How to get rid of Russell Tringham in a few easy steps.
Go to the nearest bookstore and see if Russell's favorite book is on sale. Then you pay the cashier a bribe to hide all of the books that were on the shelf.
Then you go to where Russell is and tell him that is favorite book is on sale, and his closest bookstore.
You follow him to the bookstore and peek through the window, while he asks the cashier why there's no more copy of his books on the shelf.
Once the cashier tells him that there are no more copies of that particular book. This is what will happen:
Russell: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" +He falls onto his knees with his head in his hands sobbing like a little baby+
Cashier: "Excuse me sir you need to leave, your making a scene" + He points to the door+
Russell is still crying but now he's in the fetal position rocking back and forth+
Cashier: "Sir if you don't get up I'm going to call security" +The cashier walks behind the desk and pushes a big red button+
Then a few moments later two big guys in big black suites, picked up Russell and they hurled him out of the door+
Person: "Russell what happened why did they throw you out?"
Russell: "They were out of my book, and there was no copies left"
Russell gets on his knees and raises his fist to the air and says, "I will seek revenge on the companies that don't make a lot of copies of books"
Person: +Walks away slowly, then turns around and runs away+