Rachel- Hey daddy where are you going?
Leonard- Well princess one my patients got into coma so I have to go and check on her.
Rachel- Oh where's mom?
Leonard- I think she went shopping.
Rachel- Without me!
Leonard- Sorry princess, but ill see you later.
Rachel- Oh I'm sleeping over at Monica's tonight.
Leonard- Ok have fun tonight, bye.
Rachel- Bye daddy.
Over at Chandler's house. Monica and Chandler were talking and walking to his house.
Monica- Thanks for giving me a ride to your house.
Chandler- No problem so this is my house, lets go in.
Chandler opens the door and Monica is in awe.
Monica- Wow its so beautiful.
Chandler- Yea well lets go in. Nobody's house my dad's in Las Vegas and my mom's promoting one of her books.
Monica- Oh she's a author, what kinds of things does she write about?
Chandler- Well um she writes about everything I guess.
Monica- That's cool.
Chandler- Yea I guess. Well are you hungry? We have a cook.
Monica- Ok.
Meanwhile, Joey was at a restaurant waiting for his blind date. Then the most annoying girl in school came in.
Joey- J-Janice.
Janice- Oh my god Joey aren't you in my fifth hour?
Joey- Yea you're the chick that laughs really loud.
Then Janice starts laughing and people around the restaurant start looking at them.
Joey- Well Janice I just remembered I um have to feed um yea my pig.
Janice- You have a pig?
Joey- Yea he's one big boy. So I have to go.
Before Janice could say anything Joey was already out the door.
Over at Phoebe's apartment that she shared with her roommate Fred who's 21.
Phoebe- Fred I'm going to my aura classes tonight.
Fred- Ok, have fun I'm going to go into the city and go to one of those clubs.
Phoebe- Well don't get yourself into too much trouble because I have a weird feeling.
Fred- You always have weird feelings.
Phoebe- Ha-ha I'll see you later.
Fred- Bye.
Back at Rachel's house . Rachel's waiting impatiently for Chip. Then her mother Sandra comes in.
Rachel- Oh my god he's twenty minutes late.
Sandra- Well maybe he forgot. Call his house.
Then Jill and Amy came in.
Jill- Rachel got stood up.
Amy starts laughing.
Sandra- Girls don't laugh maybe something happened to him.
Rachel- Well I'm going to his house.
Sandra- Alright drive safely honey and have fun at Monica's.
Rachel- Alright bye guys.
Amy- Good luck!
Then Jill whispers to Amy.
Jill- She'll need it.
After about five minutes Rachel finally got to Chip's house and saw that only Chip's car was in the driveway. His parents weren't home.
Rachel went up to the door and knocked, but nobody answered. So she opened the door and walked in and then she got to Chip's door it was closed. So she opened it quietly and there Chip layed naked on top of her so called friend Mindy.
Rachel- Oh my god.
Then Rachel ran out of Chip's house into her car and drove to Monica's.
Chip and Mindy got dressed quickly and ran outside.
Chip- Rachel! Rachel!
When he saw Rachel was already out of sight he turned to Mindy.
Chip- Thanks Mindy!
Mindy- What she'll forgive us if she knows what's good for her. Lets go back inside.
Chip- Yea your right.
Then they made their way back to Chip's room.
Rachel was crying in her car and she couldn't believe her boyfriend slept with one of her friends. Well her ex-friend and ex-boyfriend. She was so stupid. Then she parked her car in the Geller's driveway and ran up to their door and rang the doorbell. Then Ross opens the door and looks at Rachel's face because it's all red from crying.
Ross- Oh my god Rachel what's wrong?
Rachel- Hi is Monica here?
Ross- No she's at Chandler's their working on the project.
Rachel then starts crying again.
Ross- Hey come on in we can talk. My parents went to a restaurant in the city they'll be back late tonight.
Rachel- Thanks, you have no clue what this means to me.
At Chandler's house. Monica and Chandler are working on their project. They just finished eating spaghetti.
Monica- So I'm a chef and you're a….
Chandler- Sports editor.
Monica- Ok how many kids do you want to have?
Chandler- I don't know, how many do you want to have?
Monica- Four. Two girls and two boys.
Chandler Four?
Monica- What, is that too much for you.
Chandler- No that's alright I guess.
Then Chandler whispers.
Chandler- Why don't you add two more so we can be one big sporty eating Brady Bunch family.
Monica- What did you say?
Chandler- That your beautiful.
Monica- Oh thanks Chandler. You don't look to bad yourself.
