Chris: Last time on total drama island. Both teams set out on a canoe trip to boney island. Ryan told his pals Duncan and Topher that he's dating Carrie, and the three of them decided to form an alliance. Bridgette and Ezekiel continued to grew close, especially after Ezekiel hurt his ankle. Meanwhile, Scarlett, Dakota and Alejandro were having trouble deciding who should be their first target. And for stupidity throwing his teams paddles into the fire, Cody was sent to the boat of losers. Will the alliance of Scarlett, Dakota and Alejandro agree on anything? Who will the alliance of Duncan, Ryan and Topher target first? Find out right now on Total Drama Mixed Island!

(Intro)

Chris: Today's challengeis about survival, we're going hunting.

Duncan: Nice.

Sam: Is that a paintball gun?

Chris: Why yes Sam, it is. (Shoots Sam)

Bridgette: So we won't be killing anything?

Chris: Nope, this is the first ever paintball deer hunt. And now for the team breakdowns. The killer bass hunters are, Duncan, Ryan and Topher locked and loaded with bass blue paint. And using orange paint are the gopher hunters, Alejandro, Dakota and Scarlett. You also get these styling glasses and wicked camo caps. The rest of you are now deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little white tails.

MacArther: I am not wearing that.

Jacques: There's no way I'm a deer.

Chris: Take these off and your team is toast. The team who shoots all the deer wins. (Dresses Jacques and MacArther up as a deer)

Duncan: (Chuckles)

MacArther: What are you laughing at punk?!

Duncan: Oh nothing, Bambi. (Pulls MacArther's tail)

MacArther: Watch the tail greenie!

(With the screaming gophers as deer)

Leshawna: At least we get a head start.

Jasmine: I don't know about all of you, but I'm out of here. (Jumps into the trees and swings away on a vine)

(With the killer bass as deer)

Dave: This maybe the most lamest thing I've ever done in my life.

Bridgette: Oh come on, it could be fun.

Ezekiel: I agree with Bridgette, being a deer's not so bad.

(Dave MacArthur and Kitty glare at them annoyed)

Bridgette: Okay, catch you later.

Ezekiel: I'll come with you.

(Bridgette and Ezekiel run off into the woods)

(Confessional) Bridgette: I'm pretty glad to be a deer, I hate to be the hunter. I can't stand people who enjoy killing animals.

(Confessional) Ezekiel: I'm very stoked to be alone in the woods with Bridgette, I really hope it bring us closer to being more than friends.

Chris: (Loudspeaker) Start your paintballs, now!

Duncan: Time to bag us some deer boys.

Ryan and Topher: Oh yeah.

(Duncan, Ryan and Topher head into the woods)

Dakota: Guys, should be doing this? I mean hurting animals is wrong.

Scarlett: We're not hunting animals, we're hunting other campers.

Dakota: Oh.

(Confessional) Scarlett: How can anyone be that gullible?

Alejandro: Come on ladies, we've got some deer to hunt.

Dakota: But Scarlett just said we were hunting the other campers.

Scarlett: The other campers are dressed as deer.

Dakota: Oh.

(Alejandro, Dakota and Scarlett head into the woods)

(With Duncan, Ryan and Topher)

Topher: Anyone spot any prey yet?

Ryan: Not yet.

Duncan: Hold up, got one deer in sight. (Points at Sam who was drinking from the lake) You two try to sneak round him, I wanna give this guy a little chase to make more interesting.

(Ryan and Topher sneak off while Duncan charges at Sam)

Duncan: Hey couch potato!

(Sam looks behind him to see Duncan charging at him and firing paintballs, causing him to scream and run. Duncan continued chasing him through the woods only to lure him into his trap and get shot by Ryan and Topher)

Sam: Dang it!

Duncan, Ryan and Topher: Woohoo!

(With the Bridgette and Ezekiel who were still walking through the woods when Ezekiel heard a noise)

Ezekiel: Wait, do you hear something?

Bridgette: Not really, why?

Ezekiel: Look. (Points to something moving the bushes)

Bridgette: It's probably just a raccoon or something.

(Dakota, Scarlett and Alejandro appear out of the bushes)

Dakota: Nope, it's your worst nightmare. Fire!!

Bridgette: Run!

(Dakota, Scarlett and Alejandro fire paintballs at Bridgette and Ezekiel who an off before they could get hit)

Dakota: After them!

(The gopher hunters chase after them while firing paintballs)

Bridgette: Oh no, there's a small river ahead.

Ezekiel: Not worry, we can jump over it. (Jumps over river only just making to the other side, but Bridgette stop with worry)

Bridgette: It's to far.

Ezekiel: You can do. Just jump, quick before they catch you.

(Bridgette looks back and sees the gopher hunters coming towards her from a far distances, so she leaps but trips and land on Ezekiel, accidentally kissing him. Both of them were shocked when they realized that they're lips were pressed together in the collision and Bridgette quickly pulls away)

Bridgette: (Gasp in shock and blushes) Uh, thank you for catching me.

Ezekiel: Mmmm, thank you for kissing me.

Bridgette: That was an accident.

Ezekiel: Well I have to say- (Before he could finish he repeatedly hit with paintballs) Ow!

Bridgette: Are you okay? (Then also gets repeatedly gets hit with paintballs) Argh!

Alejandro: Yes! Two down, four to go. (Runs off with Dakota and Scarlett)

(With MacArther, Dave, Dawn and Kitty)

MacArther: Listen guys, we need to team up and vote off Duncan first chance we get.

Dave: Fine with me, I really don't like being around that guy.

Kitty: Come on guys, he's not that bad.

Dawn: Duncan is a cruel and dangerous threat, none of us are safe as long as he's still here.

MacArther: Exactly, all in favor of teaming up to get rid of Duncan say ay.

Dave and Dawn: Ay!

Kitty: I'll have to think about it.

MacArther: Fine, but you better make the right decision.

(Confessional) Kitty: To tell the truth, I don't trust MacArther at all. She's so controlling and annoying.

(Confessional) MacArther: I don't really like that Kitty girl, but I need nearly whole teams votes to get rid of Duncan.

(Then suddenly a bear came out of nowhere)

Dave: Guys look, bear!!!

(The bear then attacks Dave causing the girls to scream in fright)

MacArther: Run!!! (Runs away)

Kitty: Where are you going? We can't leave Dave to get ripped to pieces!

(Duncan, Ryan and Topher arrive)

Duncan: Hey girls, what's up? (Kitty and Dawn point at the bear attacking Dave) Whoa! (Looks surprised) Alright dudes fire!

(Duncan, Ryan and Topher all fire paintballs at the bear, making it run away)

Ryan: Dave dude, are you okay?

(Dave just groaned in pain)

Topher: I'm thinking that's a no.

Dawn: We need to get him to the infirmary.

Ryan: Got it. (Picks up Dave carry's him while following the others, but before they headed off Alejandro and Dakota came out of nowhere and fired paintballs at them)

Dakota: Yes! Got them!

Alejandro: That was to easy.

(With MacArther who was still running but eventually stopped)

MacArther: Phew, I lost the bear.

(Scarlett jumps out of bushes)

Scarlett: But you didn't lose me. Ha! (Fires repeatedly paintballs at MacArther and hits her)

MacArther: No! (Echoing all over the island)

Chris: (Loudspeaker) Game over! The screaming gophers win! Which means I'll be seeing the killer bass at tonight's campfire ceremony!

(Confessional) Kitty: After running away and leaving Dave to mauled by that bear. There's no way I'm ever teaming up with MacArther.

(At the campfire ceremony)

(The killer bass were staring angrily at MacArther)

MacArther: What? I panicked and got scared by the bear. Okay?

Kitty: So did me and Dawn, but we never ran away.

Duncan: (Snickers) Oh I am so gonna enjoy seeing you get kick off mall cop.

Chris: Hate to destroy your hopes dude, but you guys won't be voting anyone off tonight. Dave is to injured to continue. So I have no choice but to automatically eliminate him from the competition.

Dawn: Bye Dave.

Topher: See ya buddy.

Ezekiel: Take care dude.

Duncan: (Whispers to MacArther) Looks like you got lucky. For now at least) (Chuckles making MacArther gulp in fright)

(Chef pushes Dave down the dock in a wheelchair and puts him on the boat of losers before it leaves)