How to get rid of Fullmetal Alchemist characters?

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These short stories or if you can even call them that will tell you ways of getting rid of a certain character.

10. Riza Hawkeye

How to get rid of Riza Hawkeye in a few easy steps.

First you have to sneak into her house without getting caught by her or black hayate.

Once you are in you have to go over to her gun. And replace the real one with a fake gun, but make sure it ways and looks the same.

Then when you are done get out of there and fast.

Then the next day while Riza is in the gun range, get behind something and not get caught.

Riza will load her gun, and get ready to shot the target. But when she goes to shot and pulls the trigger, a flag will come out and read BANG! Her face gets red as a cherry and it looks like steam is coming out of her ears. She looks like she is going to explode, then she grabs everyone that is in the gun range and begins to yell at them. "Where is my real gun."

Then she went out of control grabbing everyone and interrogating them to see what had happened to her gun+

5. Then before Riza gets you get the HELL out of there. +Run for you lives, She going to get us+