Chris: Last time on total drama island. The screaming gophers and killer bass went head to head in a dodgeball game. Brick proved he wasn't a great dodgeball player, and Ezekiel won for the killer bass. But in the end, it was Max the evil wannabe who did nothing to help his team became the third camper voted off. How will tonight's elimination turn out? l challenge for the killer bass. But in the end it was Noah the know-it-all who did nothing to help his team became the third camper voted off. What will happen this time. Find out right now on Total Drama Mixed Island!
(Intro)
(In the boys side of the killer bass cabin)
Dave: Ow, my face still hurts from that dodgeball challenge.
Duncan: You only played one round of that game dork. I've played all five.
Dave: You're point?
(Confessional) Duncan: That dork Dave is seriously pathetic.
(With Ryan was walking outside then accidentally bumps into Carrie)
Carrie: Ow!
Ryan: I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Carrie: Yeah, I'm okay.
Ryan: So how have you been? We haven't really talked since the awake-a-thon.
Carrie: Yeah, I'm good.
Ryan: Cool. We'll see you around.
Carrie: Yeah, see ya.
(Confessional) Ryan: Aw man, Carrie is so hot, I really want to ask her out.
(Confessional) Carrie: I really hope to spend more time with Ryan, cause he's just the cutest.
Chris: (loudspeaker) Alright campers it's time for your next challenge.
(The next scene goes to a stage)
Chris: This challenge is a summer camp favorite, a talent contest.
Ella: (Singing) Yay!
Chris: Each team has 8 hours to pick three most talented campers. These three will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle, anything goes along as it's legal. ((Glares and points at Duncan who snaps his fingers in disappointment) You'll be judged by Chef and myself, the team that loses will be sending someone home good luck.
(With The Killer Bass)
Kitty: Okay team, let's see everybody's talent.
Ella: (Singing) Oh please let me in the talent contest and sing a song, my talent of course, is singing.
Kitty: Alright, you're in.
Ella: (Singing) Yay!
Kitty: Anyone else?
MacArther: Me! I'm a great dancer.
Duncan: (Snickers) You, a dancer? With those hippo hips?
MacArther: Very funny. You just watch. (Starts dancing which horrifies her whole team)
Duncan: Somebody make hippo hips stop, my eyes are burning!
MacArther: Some people just don't know talent when they see it.
Duncan: I wouldn't call that talent hippo hips.
MacArther: And what talent do you have to share with us delinquent?
Duncan: None that's legal hippo hips.
MacArther: Call me that again and I'll shove that dog collar down your throat.
Duncan: I like to see you try mall cop.
MacArther: Ooh! You're gonna get it!
(They were about to fight but Ryan and Brick stop them)
Bridgette: Guys, stop. We're suppose to be a team.
(Duncan and MacArther then calmed down and glared angrily at each other)
(Confessional) MacArther: I hate delinquents!
(Confessional) Duncan: I hate cops!
(With the Screaming Gophers)
Leshawna: Okay, who's going first?
Sam: Me! (He drinks a big litre of soda burps) A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.W.X.Y.Z
Alejandro, Jacques, Cody and Cameron: Whoo, Yeah!
Cody: (High fives Sam) That was awesome dude.
Dakota: You are not doing that in this contest, that's disgusting.
Cody: Do you know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go?
Dakota: No, and I don't want to know! Next?
(Jacques then does a ribbon dance which impresses his team)
Dakota: Now that's something that should be shown in this contest.
Jacques: Why thank you.
(With the killer bass)
(Kitty was then break dancing which impressed her whole team)
Duncan: Whoa, that was some pretty impressive break dancing there sweetheart. (Winks at Kitty making her blush)
Kitty: Thanks Duncan.
Brick: Anyway, I say Kitty should be in the talent show. Those in favor. (All of the killer bass raise their hands)
(With the screaming gophers)
(Cody was doing some yo-yo tricks which impressed his teammates)
Sam: Wicked yo-yo tricks bro.
Cody: Thanks man.
Dakota: That was not bad, you're in the talent contest.
Cody: Nice.
(With the killer bass)
Kitty: Is there anyone else who's got any talent to share with us?
Bridgette: Me! I can stand on my hands for twenty minutes. (Stands on her hands for twenty minutes)
MacArther: (Chuckles) Yeah, that would be great talent, if you were a monkey.
Ezekiel: Well I think it's a great talent and that Bridgette should be in the talent contest.
Bridgette: Thanks Ezekiel.
Duncan: Well we haven't got anyone else to show they're talent, so I guess it's Kitty, Ella and Bridgette. Any objections? (Everyone shakes their heads) Good.
(With the screaming gophers)
Dakota: Okay, we need one more person to be in the contest.
Alejandro: How about me? (Takes off his shirt and shows his muscles making all the girls stare at him dreamily)
Dakota: Okay so I think it should be Cody, Jacques and Alejandro. Any objections? (All the girls shake their head) Good.
Sam: Is showing of your muscles even a talent?
All the Girls: Who cares (still staring at Alejandro)
Sam: (Still Confused) Okay.
(Confessional) Sam: I don't trust Alejandro one bit. He's to much of a distraction to all the girls.
(At the stage)
Chris: Welcome to the very first camp wawanakwa talent contest where six campers will show their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves first up for the screaming gophers is... Alejandro.
(Alejandro does his flash dance and ends torrent of water splashing over him)
Chef: Love it, very good looking 10 out of 10
Chris: Okay I don't know what that was, but dang you've got some moves dude, 8 out of 10 which gives you 18 out of 20. Next up for the killer bass is Bridgette.
(Bridgette walks on her hands for twenty minutes)
Chef: That'd be cute if you were a monkey, but you're not the only one who can stand on their hands for twenty minutes. 6 out of 10.
Chris: Like Chef said, that'd be cute if you were a monkey. Plus it's kinda boring, 6 out of 10, which gives you 12 out of 20. Next up for the screaming gophers is Jacques.
(Jacques does his ribbon dance but his legs somehow got tangled in ribbon falls on the floor)
Chef: That was terrible 0 out of 10.
Chris: Dainty yet masculine. 2 out of 10 which leaves you with only two dude. Next up for the killer bass is Kitty.
(Kitty does her break dancing which leaves nearly everyone speechless)
Chef: Not bad, 8 out of 10.
Chris: That was some wicked break dancing, 9 out of 10, which leaves you with 17 out of 20. Last up for the screaming gophers is Cody.
(Cody does his yo-yo tricks which impresses Chris and Chef)
Chef: Nice, 10 out of 10.
Chris: Wicked yo-yo tricks dude. 10 out of 10 from me too, which leaves you with 20 out of 20. Killer Bass, you better hope you're last performer is impressive or your toast. So last up for the killer bass is Ella.
(Ella begins singing but her singing was so loud that the bulbs in the stage lights exploded and the sparks from the explosion went onto the stage curtain causing it to catch fire)
(All contestants gasp in fear)
Chris: Chef, the fire extinguisher, quick! (Chef grabs the fire extinguisher and puts out the fire) Phew! Right, after nearly losing the stage and for letting the curtain go up in flames! Ella, I'm disqualifying you from the game!
Ella: What?! But I didn't mean for the curtain to catch fire.
Chris: Don't care, it's time for you to take the boat of losers.
Ella: I'm so sorry. Good luck killer bass.
(The scene cuts to Ella walking the dock of shame with her teammates watching and some of them waving goodbye as she takes the boat of losers)
(Confessional) Bridgette: That was a little harsh of Chris to disqualify Ella like that, she didn't mean for the curtain to catch fire.
Chris: Alright, so there wasn't a dramatic campfire ceremony. But I still get paid. (Chuckles) Bonus!