Hey guys! How'd you like Chapter one? It may've sucked , but I'm working on it. Anyway, here we go on chapter two! I don't own anything except myself, and the waiters. Remember, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Jigglypuff, the Ice Climbers, Yoshi, Bowser, and Mewtwo are not on the bus. The underlined are not even in the story. Well, have fun with it! Comments are always appreciated.
Chapter Two - Wild at Café Aquae
The car/bus ride continued in absolute silence, until broken by Pikachu.
Pikachu: See? I told you he'd solve everything for us!
MH: Sound good to everyone?
all: No.
Pikachu: Yeah!
Zelda: We got dressed up! We should have something a little more...fancy?
MH: Hm, you're right.
Zelda: Like Chinese!
MH: No...
Ganondorf: Mexican?
Mario: There's nothing fancy about Mexican. How about Italian?
Peach: Salads are fancy.
Link: Well so is seafood.
MH: I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 50!
Ganondorf: ...So?
MH: So guess!
Mario: 43
Luigi: 1
Peach: 23
DK: 35
Ganondorf: 10
Falco: 9
Ness: 39
Kirby: 20
Samus: (feedle position)
Zelda: 15
Link: 49
Pichu: pichu pi pi
Pikachu: 7
Roy: 25
MH: The number was 39...NESS WINS!
Ness: Yes!
Zelda: I'm not eating KFC in these gloves, I just bleached them.
Samus: Same here, I dressed up for once and that's what I have to eat?
Peach: But you wanted hamburgers just a while ago.
Samus: Don't remind me.
Roy: Ness is psychic, he probably cheated.
Ness: uh, heheheheh.
Ganondorf: See? He admits it!
Ness: No I don't.
MH: Right, another number! Sorry Ness. This time between...
Zelda: Ok, how about we just take the fancy foods and everyone else is out?
Kirby: Yeah!
Ganondorf: Fine...
Zelda: Ok, so me, Link, Peach, Pikachu, Mario/Luigi, Fox, and...that's it, are all still in.
MH: Ok, number 1 through 20. Go for it!
Pikachu: Steak's fancy? I mean, 5.
Mario: 4
Link: 17
Zelda: 18
Fox: Uh...10, no 9!
Peach: 13
MH: Ok, it was 16, so we're having seafood!
Link: Yes! Awesome!
MH: Only problem is that you guys were arguing that whole time and I was driving that whole time, so we're in the middle of a desert now. Take a nap and you'll wake up in town.
Link: ...ok!
all: (sleep)
Back at the mansion
C. Falcon: Ah, I feel better now. Where is everyone?
Yoshi: mph mmmpsh!
C. Falcon: Aww man they left me!
Yoshi: MMPH!
C. Falcon: I know...
Yoshi: (tear)
C. Falcon: (going up to Samus's room) bwahahaha...
In town
MH: We're in town!
all: (sleeping)
In seafood resteraunt
MH: We're here!
all: (sleeping)
MH: I SAID NAP! NOT HIBERNATION!
Ganondorf: Uh, wha-? Hold shit this place is fancy!
Pikachu: Did you drag all of us in here?
Samus: I hope not!
MH: I warped you, don't worry.
Waiter #1: How many?
MH: Um, hold on. 1, 2, 3, 4...
Ness: ...17.
MH: Uh, right! 17!
Waiter #1: Smoking or non?
Ganondorf, Roy, Fox, Falco, Mario, DK, Ness, Samus, and Mr. Game: Smoking. (beep beep)
Luigi, Marth, Zelda, Peach, Link, Pikachu, Pichu, Kirby, and MH: Non. (pi)
Waiter #1: ...Non it is!
Ganondorf, Roy, Fox, Falco, Mario, DK, Ness, Samus, and Mr. Game: (groan)
Luigi, Marth, Zelda, Peach, Link, Pikachu, Pichu, Kirby, and MH: nya nyah!
Waiter #1: Here is your seat. s.
Waitress #1: And here are your menus. Enjoy.
Ganondorf: The Café Aquae? Hahahahaha!
Zelda: What's so funny?
MH: Behave yourselves!
Ness and Kirby: (having a spoon fight)
Pikachu and Pichu: (having a fork fight)
Fox and Falco: (having a butter knife fight)
MH: BEHAVE!
Ness: You're not Austin Powers, give it up.
MH: (slaps Ness across the room)
Waitress #1: What can I get you all to drink?
Ganondorf: Yeah, I'll have a-
MH: We're all having Coke.
Waitress #1: Ok...17 cokes...I'll be right back with those.
Ganondorf: What the hell man? I wanted a beer!
Zelda: I wanted water.
Peach: I wanted Diet!
Kirby: I wanted a Shirley Temple!
MH: And that would've taken forever, let's keep it simple.
Ness: (crawling back into seat) I'm allergic to Coke.
Link: Then how come your all hyper and getting high off it all the time?
Ness: That's not getting high, it's called breaking out.
Link: Well, don't drink any then!
Ness: Maybe I won't, gosh!
MH: You're not Napoleon Dynamite, give it up.
Ness: ...I'm onto you...
Waitress #1 & #2: Here you are. (passing out the cokes)
Waitress #2: Now, can I take your order?
Pikachu: Dude! I didn't even get to look at my menu!
Waitress #2: ...Ok, I'll come back later.
MH: Decide fast, and order fast. I'm going to the bathroom, so someone order for me. I want the #57.
Peach: You can go to the bathroom?
MH: Shut up and order.
Luigi: ...I want-
Samus: Order to the waitress, not us! I'm going to the bar.
Ganondorf: Me too.
Roy: Me too.
Mario: Me too.
Fox: Me too.
Falco: Me t-
Zelda: Why don't you all just go?
Ganondorf, Roy, Mario, Fox, Falco, Ness, and Samus: (leaving for bar)
Link: ...Well, this is not very fun...
Marth: ...Let's play telephone.
Pikachu: Great idea!
Marth: Nevermind.
Pikachu: Awwwwww.
MH: Where'd everyone go?
all: Bar.
Waitress #2: I'll take your orders now.
MH: We're all having the #57.
Link: What!
Waitress #2: Ok.
Marth: What the hell? I wanted something else!
Zelda: Me too!
Peach: Everyone, just eat what you get.
all: (murmuring irritably)
Link: (looking over at bar, to see a wasted Ganondorf and an almost drunk Samus about to...do something dangerous.)
Luigi: I'm gonna go over to the bar...
Link: Yeah...me too...
Zelda: Ok, be careful.
Luigi & Link: (running over to bar)
Marth: Hey look, our food.
Waitresses #1, 2, 3, 4, and 5: serving food, which turned out to be fried oysters and octopus tentacles, and fish eyes
Zelda: Uh, wow...that looks great.
Peach: (about to hurl)
Marth: (poking tentacles with fork)
MH: (eating happily)
Pikachu: (tasting)
Pichu: (sniffing...crying)
Pikachu: (about to hurl)
Peach: (running to bathroom)
Kirby: Um, I'm gonna run to the bar for a few seconds. (dashing to bar)
MH: to Zelda, Marth, Pikachu, and Pichu Well, eat up! It's great!
all: (dashing to bathroom)
MH: (shurggs)
meanwhile, at the bar...
At totally wasted Samus: Wow, this place is great...this is the only place i KNOw that has FREE REFILLS on alcohioc drinksl.
Ganondorf, also wasted: Yeah, i know, that's pretty rare aroujnd here...
Link: ...Whoa, this is a dangerous place to be.
Fox: Yeah, you might wanna back up...
Mario: I'm going back to the table.
Kirby: (panting) Do NOT go to the table!
Mario: (looking over to see an empty table except for MH) Ok, I trust you.
Marth, Zelda, Peach, and Pikachu: (running over to bar, rather pale in the faces)
Pikachu: We lost him! Man down!
Zelda: She's a girl!
Falco: Who? Who did we lose!
Pikachu: (sniff sniff) PICHU!
What happened to Pichu? What will become of Samus and Ganondorf? What's C. Falcon doing in Samus's room? Where's Popo! Are Zelda, Marth, Peach, and Pikachu gonna live after looking at the spawn of evil itself? Find out next time, in
chapter 3