Chris: Last time on total drama island. The contestants all took part in the awake-a-thon challenge. It then came down to Carrie and Duncan. But Carrie took victory for the screaming gophers when Duncan took a snooze in the bathroom. Scarlett also formed the first total drama alliance with Dakota and Alejandro. Then stole Jo's MP3 player which let to the killer bass getting blamed for it causing Jo to get voted out duel to her temper. Who will be the third camper out? Find out right now on Total Drama Mixed Island!
(Intro)
(In the mess hall a few gophers and a few bass were tired from the awake-a-thon challenge, then Dave comes in looking angry)
Dave: Right! Who drew a mustache and goatee on my face?! (A mustache and goatee were drawn on his face, then Duncan, Ryan and Topher started laughing) It was you three wasn't it?!
Duncan: It's you're own fault. Your snoring kept us awake all night.
Dave: I don't snore!
Ryan, Topher, Ezekiel and Brick: Yeah you do.
Dave: Whatever.
(Chris walks in)
Chris: Alright campers listen up, it's time for you to follow me to your next challenge.
(As everyone follows Chris. Duncan, Ryan and Topher were still chuckling at Dave's face which made Dave glare at them)
(At the dodgeball court)
Chris: Today's challenge is a classic game of dodgeball.
Duncan, Ryan, Topher, Brick, MacArther and Jasmine: Yes!
Chris: Now the rules are. (Gets interrupted by Dave)
Dave: Do not talk about dodgeball. (Making Ezekiel and Cody laugh)
Chris: (Glares At Dave) As I was saying if you get hit with the ball. (Throws it at Leshawna)
Leshawna: Ow!
Chris: You're out.
Leshawna: You can't do that. You can't do that. (Throws it at Chris who catches it)
Chris: If you catch the ball, the thrower gets send out catcher gets to bring another team member out on the court. If your holding a ball you can use it to deflect a ball, but if it knocks the ball out of your hands your out. You have 1 minute till game time.
(With The Screaming Gophers)
Jasmine: So who's going on the court first?
Max: Not me, sports and I have a complicated relationship.
Alejandro: Walking and you have a complicated relationship.
Max: How dare you talk to an evil genius that way?!
Alejandro: Oh shut up. I say me, Jasmine, Jacques, Cody, Leshawna and Carrie will play in the first round.
(With The Killer Bass)
Brick: Alright, who's playing first?
Ryan: I will.
MacArther: And me.
Duncan: And definitely me.
Brick: Very well, I say me, MacArther, Ryan, Duncan, Bridgette and Kitty will play the first round.
(On the court)
(First round is Alejandro, Jacques, Leshawna, Jasmine, Carrie and Cody vs Brick, Ryan, Duncan, Bridgette, Kitty and MacArther)
Chris: Both Teams ready? Best of 5 games wins. Now, let's dodge some balls.
(Chef blows his whistle)
Brick: Take this! throws his dodgeball at Cody who dodges it then it bounces of the wall hits Brick's face) Oww!
Duncan: (Laughs) Oh man, now that's just hilarious.
Ryan: (Laughs) Yeah, that's really bad dude. (He was so distracted with Brick's misfortune that he didn't see Jasmine threw his dodgeball at him which hit him in the face) Oww.
(Chef blows his whistle points at Brick and Ryan leting them know they're out)
MacArther: Everyone focus, or-(Due to her not paying attention to the game she gets hit in the face by Carrie's ball)
(Duncan then throws his ball and hits Jacques in the face, Kitty also throws her ball and hits Leshawna)
(Bridgette then throws her ball but Alejandro catches it eliminating her from the game, Alejandro then chooses to bring Cameron into the game, but soon as Cameron steps on the court, Duncan throws his ball and hits him)
Cameron: (Groans)
Duncan: Ha, to easy. (He then quickly catches Carrie's ball eliminating her from the game, then choses brings Topher into the game)
(Topher then throws his ball and hits Alejandro, Jasmine throws her ball and hits Duncan. Kitty and Topher then worked together to get out Jasmine making Cody the only one left for the gophers)
Jasmine: Come on Cody, you can do it.
(But Cody proves to be an expert dodgeball player by making the ball work like a boomerang and takes out Topher by surprise, then by rubbing the dodgeball on his shirt to generate static electricity, guiding the ball to hit Kitty who ran into the wall after running from static dodgeball)
(Chef blows his whistle gives this round to the Screaming Gophers)
(With the Killer Bass)
Kitty: Who's going in the next round?
Duncan: Obviously not Brick, since his dodgeball skills were utterly terrible, and hilarious.
Brick: Hey!
Kitty: Sorry Brick, but I speak for all of us when I say you should sit out this round.
Brick: (Sighs) Fine.
Kitty: Okay, I say me, Duncan, Ezekiel, Dave, MacArther and Ella will play this round.
(With the Screaming Gophers)
Jasmine: Okay team, I say me, Cody, Sam, Dakota, Leshawna and Max will play in this round.
Max: No thank you, dodgeball and I don't mix.
Jasmine: (Rolls her eyes) Fine.
Carrie: I'll play in the next round if Max won't.
Jasmine: Cool with me. Let's go guys.
(The second round is Jasmine, Cody, Sam, Dakota, Leshawna and Carrie vs Kitty, Duncan, Dave, Ella and MacArther)
(Chef blows his whistle)
(Duncan, Kitty and Ezekiel throw their balls and Cody, Carrie and Dakota are out straight away)
(Confessional) Leshawna: Seriously? The game only just started and lose three players on the first throw.
Sam: Great Gatsby that is it. GAME ON! (Grabs 2 dodgeballs throws at Dave and Ella hitting them both, then throws another two hits Duncan and MacArther, then another hitting Kitty) Yeeaaahh! (He yells as throws his last dodgeball at Ezekiel hitting him in the kiwis)
Ezekiel: Owwww! (Falls onto the court)
Leshawna: Ooohh he dropped it like it was hot.
(Chef blows his whistle gives this round to the screaming gophers)
(The Screaming Gophers cheer for Sam)
Sam: Hahaha I don't know what got it to me.
(Bridgette rushes onto the court to help Ezekiel)
Bridgette: Are you okay?
Ezekiel: Yeah, I think so.
(Bridgette helps Ezekiel back to the benches)
Jasmine: I'm glad someone is trying today. You know, if you're not gonna play you could at least show some support.
Max: Evil shows support to no one!
Jacques: (Sarcastically) Nice team spirit evil dork.
Max: (Glares at Jacques)
Dakota: (Looks at the killer bass) Hey! (Gets the Killer Bass attention) It's 2-0. How does it feel to suck so much?
Ezekiel: Not very good.
Kitty: It's not over yet. (Sees Dakota's evil grin) It's so over.
Duncan: No it's not sweetheart, cause we're gonna use a straight that pick up in juvie it's called Rush The New Guy. Now in this round it will me, Kitty, Ryan, Topher, Bridgette and Ezekiel.
Bridgette: I'm not sure Ezekiel should play in this round.
Ezekiel: No, no. I can play.
Bridgette: Are you sure?
Ezekiel: Of course.
(Third round is Duncan, Kitty, Ryan, Topher, Bridgette and Ezekiel vs Alejandro, Jacques, Jasmine, Scarlett, Leshawna and Sam)
(Chef blows his whistle)
(Jacques and Leshawna throw their dodgeballs at Duncan and Kitty who dodge them, then they along with Ryan and Topher throw all their dodgeballs at Jasmine knocking her out of game. They then do the same to Sam, Leshawna, Jacques, Scarlett and finally Alejandro)
(The Killer Bass cheer)
Kitty: I think we should do the same thing all over again agreed.
The rest of the Killer Bass: Agreed!
Dakota: Okay, not that Max here cares. But we are not losing another game to these guys got it? Now for this round will have Jacques, Alejandro, Sam, Scarlett, Cameron and Jasmine. Now beat those fishies.
(The fourth round is Duncan, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Ryan, Dawn and Topher vs Alejandro, Jacques, Sam, Scarlett, Cameron and Jasmine)
(Chef blows his whistle)
(The Killer Bass just did the same thing they did in the last round and took out all the gophers easily)
Dakota: This is so unacceptable!
Chris: Okay this is it, the final tie breaking game.
(With the killer bass)
Ryan: Okay, who's going in?
Brick: Well I'm playing in this round wether you guys like it or not.
Duncan: Fine, just don't mess up.
Chris: Gophers, Bass, whoever loses this round will be sending someone home. Now let's see what your made of.
(Chef blows his whistle for the final round it was Duncan, Kitty, Ryan, Brick, Topher and Ezekiel vs Alejandro, Dakota, Jacques, Jasmine, Scarlett and Leshawna)
(Dakota throws her dodgeball at Duncan who dodges Kitty then throws her ball at Jacques getting him out but then gets hit by Leshawna's ball. Dakota throws her ball but Ryan catches it and picks Bridgette to join the game. Brick then throws his ball but Jasmine catches it and picks Cameron to join the game. Duncan throws his ball and hits Scarlett. Cameron throws his ball and surprisingly hits Topher but then gets hit by Duncan's ball. Alejandro throws his ball and hits Ryan. Ezekiel throws his ball hits Leshawna. Duncan and Alejandro then throws their dodgeballs at each other but both of them get hit eliminating each other from the game, leaving Jasmine and Ezekiel the last ones standing)
Screaming Gophers: Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine!
Killer Bass: Ezekiel! Ezekiel! Ezekiel!
(Ezekiel throws his ball but misses, then Jasmine throws her ball, but to everyone's shock Ezekiel catch's the ball)
(Chef blows his whistle)
Chris: The Killer Bass win!
Killer Bass: Yeah Ezekiel!
(Killer Bass carry Ezekiel back to the cabin)
Chris: Well Screaming Gophers I'll see at your first elimination ceremony.
(The campfire ceremony)
Chris: Campers, you've all cast your votes made your decision. One is going home on the boat of losers. When you here me call out name, come pick up a marshmallow.
Jasmine
Scarlett
Carrie
Alejandro
Cody
Cameron
Dakota
Leshawna
Chris: The final marshmallow goes to... Jacques.
Max: What?! You unworthy peasants! Evil shall have its revenge for voting the only true evil master on this team. (Everyone throws their marshmallows at him) Oww.
Leshawna: You need to learn a little thing called respect turkey. (Everyone laughs at Max)
Max: You peasants will pay for this! (Chef picks him up and carry's him the dock of shame) Unhand me you oversized cook! (Chef throws him on the boat of losers)
Chris: So it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever. But I still get paid. (Chuckles) Bonus!