So how'd you like that chapter? It was about half as long as the first one, but it had some content going. Well, here's chapter three. I'm sorry if you like octopus tentacles or fish eyes, but I don't think they sound very appetizing. I don't own anyone, as usual. Sure wish I did though. Well, here it is. Behold, chapter three.
Chapter Three - The Turnaround
Falco: Pichu?
Pikachu: Yeah, she fainted in the bathroom!
Roy: How would you know?
Zelda: That's not the point! Pichu knows when something is wrong!
Marth: That food, it's-
Peach: (sobbing) Poisoned!
Mario: Are you sure? Master Hand's eating it like crazy...
Fox: He's gonna die!
Falco: Yessssssssss!
Samus: ...we...we gorta get outta herrrrrrrrre...or something
Ganondorf: yeah...yeah, what she said...
Peach: Ok, we ditch Master Hand, get Pichu, and make a break for it.
Zelda: Sounds like a plan, let's go!
Pikachu: I'll get Pichu!
Roy: You can't go in the girl's bathroom!
Pikachu: Ok, Samus!
Samus: garrr...what?
Pikachu: Zelda?
Zelda: (already out the door, starting the van)
Pikachu: Marth?
Marth: ...It's getting old now, Pikachu.
Pikachu: Peach!
Peach: Fine, alright alright...
Pikachu, Roy, Marth, Link, Mario, and Fox: (heading for the door, avoiding MH, who's still pigging out)
Luigi: (dragging Ganondorf)
Falco: (dragging Samus)
DK, Ness, Kirby, and Mr. Game: (helping drag, going for the door)
Zelda: Ok, let's go! (putting the pedal to the metal)
They drove off quite a distance from the resteraunt before they ran outta gas and had to pull into a dark, mysterious ally. Zelda sighed. "Do you guys think we're far enough?" She could hear sleepy murmuring from the back, but thought she heard a "yeah" somewhere in there. She sighed again and brushed her hair out of her eyes. "I guess everyone's asleep," she said to herself, and got outta the van. But as she did, she heard rustling in the garbage cans to her left...and then her right! Something fishy (blech) was going on...
And the C. Falcon jumped out of the trash cans! Zelda screamed bloody murder, not knowing it was a fellow comrade, and proceeded to slap him on the face and run away squealing. She ran alllll the way back to the van (that she was less than a foot away from) and shut the door, locking it. C. Falcon...had been...rejected. What's new. "Link! Link, wake up!" Zelda cried to the hylian...the lazy hylian. He stirred for an instant before turning away from the woman in need and snoring back to sleep. Zelda sighed audibly in frustration and looked back outside at the psycho maniac hiding in the alley.
"LINK GET UP!" she tried one more time. This time he sat up abruptly and turned to face Zelda. "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, WOMAN!" he exclaimed at the princess, who proceeded to slap him also. But it was too late and the whole van was awake, not that it mattered. They moved around and realized they couldn't go back to sleep if they tried.
"Do you think we should go back and get Master Hand?" one with a strong italian accent commented, only to be replied with "What Master Hand, he's dead, remember? The food was poisoned!" from someone who sounded like a blue bird pilot. "Why don't you all just shut up?" said someone who sounded like a betrayed prince from Altea. There was murmuring and Zelda looked at Link once more before unlocking the van door and checking outside. "There was someone out here a while ago..." she said to no one in particular and got outta the van. But as she did, she heard rustling in the garbage cans to her left...and then her right! Something fishy (blech again!) was going on...
And the C. Falcon jumped out of the trash cans! Zelda screamed bloody murder, not knowing it was a fellow comrade, and proceeded to slap him on the face and run away squealing. She ran alllll the way back to the van (that she was less than a foot away from) and shut the door, locking it. Then she remembered that the same thing had happened 5 minutes ago and got out of the van once more. "Who's there?" she called out, with Link right behind her. She looked around, her sapphire blue eyes darting furiously around the strange alleyway. Link drew his sword and Zelda her bow (hm, why did they bring those to the resteraunt...?) and continued to search for the enemy.
"Hey, do you guys have any mints?" Ganondorf asked, which caused the other 2 hylians to jump and spaz out before regaining their composure and saying "no". "Arrggh, why doesn't anyone here carry around any mints for Din's sake..." he retreated back into the crowded van, and Link and Zelda eventually gave up and climbed in also. "Where should we go!" Zelda was forced to shout over the commotion that seemed to appear (yet again out of nowhere) in the van. Samus, who'd gotten over her drunken stage, whistled loudly for attention and brought the noise level down. "Quiet you guys!" Zelda cleared her throat and repeated, "Where should we go...?"
Samus slapped her forehead. "Are you aware of what you have just done Zel...?"
Fox: Hmm, we should go to an electronic store.
Link: Who would be open in the middle of the night?
Falco: I don't know, but I'm kinda hungry and I didn't get any of those tentacles.
Peach: Are you kidding? We need to go home?
Pikachu: Are you sure? The mall's open late on weekends...
Peach: Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a side trip to the mall...
Marth: That's ridiculous.
Roy: Yeah, we should all go to the movies.
Marth: that's not what i meant...
Mario: The movies? No, we should go back and get Master Hand.
Ganondorf: Um..we should go to the mall, I'm with Peach.
Zelda: Uhhh...
Samus: Let's not start this again. Last time, I got jipped.
Luigi: I say-
Mr. Game: beep beep
Luigi: ...I thought Fox beat you to a 2-dimensional pulp?
Mr. Game: ...beep
Kirby: We should go to a video game store.
Ness: Yeah, or a sports store.
DK: We should go find a banana grove.
Zelda: ...no.
Roy: Hmmmmmmmmm...
Peach: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Ganondorf: Hmmmmmmmmm...
Mr. Game: beeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
Mario: Hmmmmmmmmm- we're not all gonna do this are we?
Marth: Roy started it.
Roy: (sweatdrop)
Zelda: Let's just go home.
Samus: I'm right behind ya.
They all made a long and treacherous (just kidding, it was peaceful and quiet) trip back home...and then they stayed there...without Master Hand. Here's what they all did as soon as they got home:
Mario: (got the first shower)
Luigi: (went to his room he shared with Mario and went to bed)
Peach: (went straight to the kitchen and started making their real meal)
DK: (laughed at Yoshi still tied to the chair)
Ganon: (thought about it, joined in the laughter)
Falco: (fell asleep on the couch)
Fox: (went to the tv and watched football or some other stupid show)
Ness: (sat at the dining table and waited for food)
Kirby: (joined Ness)
Samus: (went up to her room...)
Zelda: (went up to her room)
Link: (got the second shower)
Pichu: (sat down with Fox and watched tv)
Pikachu: (joined Ness and Kirby)
Mr. Game: (half-dead in the van)
Marth: (helping Peach with the food)
Roy: (joining DK and Ganondorf in the laughter at Yoshi)
Yoshi: (crying helplessly)
In the kitchen
Peach: Well, what should we eat?
Samus: (screams loudly, though not entirely in a girly, high-pitched way)
Ness: OMG!
Roy: (looking at Ness strangely)
Marth & Peach: (ditching the kitchenware to go find Samus, with Roy, Ness, and Kirby hot on their heels)
(upstairs)
Samus: CAPTAIN FALCON GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
C. Falcon: I'm innocent! Yoshi told me to do it! I swear!
Samus: Yoshi can't say anything! Now get lost!
(C. Falcon runs out of Samus's in panic with a very angry Samus about to kill him)
Peach: ...So, what should we eat?
Marth: I don't know.
Kirby: How about lasagna?
Ness: Sounds good.
Roy: I'm game.
Next scene
Everyone is at the dinner table except Master Hand and Yoshi who is in the living room, unconcious. They are all eating lasagna for dinner that Peach and Marth made.
Peach: How does it taste everyone?
everyone: Fine. (pi, beep)
Peach: ...alright...
(silence)
C. Falcon: Well, Mr. Game, it's good to see you've recovered well enough to join us this evening!
Mr. Game: beep beep...
(silence)
Samus: Pass the bread please.
(silence)
Roy: I'm finished. gets up and leaves
(silence)
Marth: He didn't even take his dishes...
Next scene
Marth and Peach are talking in the kitchen about whether they should go back and get Master Hand.
Peach: So should we go back and get him?
Marth: Who?
Peach: ...
Marth: Oh, him. Uh, if you want I guess. I mean, I don't care.
Peach: Well, he is our master after all, we can't just abandon him...
Marth: Yeah, but if we leave him, we won't have to do those stupid interviews!
Peach: But...a second ago you didn't care.
Marth: So?
Peach: ...You're right! Let's just leave him there!
Marth: Ok! From now on, you and me can be in charge! We are both royalty after all.
Peach: That's true. Ok, I think I can handle it!
Marth: Alright. Good night Peach. (leaves)
Peach: 'Night. thinking Me in charge...awesome.
The next morning
People are...not waking up early again, and everyone is sleeping peacefully except for one princess...
Peach: (blowing whistle at the top of her lungs)
all: (waking up except Bowser, Ganondorf, DK, Roy, Mario, C. Falcon, and Samus)
Zelda: What the-?
Luigi: Peach?
Pikachu: Are you ok?
Peach: It's 7:00! Wake up now everybody!
Kirby: Aw, man! It's that stupid trip isn't it?
Peach: What trip?
Ness: Uh, me, Kirby, Pichu, Pikachu, and Mr. Game are supposed to go on this trip, but it's not until 7:30.
Peach: Ok, well get ready and leave whenever, the bus will take you.
Kirby: thinking Score! Free trip outta this place!
Peach: The rest of you all wake up!
Ganondorf: Give us 30 more minutes!
Peach: Ok...but that's all you're getting.
30 minutes later
Peach: Bye guys!
Ness, Kirby, Pichu, Pikachu, and Mr. Game leave on a bus for who knows where
Peach: Now then...(throws the unconcious Yoshi outside into the SMASH DUMPSTER and resumes whistle blowing)
Ganondorf: 30 more minutes!
Peach: No! Get up now!
Samus: (groan)
Zelda: Peach, this is so unlike you! What's happened?
What the heck is the matter with Peach? What's gotten into her? Has she gone mad? Where Popo? And Mewtwo? And what's gonna happen to poor Yoshi? And Master Hand? And most of all, Peach! Find out next time in, you guessed it
chapter 4