13th September

12:39pm

Love this attraction potion! Got more head-turns today than I have in six months. You should have seen Romilda Vane's face when Harry ogled me. (She has a major crush on him. She plots daily ways of slipping random concoctions into his drinks.) Trill's "Merek", who is as clever as a quaffle, gaped me (and I didn't even have to hang around his Potions classes). I'm almost positive a Seventh Year Hufflepuff girl hit on me. I'm not exaggerating at all. For a change.

And of course, there is Random Ravenclaw, who complimented me on the perfume I got from Jasmine.

RR: (Sighs) Hi Ginny! How's it going? (Stares for prolonged period of time)

Me: Err-

RR: I'm Marvin. (In very high voice) It's nice to meet you Ginny.

Me: Oh. Hi Marvin… (Thinking in head "And how old are you, little boy?")

RR: You smell very nice today, Ginny. (I'm not kidding. This voice could shatter goblets…)

Me: Um… Er… Thanks. (Walks away v. quickly.)

6:52pm

I. Hate. This. Potion. I have just been chosen president for the "Save The Chizpurfles Association" by a group of adoring third years. Are chizpurfles plants, animals or minerals? Are they even legal?

I feel like Fleur Dela-Smelly-Cour. I actually have an entourage of drooling followers. No wonder Fleur's crazy. Maybe I should adopt a French Accent. (Of course, zat would be a very silly thing for a silly leetle girl like me to do.)

Have decided to spend entire evening away from hypnotized fans in dorm.

6:55pm

Oh dear. Odylia's joined me. I swear she's channeling Positive Loving Energy at me…

Hair Status: 4- Hair Brushes Beware

14th September

8:33am

This bloody attraction potion still hasn't worn off. Breakfast was hell. When I entered the hall, everybody started ogling me. People were shoving and pushing to sit next to me, and a seventh year Hufflepuff actually came over and buttered my toast! Am not over-exaggerating. Am going to kill Fred and George. I'll send them an owl. Or maybe a howler.

At least I have Care of Magical Creatures first thing today. I won't have to make too much contact with people.

12:47pm

This day is only getting worse. I now have a phobia of Knarls. Stupid moody hedgehogs.

Since it's their mating season, Hagrid assigned us an essay on the Knarl's mating ritual, and we were given class-time to do some research. As I was taking notes, half a dozen horny Knarls tunneled out of their pen and stampeded towards me. They threw themselves at me and made me do a big face-plant in the mud. They then started nuzzling, and licking and cleaning me all over! Apparently, female knarls find this quite arousing. I tried to shove them off, but, as I find out today, they get offended very easily. When I finally shook them off, they started growling and charged at me. Of course, by now, half the class was howling with laughter as I ran around screaming, trying to get them off. Being scratched and attacked my six oversized pincushions does not leave you with much dignity. Jasmine, being the good friend she is, tried to pull them off me, resulting in getting viciously bitten on her nose.

I now look like Mad-Eye Moody, with all these scratches on me. I went to Madame Pomfrey who gave me some ointment and told me the scratches would go away in a few days.

Think I'll skip lunch. Breakfast was too traumatizing, and everyone's probably still laughing about the Knarls. Maybe I should get Trillium to do something stupid to give them something else to laugh about.

1:34pm
Passed a bunch of first years.

First year: Ginny!
Other first years: giggle giggle
First year: Ginny... (sighs)
Other first years: giggle giggle
Chorus of first years: Ginny! Giggle giggle! Ginny giggle giggle! Ginny!

2:08pm - in Transfiguration

Ian McLloyd from Ravenclaw is giving me strange looks.

2:11pm

Ian McLloyd: Hey, Ginny. Wanna date with a real Knarl? (Points to himself)

Me: Yes actually-

IM: Great! How about tonight at-

Me: -I quite fancy that bloke in the first row… (Points to random guy) He can claw me anytime.

IM: Uhh… (Gives me strange look again) Colin Creevy? You like guys with 'cameras', huh?

Me: Uh! Er- I meant that person over there! (Accidently points at Odylia)

IM: (Gives me even stranger looks and turns away)

Can this day get any more embarrassing?

7:30pm

Yes. It can. It seems certain objects now find me irresistible. In Potions, a vial of Bosworth's Serum randomly tipped over towards me. It started melting them table and nearly got my robes. Slughorn didn't get as mad as thought he would. Actually, he didn't get mad at all. He awarded me fifteen house points for giving an excellent demonstration to the class on the destructive properties of Bosworth's Serum when it is not mixed with Brazilian tree sap.

I'm sure you can imagine how much fun I had trying to eat with my fork at dinner.

Definitely going to go send Howler to F & G right now.

8:16pm

Not a good idea. Was just walking into the Owlery when I realized I had forgotten one little thing. Owls are animals. Animals like Ginny. Animals like Ginny very much.

Walked out of Owlery looking like a broken down pillow covered in poop.

Pig is still banging on the dorm window, trying to get in.

Definitely going to go send Howler to F & G. When potion wears off. If it wears off.

Going to bed early tonight.

Hair Status: 5- Le Pouf

15th September

1:37am

The blankets are sticking to my skin. The pillows are snuggling me! I need to get out of here!

2:22am

The Uranus Moon Hoppers are back! Why do they want my muffins?

2:58am

Don't worry. It's okay. The green rabbits are coming to take them away.