15th August
7:03pm
Phlegm tried to give me a Ton Tongue Toffee today. Like any real Weasley could not tell the difference!
When she gave it to me I hid it in her pudding. Did you know a Veela becomes very, very ugly when she's mad?
Mollywobbles has giving me washing up to do- without magic. She guessed that it was me.
Hair Status: 2.5 Mischievous Mane
Ginny: 2
Smelly-cour: 1
17th August
3:29pm
I was talking perfectly normally to Harry, as if he was a brother, when, all of a sudden, the snorting started.
Me: No way! The only reason the Tornadoes won was because the Eagle's seeker snort was hit…
Harry: (raises eyebrow) the Wasp's seeker what?
Me: He was snort hit by a snort… I have to go. (Runs off)
3:31pm
What's happening? I can't say two words without snorting?
3:35pm
Phlegm. I am so gonna get her.
4:02pm
Mollywobbles can't get it off. I didn't want to tell her about the whole Phlegm War because I'm supposed to be nice to her, and I don't want to have to clean something for hours…
4:06pm
Still snorting. No counter curses to be found.
7:13pm
I hate Phlegm. Not only does she make me snort, but she draws attention to it in front of the entire family.
Me: (very quietly) Mum, please snort pass the potatoes? snort
Phlegm: (very loudly) Ginny- are you snorting?
Me: Er… snort No…?
Phlegm: (At Howler volume) Zat is very unladylike. Where I come from, little girls would be punished for making rude noises in public.
MW: She can't really help it. She must have picked up one of the twins' joke things.
Too scared to open my mouth. Haven't talked since. Going to get Hermione to do something. Going to get Phlegm for this.
Hair Status: 4- Hair Brushes Beware.
Ginny: 2
Phlegm: 2
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19th August
8:27am
Snorting wore off. Finally. Can't think of a way to get Phlegm back. But I will.
Hair Status: 3-Hat required
20th August
9:34am
Plotting…
10:12pm
Just got a brilliant idea. Can't explain. Need to take a leaf out of Hermione's book.
5:09pm
The world can see Phlegm for who she really is.
Hair Status: 1- Sleek and Shiny.
21st August
10:11pm
Am. In. So. Much. Trouble.
Maybe warts on her forehead spelling 'Phlegm' was a LITTLE too much. Or maybe it was the word Phlegm that did it?
Mum is not a happy little Mollywobbles at the moment.
It's not like the warts don't come off. All she has to do is say "I'm sorry I embarrassed you, Ginny. And your hair is a very pretty colour."
I mean, come on. That's not too hard to say!
But apparently it is because now I have a very, very looooong list of things to do.
And now I'm not allowed Quidditch till Hogwarts. And no meatballs.
1:24pm
Just finished degnoming the garden. And now I'm on to cleaning the attic.
3:42pm
I hate ghouls.
Hair Status: 3.7- Gross and Ghoul-like
23rd August
3:45pm
Still cleaning…
Refuse to tell Phlegm how to get rid of them.
7:09pm
I want meatballs.
Hair Status: 4.5- Le Pouf Junior
24th August
2:21pm
Finally told Phlegm how to get rid of the warts.
Refuses to apologize. Mmm… guess she'll just have to live with those ugly wart on her forehead.
Hair Status: 2.5- Mischievous Mane.
25th August
6:36pm
Phlegm finally apologized. Though, wanted to strangle me afterwards.
Cleaning the attic was definitely worth hearing her apologize.
Hair Status: 2- Curls In Control
28th August
7:43pm
Mollywobbles is finally easing up. Was allowed ONE meatball.
Learned how to sock-hats. Yes. Was THAT bored.