How to get rid of Roy Mustang in a few easy steps.
All you really have to do is sit back and relax, because Roy will destroy himself.
Roy is in his office with mountains of paper work, and of course he doesn't do any of it. +Just pop a squat in the corner and watch+
Roy falls asleep in his chair and you can hear him, because he talks in his sleep. By what he is saying you can tell he's dreaming about girls, because he's doing the kissy face, and part of his pant's are bulging up.
Once he wakes up, for some odd reason he gets into a craze of cleaning windows. After a while has passed, he looks over at his desk seeing the mountains and mountains of paper work. +He sighs+
While he is frantically sighing the paper work he's bitching with a very big sailors tongue. His hand starts to cramp up, sweat is pouring down his face. He's on his very last paper and he passes out from exhaustion. You can see spirals in his eyes, he was so close.
He is such a slacker, just like most of us+