Ha, a lot of people are saying the dress thing was cruel. But hey! Someone had to do it! Marth's pride hasn't been crushed yet!
Da Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Brothers Melee. And if you didn't already know that, WHAT ARE YOU DOING STARTING AT CHATPER 11?
Chapter dedicated to: Blazing Fool, for giving me the power of Over-B.
Chapter Eleven - Radio Date
The next morning, it was decided they would try to get all their interview stuff overwith, like trying on dresses and stuff. In the dressing room is Peach, Marth, Link, Autrya, Zelda, and Samus. Don't ask why Marth and Link are in there. .
Peach: I like this one, don't you think it's a good color for me, Marth?
Marth: Why the hell are you asking me?
Autrya: Yes, it's a lovely color for you!
Marth: And why are you still here?
Autrya: Speaking of me, that reminds me! I have that date with Roy tonight!
Link: How did you find out that he said yes?
Marth: Uh, I told her. Duh.
Link: Oh yeah, then how did you find out when?
Autrya: (shrugs) Magic.
Samus: You know, I didn't request a dress. But you did already pay for it, so...
Zelda: These are just interviews. I don't know what the big fancy deal is.
Peach: Well, these dresses aren't exactly fancy, they're just better than casual.
Autrya: Yeah, that's true. So, what do you guys think? (weaing a...dress)
Peach: Ohmigosh that looks so cute on you! You should wear that on your date!
Autrya: Hm, you're right! I have another one I can wear for the interviews anyway!
Zelda: So you didn't even need one?
Autrya: Uh, no?
MH: (entering room) Well, how is everything?
Samus: Um, it's all great. When are these again?
MH: Well, since Roy and Autrya are going out, they'll start tomorrow morning.
Link: How does everyone know about this?
MH: So I guess I'll see you later. (leaves the room)
Ness: (entering as MH leaves) Wow! These interviews are gonna be so cool! (leaves)
Link: . . . . . .little freak.
Marth: I guess we should be going. (looking at Link)
Link: ...Oh, yeah. That. See you guys later. (leaves with Marth)
They went down the hall and entered Roy's room, where he was still asleep.
Marth: Ok, so how does this weird thing work? And why is it in his room?
Link: Silence. Wait until Roy wakes up and then I'll explain.
Marth: . . . . . . . . . . .Ok, tired of waiting. (kicks Roy) Wake up.
Roy: You don't have to kick me. . . .AGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?
Link: Oh good, he's up. Ok, this is a walkie talkie. So when you are on your date, Marth close the door.
Marth: (closes door)
Link: So when you're on your date, we can talk to you. You'll put this radio in your ear and we'll tell you what to do.
Roy: Wait, how does this work?
Link: We've all seen the movies, just bear with me. You can talk and we'll hear everything you say and everything she says if she's close enough. This way we can tell you when to stab her, what to say, where to go, and after you stab her, what to do.
Roy: Uh, ok. Man, this is making me nervous.
Marth: Yeah, I hope this works. It's not easy to stab someone on a date...
Flashback
Sheeda: Oh, wow Marth! This is so romantic!
Marth: Sure.
Sheeda: Isn't this just wonderful! I love you Marth!
Marth: Uhmm...
Sheeda: I hope I get to spend the rest of my life with you! (clinging to Marth)
Marth: Yeah, about that...(quickly stabs Sheeda with Falchion)
Sheeda: (falls off balcony into bushes below)
Marth: ...Glad that's overwith.
End of Flashback
Link: That didn't sound very hard at all. Besides, she was a bi-
Roy: So is Autrya, which is why this should be easy. She's weird anyway, she doesn't deserve to live.
Autrya: Who are you talking about?
Marth: How long have you been here?
Autrya: Not very long, the door was open.
Link: (glaring at Marth)
Marth: I coulda sworn...
Roy: Well, we're having a top secret conversation so GO AWAY.
Autrya: (runs out the door)
Roy: Sheesh...ok, so you're gonna give me all the information I need. And I just have to do what you say?
Link: Yeah, let's try it out. (handing earpiece to Roy)
Roy: Ok...I'm ready. (leaving for another room)
Link: Alright, here we go. (into the walkie-talkie) HEY ROY CAN YOU HEAR ME!
Downstairs, the sound of screaming is heard, followed by a thud.
Link: Yup, it works.
Marth: (going carefully downstairs)
Later that afternoon...
Ness: THE MAIL'S HERE THE MAIL'S HERE THE MAIL'S HERE THE MAIL-
Link: Looks like someone had Coke again.
Ganondorf: I thought it was Sunday?
All Mario characters leave to go play tennis, along with all the people who can't talk. (Had to get rid of a few)
DK: What's in the mail today? Hm, bills, bills, chills, thrills, spills, kills, here's something for Master Hand, pills...
Master Hand: (opening letter) Meredith? She wasn't supposed to get any of the letters I sent her.
Meredith: "Dear Master Hand, It was nice to hear from you again, though your letters were very strange. I recieved 130 of them in the mail today, and they were all signed by three different people. I don't understand, nor did I get the chance to read them all. But I thought I'd reply to you just so you know that I got them. So, I'm glad to hear your training career is going well, and I hope to see you again really soon. I haven't heard from your brother, is he doing alright? Crazy always has been a bit antisocial. I'm sorry about any hardships you've been facing, but it'll be alright. Maybe I'll see you sometime. I am on vacation on an island right now, but I might be coming home soon. I suppose you could pay me a visit someday. Oh, I've got to go. But one last question: Why were some of the letters date back to 4 years ago? Love always, Meredith."
Kirby: Aw, how sweet!
Master Hand: YOU READ THAT!
Marth: (taking letter and reading it) Yeah, these we the letters we sent to her yesterday, that you told us to-
Master Hand: What? I never told you to send those! Those letters were supposed to be saved, never meant to be sent.
Ganondorf: That's what we thought at first, but we mailed them anyway, because that's what you gave us.
Master Hand: Oh, no! I gave you the wrong bag! You were supposed to mail these! (About 3 letters)
Link: How can you get those confused with a bag of 130?
Master Hand: This is horrible! Oh, I guess I'll just stop writing to her.
Roy: (after recovering) Who is she anyway?
Master Hand: An old friend of mine and Crazy's.
Samus: Is she your girlfriend?
Master Hand: Please, we're hands. We don't do that kinda stuff.
Fox: Well, this is off-topic, but who will be-
MH: No time for off-topic questions. I need to ask something more off-topic! Did you get all the groceries?
Link: Uh...
Pikachu: Oh, yeah. That. Well, except for one.
Ness: Heheheheheheheheh.
Marth: But we got most of them. The only thing we forgot was the most useless thing in the world.
Ganondorf: Amen.
MH: Well, as long as you got the flowers I guess it's alright. (leaves)
Marth: Oh whoops I left those in the van. Be right back.
Marth goes out to the vehicle to find the potted flowers barely alive and wilting severely. He brings them inside and waters them a lot.
Autrya: Wow! Those are so pretty! Did you buy them for me?
Marth: What?
Autrya: (takes flower pot) They're so beautiful, even if they are wilting. Thanks! (goes off to her room)
Link: . . . . . . . . . .Well GEEZ just take other people's flowers why don'tcha!
MH: (comes back) Where are the flowers anyway?
Marth: Autrya took them. She thought they were for her.
MH: Oh, they were. (leaves)
Link: ...Now she's thinks you got them for her, but they were supposed to be from Master Hand.
Marth: Yeah. Damn, why did I volunteer to get the flowers?
That evening...
Roy: Ok, ok. I'm almost ready.
Link: (Into walkie-talkie)ARE YOU SURE THIS THING WORKS?
Roy: OW! YES I'm very sure. Now stop it!
Marth: I hope we can pull this off.
Autrya: Pull what off?
Link: WILL YOU GO AWAY!
Autrya: (angrily) Well, ok! (goes away)
Link: (sighs) When you stab her, make sure you get her right in the heart.
MH: Are you ready yet?
Roy: Almost! gosh people leave me alone...
Soon, Roy, Link, and Marth were downstairs. Link was talking to Zelda, Marth was fixing Roy's hair, and Roy was waiting for Autrya. Master Hand was there too.
Roy: Marth! There's no point in trying to fix it, it just does that!
Marth: Well, it looks bad!
MH: There's Autrya.
Autrya came downstairs wearing her new dress, which was black and silk. Her black hair was put up in a bun and her makeup was perfect. She wore one of those scarf things that goes behind you and rests on your arms. She looked like she was going to a prom.
Autrya: Alright, I'm ready.
Marth: (quietly) Don't fall for it Roy, it's a trap!
Roy: Don't worry about me, I'm ready to do this.
Link: Ok, it's all you. We're gonna stay in your room while you do this, and make sure you have everything.
Roy: (checking under coat for the dagger, which was still there) Got it.
They left on their way merrily. The taxi dude dropped them off at some fancy resteraunt.
Ganondorf: 'Kay bye you guys!
Roy: Bye taxi dude, I mean-
Ganondorf: (drives off)
Roy: (thinking) Great. Now I'm stuck here with her for about two hours. I guess I should start off casual and stab her when she least expects it.
Autrya: Ok, let's go already! (dragging Roy into the resteraunt)
Roy: What? Café Aquae again? I'm gonna kill Ganondorf that bloody-
Waiter #1: How many?
Autrya: Two.
Waiter #1: Smoking or non?
Roy: Smoking.
Autrya: Non.
Waiter #1: (thinking) No, not again! (saying) Um...well...smoking it is!
They took their seats, got their menus and had peace for a while.
Link: Ok, after you guys eat, or before, whichever, there's a balcony all the way to your right. That's where you need to stab her.
Roy: Got it.
Autrya: Well, that was fast. What are you having?
Roy: Uh, the #57. That's what I got last time.
Marth: YOU MORON!
Autrya: Hm, I'll have to try that too.
Link: So, start off casual. You don't want to seem suspicious straight off.
Roy: (quietly) Well what am I supposed to say?
Link: Uh, I don't know! I've never been on a date before!
Marth: You've never been on a date before? Ha!
Roy: Guys! What am I supposed to say!
Marth: (To Link) Have you ever done it before then?
Roy: (To Autrya) Have you ever d-
Link: (To Roy and Marth) NO! And abstinence is good!
Marth: Hahaha! You make me laugh!
Autrya: What was that Roy?
Roy: Uh, nothing. It was a dumb question.
Autrya: Ok, well, I took our orders.
Roy: Alright, good.
Link: (To Marth) Oh, right. And you've done it before?
Marth: As a matter of fact, I have.
Roy: (sigh) Will you excuse me for just a second? (leaves for the bathroom)
Autrya: Uh, sure...(thinking) Geez, some date this is.
Roy: GUYS! YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NO HELP!
Link: Oh yeah. Sorry. I forgot about it.
Marth: What do you need help on again?
Roy: (loud sigh) Casual talk!
Link: Right, right. Um, ask her what her favorite song is.
Marth: Or talk about the weather.
Link: Naw, that's a little to casual.
Roy: Fine, just don't abandon me again. This is ridiculous. (leaves back for table)
Autrya: There you are.
Roy: Yeah, sorry about that.
Autrya: It's alright. So, do you like being a smasher?
Roy: Yeah, sure. It's great. There's a lot of cool things we do, no wonder you want to be one.
Autrya: Yeah, I've wanted to be ever since I was little. But I didn't have a whole lot of special things about me, so I just practiced marital arts a lot. Then I realized I liked fighting so much it didn't matter if I became one.
Roy: Hm, that's cool. But being a smasher really is an honor. You're lucky you get to be one.
Autrya: So are you!
Roy: Oh, look there's our food...
The classic meal of (beepbeepbeepbeeeepbeep) was served.
At the house, Marth faints.
Roy: Ugh...I mean...yeah, ugh.
Autrya: And you say you've had this before?
Roy: No, I was just kidding. But I know someone who has.
The night went by slowly and soon they were at the balcony. They had talked a lot (didn't eat their food) and realized they had a lot in common.
Autrya: Yeah, I really don't like Marth at all.
Roy: Me neither. Wow, we have a lot in common.
Link: (looking over at Marth) Good thing he was out for that one.
Autrya: Well, this date has been really good. I enjoyed it.
Roy: So did I. We should do this again sometime.
Link: Ok, Roy. Drop the act. Time to get serious. Draw your dagger.
Roy: (hesitating) So, are you gonna stay a smasher forever?
Autrya: I don't know. I really like it, but I don't feel welcome.
Roy: Sorry, we try to make you as welcome as we can. It's Ganondorf isn't it?
Autrya: (laughs) No, not like that. I just mean, I feel like I should be somewhere else. Maybe back at home.
Link: Roy! The dagger! Don't make me go and do it myself! Just because Marth fainted doesn't mean you can't listen to me!
Roy: (ignoring) Yeah, I know what you mean. I didn't feel comfortable at first either. Well, until I met Marth.
Autrya: Do you like him?
Roy: He was just the first friend I made there, so he helped me get along with everyone. But right now, he's kinda different than he was back then. That's why I said I didn't like him that much.
Autrya: (scratching head nervously) Hehe, I guess you're right. Maybe once I make some more friends I'll be more likely to stay.
Link: ROY YOU DO-DO MORON DIPFACE PIECE OF CRAP! STAB HER!
Roy: (reaches reluctantly for the dagger in his jacket and quickly hides it behind him)
Autrya: (reaches into her hair and pulls out a dagger, quickly hiding it behind her)
. . . . . . . . .'Nuff said. Looks like a conflict has come about. Don't expect any rush on chapter twelve. I just updated 3 chapters in a row just about. You should be thankful for that. And my reviewing is going a little better. I want more though! More power! So ok, what's with the dagger Autrya has? What does she plan to do with it? Were her plans the same as Roy's the whole time? Will they both kill each other at the same time? Will Marth be ok? Will Link pulverize Roy for taking so long? Is Meredith enjoying her vacation? Is Master Hand going to do anything about this? Why would Autrya have a dagger to begin with? And why would she want to kill Roy, who she is a #1 fan of? Does she perhaps like someone else? Does she really hate Roy? Is everything a lie? Did she decieve them? Or did she really want to become a smasher? All questions, except maybe the Meredith one, answered in
chapter 12