if you want.

Ezekiel: Cool, thanks bro.

Topher: Guess that leaves you and me.

Dave: Guess so.

Chris: (Loudspeaker) Alright campers, it's time for your first challenge.

Ezekiel: What do think he'll make us do?

Ryan: It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?

(All the contestants standing on top a cliff)

Ryan: Oh (Bleep)

(Be Continued)