Chris: Last time on total drama island. The campers were forced to conquer their deepest darkest fears. Not all of them succeed but others surprised the group and faced their fears head on. In the end, Cameron failed to face his fear and walked the dock of shame. Will Ryan and Carrie's relationship be exposed? Can my teeth get any whiter? (Shows his teeth) Find out in this new episode of Total Drama Mixed Island!
(Intro)
Chris: Bass, Gophers, Today's challenge is a true summer camp experience a canoe trip you'll be paddling your across the lake to Boney Island. When you get there you must carry your canoe to the other side of the island which is a two hour hike though treacherous dense jungle. When you arrive at the other end of the island you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me the first team to paddle home and return their canoes to the beach is the winner, and before you go there's something I should mention, legend has it, if you take anything of the island you'll be cursed forever. Now get your canoes and have some fun.
Ryan: Hey Duncan and Topher, let's partner up as a three.
Duncan: Sure man.
Topher: Cool with me.
Ryan: Excellent. (Puts his arms around Duncan and Topher as they walk to their canoe)
Kitty: Hey Dawn, wanna be my partner?
Dawn: Of course.
MacArther: Hey scrawny boy, you're partnering up with me.
Dave: Fine, whatever.
(Ezekiel and Bridgette look at each other)
Ezekiel: Wanna be partners?
Bridgette: (Blush's) Sure.
Ezekiel: Awesome.
(With the screaming gophers)
Jasmine: Hey Carrie, be my partner?
Carrie: Sure.
Scarlett: Hey Dakota and Alejandro, it's best that we pair up as a three.
Alejandro and Dakota: Good call.
(Confessional) Scarlett: It's about time the three of us start working as an alliance and target the other campers. Question is, who should be our first target?
Jacques: Leshawna, you're partnering up with me, and don't slow us down.
Leshawna: Whatever makes you sleep at night queen bee. (This makes Jacques glare at her angrily)
Cody: Guess that leaves you and me pal.
Sam: Awesome dude.
(All the canoes were in the water as Chris gets ready to fire his gun)
Chris: On your marks , Get set. Paddle! (Fires the gun and everyone starts paddling their canoes)
(Half way crosses the lake)
Scarlett: So, who should we target first if we head for elimination?
Alejandro: I say Sam. He really gets on my nerves.
Dakota: I say Cody. He's totally weak.
Scarlett: Well I say Jasmine, her skills are a major threat in this competition.
(Confessional) Dakota: Some alliance this is. We can't even decide who to target first.
(With Duncan, Ryan and Topher)
Ryan: Hey can you two keep a secret?
Topher: Sure man.
Duncan: What is it.
Ryan: Me and Carrie are in a relationship.
Topher: Whoa.
Duncan: Nice dude.
Ryan: Yeah, only we're keeping it a low profile so until merge so please don't say anything to anyone.
Topher: Of course man.
Duncan: Secret's safe with us.
(Confessional) Ryan: Duncan and Topher are my closest friends on my team, so I trust them completely.
(Confessional) Topher: It's pretty cool that Ryan trust me and Duncan with his secret.
(Confessional) Duncan: I could target Ryan for dating someone on the other team, but he along with Topher and Kitty are my only allies on my team. So I'm gonna keep his secret safe.
Duncan: Hey since the three of us are pretty close, we should form an alliance to get to the final three together.
Ryan: I'm totally up for that.
Topher: Me too.
(With Bridgette and Ezekiel)
Ezekiel: So, how long have you been surfing?
Bridgette: For my whole life really, my grandpa taught me when I was little. How come you were homeschooled?
Ezekiel: I grew up on a farm my whole life and I guess my family just couldn't afford to send me to an actual school.
Bridgette: Oh, I see.
Ezekiel: Is there a problem with being homeschooled?
Bridgette: No of course not.
Ezekiel: Yeah, cause I people I've met in the past have always treated me different just for being homeschooled.
Bridgette: Well you are different, but in a good way. Well, to me anyway.
Ezekiel: Thanks.
Bridgette: Sure.
Ezekiel: (Notices the fog) Hey was that there earlier?
Bridgette: I don't think so.
(All the campers arrive at boney island)
Duncan: Whoa, that is one pretty cool giant skull.
Bridgette: Let's just get this over with.
(The two teams holding their canoes over their heads and race threw the forest to the other side of the island but the screaming gophers are in trouble when a large tree falls in front of them and Cody notices something in the bushes)
Cody: I think I saw something.
(Woolly Beavers show up)
Cody: Monster Beavers!
(All the screaming gophers scream and run away)
(Confessional) Chris: A remnant of Pleistocene era the woolly beaver is a day active rodent indigenous to boney island. Oh yeah and they're meat eaters.
(The screaming gophers kept screaming and running from the woolly beavers till they reach a swamp- like area)
Sam: Dead end.
(The Screaming Gophers stop and the woolly beavers leave)
Alejandro: Hey, they're leaving.
Sam: Did anybody pack a change of underwear?
(All the screaming gophers laugh)
Sam: No seriously haha (Farts)
All the gophers: Ew Owen
(A lot of giant birds get woken up by Owen's fart)
Sam: Oh man I'm definitely gonna need new underwear.
(All the screaming gophers get chased by the birds)
Dakota: Someone do something.
Sam: Oh yeah. (Pulls out a loaf of bread from his pants)
Jasmine: Where did that come from?
Sam: I stole from Chef's kitchen so I could eat some real food.
Alejandro: Just throw it all ready.
(Sam throws the loaf of bread to the birds who stop to eat it and the killer bass race ahead of them)
Jasmine: Come on guys, the race isn't over yet.
(The killer bass continued running until they see two paths)
Ryan: Which way should we go?
MacArther: Left, definitely left.
Ezekiel: I don't know, I think we should take the one on the right.
Duncan: I agree with homeschool, we'll go right.
MacArther: Hey! You're only agreeing with homeschool because you don't want to listen to me.
Duncan: And this surprises you because?
MacArther: (Growls at Duncan)
(The killer bass take the path on the right but not far behind were the screaming gophers)
Cody: I can see the other team.
Jasmine: They're taking the path on the right.
Sam: Then let's go left.
(The Screaming Gophers continued walking until Cody started shrinking)
Cody: Uh guys, don't want to panic here, but I shrinking.
Jasmine: That's cause you're standing in quick sand.
Sam: Hang on buddy, I'm coming!
Cody: No, don't!
(But it was to late, Sam had already got stuck in the quick sand and starting sinking)
Sam: Okay, I did not see that coming.
Cody: Help! Somebody help us!
(Jasmine then reached into the quick sand and pulled Sam and Cody out of the quick sand)
Cody: Wow, thanks Jasmine. How didn't you get stuck?
Jasmine: Being very tall has it's advantages.
Leshawna: This is very touching, guys. But we still got a challenge to win.
(Meanwhile the killer bass were doing okay until Ezekiel trips on a rock and twists his ankle)
Ezekiel: Ow my ankle! Argh!
Bridgette: Ezekiel! Are you okay?
Ezekiel: I think I've twisted my ankle, but I'll try to walk off.
Bridgette: No you won't. Once we get to the beach I'm looking at that ankle.
(Confessional) Ezekiel: Wow, Bridgette is caring as well as beautiful.
(Confessional) Bridgette: There's no way I was gonna let poor Ezekiel walk that ankle. His health matters more than the challenge.
(Ezekiel was on top of the canoe being carried by Duncan and Bridgette, as the killer bass arrived at the beach the screaming gophers were already there)
(As the gophers were getting more fire wood Scarlett notices that the bass already have a fire)
Scarlett: How did they do that so quickly?
(Duncan shows them his lighter and Chris was watching everyone from his helicopter)
Chris: No rule against carrying lighters. Edge, killer bass.
(With the screaming gophers)
Scarlett: I don't think this is gonna be big enough.
Jacques: You heard the woman, we need more wood guys, come on, let's go.
(Cody then panics and grabs all the oars and throws them in the fire which horrifies and angers his team)
Dakota: How are we suppose to get home now?!
Cody: (Gulps)
(With the killer bass)
Duncan: This ought to do the trick it's a handmade fire starter I made from some tree sap and sand. Stand back everyone this is gonna be big.
(Everyone stands back as Duncan throws his ball of tree sap into the fire pit which triggers off a massive explosion)
Chris: We have are fire building winner, point for the bass.
Bridgette: Where did you learn to do that?
Duncan: A buddy of mine from juvie showed me how too.
(With the screaming gophers)
Dakota: What we gonna do without paddles?
Alejandro: Maybe someone strong enough can push the canoes back.
Leshawna: Great idea, but who?
Jasmine: I'll do it. I'm the only one who can.
Screaming Gophers: Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine! Jasmine!
(Jasmine swims pass the killer bass while pushing the canoes but wasn't looking where she was going)
Sam: Look out! Rocks!!!
(But it was to late, Jasmine had already crashed into the rocks allowing the killer bass to paddle pass them and reach the island first)
Chris: The bass are the winners!
Killer Bass: (Cheer)
(At the campfire ceremony)
Chris: And when you here me call out your name, come and get a marshmallow.
Alejandro
Scarlett
Dakota
Sam
Jacques
Leshawna
Carrie
Chris: The final marshmallow goes to... Jasmine. Cody, the dock of shame awaits bro.
Cody: Aw man, bye guys.
Leshawna: See ya buddy.
Sam: Take care dude.
(Cody walks the dock of shame and takes the boat of losers)
(At the beach with Sam and Jasmine)
Sam: Hey, I just wanted to thank you again for saving me from sinking into that quicksand.
Jasmine: Oh sure, no problem. Anything for a fellow teammate.
Sam: Cool.
(The camera then turns to Bridgette and Ezekiel sitting on dock, enjoying looking at the stars together)
