1st September
7:04am
Hiding from Trillium. She's trying to do my makeup. The day I let her do my makeup is the day I become a poet.

Double potion and double Defense of the Dark Arts. Wonderful.

7:06am
All the girls are stressing about how they look on the first day back at Hogwarts. Except for Odylia. She's just channeling.

Jasmine Bell: Do these robes make me look...well... a bit chubby?
Trillium Mairon: On you? No! You look great, you're as skinny as a stick! At least you have 'crystal blue' eyes! Unlike me, who has drab, boring, grey eyes!
JB: What? Your eyes are so… pretty!
TM: I heard the hesitation there! I've put like 3 tons of eyeshadow on and they still look boring!
JB: So you are positive that this doesn't make me look fat?
TM: Of course it doesn't make you look fat!
(Long pause)
JB: Are you sure?
TM: Are you sure?
JB: Sure of what?
TM: That my eyes are pretty.

7:09am
Oh my gosh, they are obsessed!

TM: Are you positively sure?
JB: Yes.
TM: Cross you heart and hope to see a grim?

6:13pm
Already have hours of homework. Well… maybe not hours but Flitwick wants a foot-long essay on Summoning Charms, Snape wants us to read to page 55 for tomorrow and Slughorn wants us contrast how boomslang skin will change a potion when added at the full moon to how it will at the new moon.

8:16pm
Finally saw Luna today. She was frantically waving her arms in the air. Apparently there was a Wrackspurt in the air. Whatever that is…
At the moment Luna and Odylia are chatting about Honey-Fuzzles. Better hide before am forced to wear something smelly and green to ward them off.

3rd September
5:14pm
Ahh… Dean….

5:15pm
Dean… MY boyfriend…

5:16pm
Spent a brilliant lunch break with my boyfriend! He's so romantic. Just all the little things he does… For example, today he sent me a note in the middle of Arithmancy today. A little floating paper snitch with a note in it saying to meet him at lunch in the owlery.

5:47pm
Going to dinner right now with MY boyfriend.

5th September

6:17pm

So glad it's the weekend! Sat by the lake with Trillium and Jasmines for most of the day.

When I was walking out with them I literally tripped over a 1st year! My god, they're short! How can they fit all of their vital organs in such a small space? Obviously they left out the brains…

Their so stupid. They try to act all grown up but really it's just:

First year: Bum!

Other first years: giggle giggle

First year: Bum!

Other first years: giggle giggle

Chorus of first years: Bum! Giggle giggle! Bum giggle giggle! Bum!

Hair Status: 2- Curls In Control

7th September – Two Month Anniversary tomorrow with Dean!

8:14am

I'm going on a broom-ride with Dean today at lunch. Can't wait, how romantic.

A broom-ride with MY boyfriend. He he.

8:15am

Oh no! I've become a Bum Giggle Giggle!

6:59pm

Argh! Dean cancelled our date today at lunch. He's been given a huge project in Charms today. Apparently it's going to taken hours to do. He's also partnered with Lavender Brown.

It's Dean's and my Two Month Anniversary tomorrow! He better not cancel!

Hair Status: 3.5- Lumpy Locks

8th September

12:34pm

Dean and I have arrange to go on a date tonight, to spend some "quality time" together.

Could barely get a word of out of him during lunch. Was too busy working on his project with Lavender. If he cancels…

6:05pm

He's not here.

6:07pm

Still not here…

6:10pm

No sign of any pigeons either. With or without a note.

6:15pm

Alert the Minisitry. Suspect has entered the premises.

6:16pm

He was late because he was working on his project with Lavender. Big surprise there.

9:48pm

Had a brill. time Dean tonight! We ended up going into the Room of Requirement. What we required the room for will not be mentioned in this Diary.

We started out in the common room but a bunch of Bum Giggle Giggles surrounded us. So we had to make a great escape. It was 2 against 500 hundred. The odds were against us (obviously). They had powers that would make even He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named shrivel up with fear. The Giggles. Dean and I courageously flew across the common room, jumped over the couch, skidded through the portrait hole and collapsed, breathing heavily. And I'm only over-exaggerating a tiny bit!

Anyways, fab night. Can't wait till our next our next Month Anniversary. Is having a 2 and 1/8 Month Anniversary too much?

Hair Status: 1.5 – Flowing with positive energy

9th September
7:32pm

If I hear the name Lavender one more time, I think I'm going to throw up!

Lavender this, Lavender that. Lavender said this, Lavender thinks that. Lavender decided this, Lavender blah blah blah vomit.

Me: Dean, can you please pass the potatoes?

DT: Lavender likes potatoes…

Me: Dean, the potatoes? I'm still hungry over here.

DT: Lavender was very hungry at lunch.

Me: Harry, will you pass me the potatoes?

Hair Status: 3.8 – Reacting to Lavender